Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

The only people I don't call retards are actual retards. Because then it's mean. It's utterly retarded for a non-retard to get mad about being called a retard, though.

 

[Trombonista]

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This is the shit that's going to greet us when we finally go to hell for making fun of fat women on the internet.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine being a black woman scared about the 1 out of two million police death odds but not the heart disease claiming your fat ass in two years, lol.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

NGL, most of the lolcows I've interacted with on the forums may seem somewhat normal at first but there's always a moment when I realize "oh shit, you DID need a thread".

 

[Trombonista]

The spuds will never have to deal with peers, or find jobs or anything else. Why not go balls to the wall with names? I mean, your spud is only going to be around a few years, why not call it Dingleberry Unicorn Horatio-Sans.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I have decided to attempt the dating scene, and it's all full of trannies. I hate the internet.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Trombonista]

The next cunt to necro this thread better have some sauce or I'm coming to put you in a dryer and chap your Smurf ass.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Vaccines did 9/11.

 

[Trombonista]

Vaccines actually do cause autism, just not in people who are actually vaccinated.

 

[Trombonista]

Your family can tell you you have a problem, your friends can tell you you have a problem, but when drugs tell you you have a problem it's time to sort your shit out.

 

[Trombonista]

The personal beliefs of a large number of farmers are absolutely retarded, I've had people explain how they use eugenics for dating. the forums culture hides it a little but it's fair to say some of us are borderline lolcows and that's presuming they're not edgy shitposters enjoying the catharsis of ranting for 500+ posts about some fat lesbian token in a pile of shit show nobody should care about . Everything here should be taken with a pinch of salt and Ben is what happens to you if you're dumb enough to absorb right wing counter culture uncritically.

 

[Trombonista]

it's really a great mix of all the not-rapey stuff you could get from a person of interest

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine being black and being worried about the one and million chance of a cop shooting your kid compared to the 1/3 chance of some nigga poppin' you for twenty bucks, lol.

 

[Trombonista]

I consider it an honor to be enabled for 5G through my jabs, and damnit I'll brag about it all I want!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you post here then you don't have a sex life.

 

[Trombonista]

Shut up fag also thanks for proving the point in your post that we were indeed wrong about Aaron being the saddest thing we'd ever seen, because you are personally even sadder you fucking faggot.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine being in your mid 30s, looking like you're in your mid 50s, and whining on social media that people weren't enthusiastic enough about your birthday.

She really is mentally 12. And fat.

 

[Trombonista]

I am definitely one taco short of a combination platter but it does make life fun.

I promise I’ll definitely make some more horrible impulsive decisions and we can all point and laugh together,

Beauty Parlor Line of the Day:

THAT'S A PALE ASS TIT

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Anyone who neg rates my posts: Grow the fuck up. Its not for you. Stop being toxic incel manbabies.