Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

You know, you really don't have to devote one whole run on sentence on me.
Even I know I'm not worth that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'd prefer white supremacist fascism over black supremacist fascism if Haiti is anything to go by.

 

[TheRetardKing]

______________________

 

[Trombonista]

Jesus Christ, I'm defending My Immortal...

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Advertising your whore shit on Kiwi Farms is like hiring a homeless schizo to scream about niggers in front of your business.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

They've only realised now that people keep dying even on April 1st?

April Fool’s Day is the best!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I find it hilarious that niggas can’t be expected to have an ID with them but will faithfully carry a vaccine passport with them everywhere they go.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You know its hard out here for a simp, (you ain't know nigga)
when he trynin to get the money for her twitch, (you ain't know nigga)
for her bathwater and Onlyfans pics, (you ain't know nigga)
Because a whole lotta e-girls got dicks, (you ain't know nigga)

 

[Trombonista]

She has such an interesting effect on people. The baffling continuance of her existence seems to make us all contemplate the horrors of humanity, both physical and spiritual. She’s just some skelly in pajamas, basically retarded by her own hand, clattering around Target once a month. She doesn’t do shit but sad-post and die. But her very existence forces the mind to radiation poisoning, mummy autopsies and the holocaust.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm not taking toxic masculinity seriously until they encourage positive masculinity that isn't shorthand for "simpering toolbag we can manipulate".

 

[LurkTrawl]

Shit, I hope they find the Ludacris fan who kneed him to death. Blood of my blood didn't even go into hardcore knee-by's where niggas bust out some bike shorts, rush into your crib and go 100% on your head connector.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine being this fucking vain over nothing.
Raise a family, finish a proper career, something worthwhile except being a nigger.

 

[Trombonista]

I love how you guys took something Chris Chan did (farting on a cake for money) and ascribed it to Tess and it was so believable that it found its way into her comment sections. Normally with lolcows I saw stick to canon but she really deserves this one.

 

[Trombonista]

I follow Brandon Novak on Facebook (not the other VLB train wrecks, even the clean guys like Rake and Dico) and to my surprise, he saw Bam like less than a year ago.

It made me think Bam was going to get better, if Novak was hanging with him again.

Now Bam has a thread on Kiwi Farms

 

[Trombonista]

If someone asked me: "Are you going to chop your dick off?" I would have a good answer for them. I wouldn't need to dodge the question all day long.

 

[Trombonista]

I have learned a lot in this thread, but I did not want to.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

For me it's just my clumsiness. Sometimes I just walk somewhere deep in my own thoughts and I trip and fall, accidentally burying my massive cock deep into some twink's bussy. I hate faggots but this keeps happening

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Trombonista]

I swear ever since I started following this thread, I find myself checking my values whenever I draw. And they say Kiwifarms is bad; I'm getting art advice over here.

Getting laid off is the business version of an amicable breakup. Getting fired is your partner screaming “GET THE FUCK OUT!” and then calling the cops.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You're telling me a community centered around a children's video game series with extremely iterative entries and repetitive game play whose endgame ultimately boils down to walking a in a circle for hundreds of hours to get a creature with a different color is rife with autism? I never would have suspected.