Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

(Cheesegirl hides her pretty pink shimmery highlighter behind her 57 year old back and goes to the Shame Corner.)

 

[Trombonista]

Anna, how fucking drunk were you?

 

[Wallace]

It's all fun and games until they start shooting their zero-profit alpacas to blame it on fascist militia raids.

 

[Trombonista]

@Rubberchickenchu Please know that I did not rate you dumb; I rated Labelle's post Dumb. If I could give my Dumb rating to Labelle, I would.

 

[Trombonista]

Rk as kejnznskejwnfel rksne kslwmjcor. Kemspd kralaowbt lzocjeme rosmsmf. Pwkfeua ridmdef.

See, I can mash the keyboard too.

 

[Trombonista]

I come here to laugh at degenerate moms dressing up their unknowing, unfeeling spuds in stupid Halloween outfits, not to depress myself with actual tragedies.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm starting to think that @Autphag just bounces his balls off the keyboard a few times and posts whatever results from that action.

 

[Trombonista]

I enjoy this thread. When Elora is crazyposting, it's great. Jack joined to ratchet up the drama. When neither of them post it just turns into a boy's locker room with fake fights, "who would you fuck" talks, and dick measuring contests.

Thank god Al Gore invented the internet. Thanks, Al!

 

[Trombonista]

This situation reminds me of when a suicide bomber's jacket doesn't go off and he's just left in a room with a bunch of angry, now-laughing people.

 

[Clockwork]

This thread taught me everything I need to know about alpaca ranching and dilating a gaping crotch wound.

 

[Trombonista]

I Was Inside A Building Once; A Triumphant Memoir by Piga Dgrifm.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Such as the famous "Jews control the media" stuff - there are only 1-2 major media companies run by a Jewish person.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you can say the n-word (nigger), you know it's a good site.
If you can't, it's bound to have tranny jannies.

Hnigger
Anigger
Cnigger
Knigger
Enigger
Rnigger

 

[Trombonista]

NIgga that thread is five years old.

Everyone in that group is now dead.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

When niggers are right, there is something seriously wrong.

 

[SITHRAK!]

I say stupid shit and you're welcome to say that stupid shit is stupid

This should be the personal motto of everyone on this site.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

given the number of pedos on this site i would've expected more of you niggers to understand the concept of grooming

 

[Trombonista]

Demanding your own pronouns is bad enough, but you really don’t get to decide your adjectives.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

At least haji is friendly before & after ripping people off, and they lie a lot better.... maybe that's why it's not called "arabing" someone.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Wait, what the fuck is this article about?
Why are they talking about stupid Tinder shit halfway though.

This shit is retarded.

A&H in a nutshell