Line Of The Day

[zeroapexpeak]

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

God, I fucking love when somebody gets fucked up and they scream for a medic as if it is a videogame and you can just hover a medkit over the guy and heal his HP.

 

[Gregis]

It’s all fun and games until your 300 pound adult son who has the intellectual capacity of a turnip whips his junk out in a Walmart and starts rubbing it on the My Little Pony display (I witnessed this once, absolutely horrifying scenes).

-Anna Slatz

 

[zeroapexpeak]

unrelatedly if anyone bought a nintendo DSi at launch and feel like shoving it in your ass it should be turning 18 in less than a year

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Thompson, from Bagot, sat quietly in court during the hearing, and said “yes, Sir” when Judge Geary asked if he understood he was not to go back to Sexyland for a year.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

One day, Jim Crow laws will come back, but they'll be voted into policy by black voters and called the Shaniqua Act or something.

 

[Big Nasty]

The best Yo Mama joke on Kiwi Farms:

Yo mama got one big titty and one little titty, and they called the bitch Biggie Smalls.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

The best Yo Mama joke on Kiwi Farms:

That was a joke from Chappelle's Show like 20 years ago

 

[Trombonista]

I never even got to see her titties.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

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Oddly specific.

 

[Colress]

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Wish I had a source on this one

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Oddly specific.

Wish I had a source on this one

Poost

 

[The Un-Clit]

I will not shave my asshole, I will not sit on the frying pan, I will not make the poo omelet.

 

[Gregis]

Catholicism got it's own vanilla private servers?!

 

[Trombonista]

please never go on medication OP

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Women owe you their means of reproduction?

 

[Trombonista]

I could ruin your whole month with the tom and andy food court story.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Claude I’m about to get raped, what do I do

 

[AprilRains]

BPD troons are terrible housemates, reports Professor N. S. Sherlock of the DUH Institute.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

leakier than a catheter at a Jim Breuer event,