Line Of The Day

[BILLY MAYS]

[Jun 22, 2017 at 7:42 AM] @yawning sneasel: i wanna do a babyfur now

 

[Pina Colada]

Are you ready, Tumblr?
"Fuck off, white-man!"
I can't hear you!
"Fuck off, white-man!"
Ohhhhhhhh!
Who colonizes nations nearby the sea?
"Spongebob Squarepants!"
Torturing bronies and killing POC?
"Spongebob Squarepants!"
If triggering nonsense is something you wish!
"Spongebob Squarepants!"
Then sit in your bed and ree at a fish!
"Spongebob Squarepants!"
Ready?
Nazibob Whitepants!
Nazibob! Whitepants!
Nazibob Whitepants!
Nazibob Whitepants!

 

[GS 281]

 

[ZehnBoat]

SpongeBob is going to crucify her and pour hot lead over her in Oregon. What's not to get?

 

[Trombonista]

Eden, go back to wanking in your bathtub and taking photos of the result, politics is too difficult for you.

Lolcows Line of the Day:

Shit nigga, why cant us jews ever get a break? We got fuckers on both sides calling for our heads, shit man cant we just wear funny hats and succumb to alcoholism that runs in the family?

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[sbm1990]

Cat lasang will not be able to lick tard cum like a cat. He cannot curl his tongue backwards cupping it like a cat. He is not nude like a cat either. The others are almost as nude as a cat.

And then right afterwards.......

I did not say tard cum. I said tard cum. Cows tard cum

Take the comments off. This is not funny. I reported you.

 

[Trombonista]

I went on the internet as a teenager and now I'm a moderator on Kiwi Farms.

Don't be like me.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

 

[Trombonista]

If there was ever a justified call for dox, this would be it. I want to know where this person sleeps, where they eat. I want to see how much insanity they show in their non-smurf-hurtcore life. I want to lay bets on their profession, and see their face.

I want to know what evil lies in the hearts of men.

 

[Watcher]

@Lipitor

 

[RP 520]

@x.eight.six.systems: Most people grow out of communism when they get a job.
[Jun 29, 2017 at 8:04 PM] @Tempest: I'm a commie for life
[Jun 29, 2017 at 8:05 PM] @x.eight.six.systems starts the rotors with his helicopter.

 

[sbm1990]

It does? Jerk off believes in me? Jerk off is an actual being?

 

[Trombonista]

I have to confess that I got super high and became convinced that this is Phil doing his own version of deagle nation but then I became less high and realized that Phil actually thinks the airsoft gun is a weapon.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

That's very Noel Schaefer of you

 

[Trombonista]

Image of the Day from @FatFuckingClown:

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Image of the Day from @FatFuckingClown:

Bless your heart.

 

[Trombonista]

Jesus, even his dick looks retarded.

 

[Trombonista]

I have no doubt that his father indeed feels he has failed. I mean just look at Phil.

 

[Trombonista]

TLDR- KiwiFarms has made me a TERF.

Edit: One more:

Casey is a lolcow we wish would just shit himself and do nothing.