Line Of The Day

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I have decided to move to Syria and join ISIS, permanently.

 

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Am--am I a eugenicst now?

Her blood has stopped running. Now it is leisurely strolling.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Singleplayer chads they will never stop us from saying nigger in our heads

My go-to character name is always Niggerfaggot.

 

[Trombonista]

Once again I am here to advocate that these people get therapy christ almighty

Thomas is no fun with corpses. BOOOOOOOOOO!

 

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She says she doesn't eat but her fat face determined that was a lie.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT COOMER SHIT YOU RETARDED NIGGERS

 

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Gtfo with logic. It has no place here, in the house of the tub trumpet.

 

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I can't take the mold with us. [The yeast, though? It's eternal]

All we want to do is talk about retards in peace! Is that so much to ask for?

And what does elf on a shelf have to do with your relationship status?!

A neck is a horrible thing to lose.

His only true religion is meat mountain.

The real glowies were the friends we met along the way.

Have you tried presenting the woman in question with a wheel of cheese?

Feel around their crotch area to determine whether they have a benis or vagine. This foolproof method allows you to determine the sex of a human.

He probably sneezed as he was checking her, and she took that as an attempt to arouse her.

 

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I pledge allegiance to Mullah Jersh in the Great Retard Jihad against the troonomatic society.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

When the cows grow silent, the farmers moo.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I wish I was a doughnut..

If you were a doughnut, I would put you on a shelf and cherish you like I do all our doughnuts.

You want to be filled with cream?

 

[Trombonista]

I cant believe I'm saying this- kidney failure is not the way to go. I would consider Death by vigorous butt sex by Tyrone in a Florida supermax to be a less cruel fate.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The greatest hypocrisy known to man is watching someone with a lolita complex berate and demean liberals for ruining entertainment.

The sole reason you should ever post in A&N is to bait people into chimpouts. Debates are for scrubs.

 

[Trombonista]

That's a big bitch.

 

[Bone Santa]

This nigga really woke up on Christmas morning and joined kiwifarms.

 

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I would never let her beat my baby carrot.

A fake-cripple necrozoopedo troon that jizzes to a dead butterfly in a jar. What the fuck

 

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Too ugly to molest. Mega doubt.

 

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Misty's to the left of me,
Heather's to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

I'm retarded, not stupid.

 

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[Jonah Hill poster]

Boomers are retarded and will watch whatever goyslop you put in front of them. My boomer dad hates nogs but his DVR is filled with degenerate nog shit and every new episode of the Simpsons. He would have bought a Freedom Phone if he had seen it on tv.