💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Brand new Jacking Off Ten Guys


https://youtube.com/watch?v=us3D5XIu678
Yet another completely generic Tex Mex place. Jack also announces "Mexican Food Wars" where he will stuff his face full of fetish, BIRRIA. All is good in slop land.
'It's a little bit of tight squeeze in the parking lot' YEAH because you're a fucking fatass, Jack. Only he would complain about how much space they had in their parking lot. Jesus.

And that's definitely what you should be doing after 4 strokes, a Mexican Food Food Wars. Perfect, totally not strokebrained decision.
 
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Brand new Jacking Off Ten Guys


https://youtube.com/watch?v=us3D5XIu678
Yet another completely generic Tex Mex place. Jack also announces "Mexican Food Wars" where he will stuff his face full of fetish, BIRRIA. All is good in slop land.
The part where he screams in text at people mocking his obsession with tex-mex is the only thing worth talking about for this snoozer of a vide. He literally invents people in his head to justify to himself why he spams so many of them.

In reality, the fat pissbaby with NPD still sobbing over being forced to accept mommy didn't love him the most just wants to choke down fajitas until the itis kills him. He dunwanna try nothing new, he dunwanna cook, he just wanna eat himself to death.
 
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At least it's not in a strip mall this time?
 
Brand new Jacking Off Ten Guys


https://youtube.com/watch?v=us3D5XIu678
Yet another completely generic Tex Mex place. Jack also announces "Mexican Food Wars" where he will stuff his face full of fetish, BIRRIA. All is good in slop land.


Now, I'm not saying it's impossible because if you got the time to search for a good restaurant you can find one anywhere, but if I was to set up a Mexican Food Wars (tm), about the last places I would be touring would be Kentucky and Alabama.
 
I can't suspend my disbelief enough to not comment that he is physically unable to lift his right arm up like that.

This taupe-skinned slimy creep gets off on menus that have pictures. That is literally a warning sign for most people that the place is serving dogshit. The only possible reason he could endorse this is his fatbrain being able to see whether he is going to get a big enough plate of food, so he has justification to bitch at the server staff when his mound of food slop is a couple of hunks of pork short.
 
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God that place is fuck ugly.
I swear we've seen this exact menu on JOTG before. It reminds me of those places where they have a bunch of unappetizing pictures on the wall.
Chef Mike reporting for duty on the chips. More sauce to suck.

Mexican food wars didn't win. Jak just want birria! Too much bread on cheese steak!

Kentucky, Alabama, neither of the places Jack is going are known for Mexican food. Hell, even in California, Northern California is mocked for its shitty "mission" burritos.

Actually, now that I think about it, I'd like to see Jack's reaction to a mission burrito. Big fucking sack, so he'd start talking about the "value" and how the "portion" is gud.
Then he'd bite into the hive of rice, then pick it apart in the most disgusting way possible to find the tiny bit of meat. He'd lose it.

Tammy got a typical "healthy" fatty platter, with steam bag white people veggies. I'd bet they're even birds eye. That is sure as shit not carnitas. Jack's food (Fajita fatty platter without tortillas?) actually appears off color. We all know he's the thumbnail autopsy king, but I would flat out refuse that plate and leave.

Jack seems horribly tired in his parking lot wrap up.

This place is yet another watered-down beans senior center.
 
Don't give Jack any ideas for the immediate future. We need him to save that for the homeless arc.
Or the Rapture arc where he's one of the people left behind because he was a terrible Christian and God hates him.

Brand new Jacking Off Ten Guys


https://youtube.com/watch?v=us3D5XIu678
Yet another completely generic Tex Mex place. Jack also announces "Mexican Food Wars" where he will stuff his face full of fetish, BIRRIA. All is good in slop land.
He's like a child. So impressed by the bright colors on the chairs and walls because nothing screams "authentic Mexican" like faux-Mesoamerican folk art on the chairs. The pictures on the menu means the food is good. The salsa is good which means the food is good. He's like a broken record at this point. Just the same shit but a different day simply because what they got looked like crap.

Those were shrimp, not carnitas. And sure there was a lot of meat on his fajita platter but it looked disgusting.
 
I forget that there are still Jesus Freaks that boycott Disney because of Ellen coming out on her show on ABC (which they also own). Wonder how interested Jack is in Mickey MousexIlluminati conspiracy theories.

Not that it matters. Pretty sure Jack still watches the latest kiddie Disney movies in private when he's not watching Blues Clues. He's just trying to look "good" around his fellow hardcore churchgoers. His only true religion is meat mountain.
 
I'm sure there are people who boycott Disney for all sorts of reasons. I made the mistake of having a voat account and they all jacked each other off about not watching contemporary media.

It might be amusing if Jack had some weird petty reason to hate Disney. It's nice to see the facebook group is still pecking at him like intemperate birds. I do miss the livestreams.

I noticed the keto thing has come up again on the last few pages, so I would like to remind the audience that if Jack actually did go keto, he'd drop the fuck dead. It was always a lie.
 
Jack has no idea all the subsidiaries that Disney owns and operates. It's a LOT

Edit: someone should also let Jack know that his beloved NBCUniversal gave funding to support the Equality in Mariage law that was signed this month, and that the cast of Harry Potter are pro-trans.
 
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