Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

"I got drunk, like really drunk, then I got drunk again" is never as riveting as they think it is.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

OP has pure autism. But the fun autism that lets everyone laugh

you're ontologically evil

Directly after crossing the finish line she will take a huge dump and molest the nearest brown horse.

Niggers ontologically tongue my anus

We do not cow tip. If you do this do not come back here and expect asspats. Expect to be ridiculed for the idiot faggot you are. Lurk more new fag.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I want to get off Mr Fedposters Wild Ride.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

every day i thank the lord that i never turned out this mentally ill

There’s being up front, and then there’s admitting to strangers on a comedy forum that you want to fuck your niece

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I won’t eat niggers or Jews

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I hope this time I smoke a joint I actually go to sleep and not spend another 4 hours watching orangutan videos

 

[Trombonista]

Don't want AIDS? don't bite the face of a woman with AIDS - especially when you have open sores all around your mouth.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

And 5 baby mothers. His cup runneth over.

The whole idea of 'loving' an UNBORN baby would have been absolutely alien and laughable, like crying over a sperm on a tissue as your beloved dead child.

Help me Junkie Wan Kenobi you're my only hope

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

L+Ratio+Your mom+you’re a pedophile+you’re a country fleeing pussy+I live in your head rent free+Cope+Seethe+Dilate

BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN SASKATCHEWAN

All we do is say nigger online. Phew, had a nightmare that I was a troon for a second there.

"Kiwifarms is scared!!!"
Nigger you are fleeing the CONTINENT

All trannies are less than subhuman.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I'm usually not for cow tipping but for real, that cat is in danger.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

To commemorate Overlord Jersh getting us our site back

WE BACK. DILATE FAGGOTS

ps. thank you for all your hard work null <3

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

My "greasy hair day" style is taking a fucking shower.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I hate Keffals almost as much as I hate niggers...Which is quite alot!

to commemorate the past week of lunacy and our new trophy, Phase 3: Shitpost <3

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Going to come home one day and your wife is going to be getting fucked by an AI generated cock and yeah it'll be black

Literally not one word of this article or any of the replies had any connection to your nigger fetish and you insert it anyways. Mutt's law is real.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

A tranny killed Chloe, a tranny killed Julie, and Byuu is a tranny that is still alive.

Suck my fucking dick you eunuch.

I need to go sneed and dilate my manhole.

 

[Trombonista]

I can’t take your political word salad seriously when you’re naked FFS

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Holy shit. Put down the sodas you fat bitch.

Schrodinger's oppression.

 

[Trombonista]

The only thing anyone should be cautious of here is double posting because that is truly abhorrent.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Tonight I’ll tuck my kids into thier beds in my big as fuck house. Make love to my wonderful wife, and sleep in my comfy king size bed, knowing that Lucas will never, ever, have an ounce of what I have. And to those kiwis that haven’t been as blessed as I have, please know that you will always have more than keffals.

To those men who had a hard days work, come home to a cat you don’t fuck, eat your tendies, lift some weights, and decide to have a nice wank. You are far more blessed than he will ever be. You will sleep in a bed happy, safe, and content.
To the 40% of women who actually come to this site, you too have far more than he will ever have. You are a genuine woman. So hug your daikamura tight tonight ladies, and sleep knowing you don’t have to ever dilate.

My fellow kiwis, we will always win offline, that’s where it matters the most.

a heartfelt message after this rollercoaster of a day

 

[Trombonista]

When you do farm work all day, you look forward to a hot shower and relaxing in an environment that isn't full of animal shit and flies.

When you do no work all day, you get a yeast infection that's legally old enough to consume its own product and a house that resembles a barn stall that hasn't been mucked in weeks.