🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I have nothing to add, other than that I think I missed this thread the most while the Farms was down.

Thank you to everyone who archives and makes this thread so good, especially @GenociderSyo (but I know others do too and thank you too).

I googled Anna’s name during downtime to see if there were any other gossip threads about her but nope, just this. You guys are doing the Lord’s work.
 
Is she so out of touch that she thinks no one knows about or shops at Kohl’s? Normal people do, Anna. Not everyone needs boat sails from China shipped directly to them to wear as athletic wear. Some people buy normal clothes in a physical store. Jesus.
 
I have nothing to add, other than that I think I missed this thread the most while the Farms was down.

Thank you to everyone who archives and makes this thread so good, especially @GenociderSyo (but I know others do too and thank you too).

I googled Anna’s name during downtime to see if there were any other gossip threads about her but nope, just this. You guys are doing the Lord’s work.
She's on GOMI and Guru Gossip.

Sometimes she is on Lipstick Alley as well.
 
Is she so out of touch that she thinks no one knows about or shops at Kohl’s? Normal people do, Anna. Not everyone needs boat sails from China shipped directly to them to wear as athletic wear. Some people buy normal clothes in a physical store. Jesus.
Yeah, throughout most of the US, Kohl's is ubiquitous and relatively popular, somewhere you can shop for various department store items without going to a creepy near-dead mall. They have so many coupons and sales, too. Anna is out of touch as usual.
 
Omg. The forum has been down what, four days? She looks like she gained a hundred pounds. (I also missed this one the most. Maybe we should start a telegram chat about her for next time?)

Sam is nearly as obnoxious as Anna. Soul mates. Wish I could see the big blowout that will drive Sam away. Food related, I’m sure.

I really enjoyed all the people in the background staring open mouthed though.

Is it just me, or is late August too early for Halloween decor? It’s still in the 100s outside in the west. She loved it because of the candy, without a doubt. The rest of the year, she can’t pretend like she’s buying it for kids.
 
Oh thank fuck the Farms is back up, I panicked and assumed the worst so I followed Anna on Insta. The Christmas video is the cow project I'm most hate to miss :lol:
 
She hiding food?

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That Halloween shopping video was off the charts cringe AF. Anna rocking the flesh belt big time here. Was she high when she left her apartment dressed like that??? Does that young fat girl live in her building? Love how Anna mentions us non directly about buying friends. Her arms are GINORMOUS! And Jon followed them around filming all that??? And she mentions thigh chub rub cuz she forgot her cream!!! Jesus.
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Is it just me, or is late August too early for Halloween decor? It’s still in the 100s outside in the west. She loved it because of the candy, without a doubt. The rest of the year, she can’t pretend like she’s buying it for kids.
No, it's never too early to CONSOOM. If you don't go and buy a few K worth of worthless plastic shit for "spooky season" do you even really have a personality?
 
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She’d have decor for holidays if she didn’t throw everything away every year like the mindless consumer she is. Then again she couldn’t storm through a Home Goods every year like a rampaging gorilla for all of our enjoyment.
 
Reminiscent of mama Cass rip Cass
Don’t you dare. Elliot was a talented singer and performer and her music is still listened to after nearly 50 years of her death. Anna on the other hand is a coddled adult toddler that nobody will remember after she passes because she offers nothing of substance and she does nothing out of passion, just out of gain and gluttony. Cass was legendary, Anna is a trash fire.
 
I missed you gorls so much! I’ve been following this cow for less than 2 years and I’ve seen her churn through at least 3 “besties” I can’t wait for the inevitable post ill-fated trip fade away from this new young fattie bestie

Look at the mobility difference between these two. Anna, you’re in your mid thirties and you can’t lift both feet off the ground at the same time. Young fat, take heed of your inevitable fate as a 30-something fat if you don’t change your habits now and put that althleisure to use.



Well, you lonely shut-in, most people put candy in a bowl to pass out to costumed children.



Bienvenidos a Miami…. It’s literally a repeating lyric in English and Spanish. I know she’s Midwest Mormon TM but she has lived in Texas for how long now? Ay dios mio, guera



Bless you Anna and young fat, who’s name I won’t learn because it won’t matter, for your ignorance and unending cowness. God it’s good to be back.
 
Yeah her lack of mobility is always shocking. She rarely films herself being mobile (beyond gyrating in place); that’s why the Disney vids and this one are so illuminating. She can’t walk without hyperventilating and her gait is fucked. Even if she lost a significant amount of weight, the pressure her bones and joints have been under for the past 30 years is beyond repair.

She is perilously close to tipping into those glass shelves:
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Seriously, one misstep, one ankle finally snapping, and it’s bye bye Vase Valley.
 
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