Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

If it has good animation and big booms I am happy

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

WE DID IT

 

[Trombonista]

Eren Yeager: a monkey with a gun.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Family that shits together, stays together

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Chat has been extra-spicy lately.
(hey there, whats that sound
lots of chatbans going down)

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

SOMEBODY had to film it, you know!

 

[Trombonista]

I kinda hope someone has fallen into a hole while posting some bullshit political rant but only because it would be really really funny.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I'm remembering one guy specifically whose directory photo on the hospital website resembles an Al Qaeda proof-of-life photograph of Eeyore.

Wait, you're telling me a Muslim crackhead hit a woman!!? Well now I've heard EVERYTHING!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yes, America was built solely on the belief that trannies deserve gender-affirming care paid for completely by the taxpayers, and the government needs to be filled with fat black lady diversity hires.

True (hi)story!

 

[Trombonista]

I’ll send $20 and a fully loaded pizza if they hold a sign confirming you fingerbanged them. I am not fucking around.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

The "A" of course stands for "asshole, morbidly obese and stupid"

The Deep South is America's FUPA.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

 

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[Trombonista]

Fun fact, Holy Roman Empress Maria Theresa named three of her daughters Maria Carolina because they kept dying and it's a good name, dammit.

 

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Why are all the worst degenerates named Josh?

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Oh my friend died BUT LOOK AT MY GIANT AZZ

Hey sweatshop worker lives matter.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I'd recommend her to go neck herself but I can't even see her fucking neck.

Dilate, Cope, and Seize.

This absolute cesspit of a bitch doesn't even toast her goddamn bagels. So fucking triggered rn.

I don't think I've ever seen a lube launcher.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

What a fun an interesting time we live in

What a giant faggot. Ethnic Bob Saget head ass

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Crossfitters aren't people.

Mob justice is the best kind of justice!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What if you could snap your fingers and rape half the women in South Africa at once?

If I could do that? I'd have AIDs, for sure. Probably something worse as well.