🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votos: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votos: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votos: 385 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votos: 560 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votos: 424 15.2%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votos: 334 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votos: 206 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votos: 705 25.3%

  • Total de votantes
    2,788
It wasn't her sister, it was Jolene's sister Lizette, AKA EvilPork. Jolene posted about it on her IG and FB but nowhere did she mention that it was a suicide. Tess is posting on her IG and Tik Tok like it was her actual sister, not Jolene's. And she's making it seem like it was a suicide, which even if it was, that isn't her business to put out there, no matter how close she is to Jolene and the deceased Pork.
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It wasn't her sister, it was Jolene's sister Lizette, AKA EvilPork. Jolene posted about it on her IG and FB but nowhere did she mention that it was a suicide. Tess is posting on her IG and Tik Tok like it was her actual sister, not Jolene's. And she's making it seem like it was a suicide, which even if it was, that isn't her business to put out there, no matter how close she is to Jolene and the deceased Pork.
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"I don't know what to tell my kids" How about nothing??? She was your friend's sister. I doubt they met her more than a handful of times. And Bowie JUST turned 6. He doesn't remember her, these people haven't truly been in Tess' life in ages. She's going to rile that baby up and get him upset for no reason. He's going to hear someone died but not really understand who and be confused and scared. The dramatics of a narcissist, ladies and gents.
 
Wow.
This is a new low even for Tess.
Who hears that a friend of theirs has had a sibling die and decides to make it all about them?
I bet you Tess hasn't had any meaningful contact with Jolene in over a month.
Would not be surprised if it had been years since she had talked to Lizette.

Had Tess even ever mentioned her before online?
This bitch vlogs buying fast food.
I suspect if she has spent time with anyone it would be documented.

I don't understand how anyone can be Tess's age and not understand that people are going to do what they are going to do and you can't change that.

I hope people start asking her when did she get a sister and when will she be flying back to Mississippi.
 
Wow.
This is a new low even for Tess.
Who hears that a friend of theirs has had a sibling die and decides to make it all about them?
I bet you Tess hasn't had any meaningful contact with Jolene in over a month.
Would not be surprised if it had been years since she had talked to Lizette.

Had Tess even ever mentioned her before online?
This bitch vlogs buying fast food.
I suspect if she has spent time with anyone it would be documented.

I don't understand how anyone can be Tess's age and not understand that people are going to do what they are going to do and you can't change that.

I hope people start asking her when did she get a sister and when will she be flying back to Mississippi.
I had no idea Jolene even had a sister, and I've never seen Tess mention Lizette before.

Also, if Lizette killed herself, that was for Jolene to make public, not Tess.

That post is classic Tess; there's nothing in it about Lizette and who she was as a person and why she will be missed; it's all about Tess.

I mean, look at this shit:

"My life changed at 3 am yesterday."

You know whose life actually changed, Tess? Lizette's. And Jolene's, but there's no mention of her.

"One of my closest friends... my sister... is gone"

Such a close friend, you never posted her among all of your countless "best friends." You, who share way too much private shit on your Insta, never told us you had a "sister."

BTW, she's Jolene's sister, not yours, and therefore it is not your fucking place to tell the world she killed herself. And where is Jolene innall your grief? She's nowhere to be found.

"& I'm afraid to go to sleep because then it's real."

This is absolute bullshit, added for dramatic effect. It qualifies as the "impressionistic speech" used by people with Histrionic Personality Disorder—loaded up with dramatic emotion, but really saying nothing that makes any sense. I watched Amber Heard churn out so much of it during her trial testimony, it really pops out now.

"I'm paralyzed with grief and guilt."

So paralyzed, you were able to take a selfie, type this comment that is entirely about you, and post it so the entire world can see how grief-stricken you are. Guilt? Yeah, right.

"I don't know what to tell my kids."

In Rylee's case, you tell him first, and tell him the truth. In Bowie's, you only need to tell him that she died, not that it was suicide, and it would probably help to have Rylee there because we know having to focus on your child's feelings is more than you can handle.

(Now I wonder if Lizette had taken over primary babysitter duties from Jolene, for Tess to go on like this over somebody whose existence she's never bothered to hint at before. Because it's not like respecting others' boundaries and not posting them to her social media is a thing for her. But if she was just "the help," the one who watched Bowie while Tess went on vacations, out partying, and off to see her johns, she'd simultaneously be too unimportant to post about, but a major source of grief, and finally achieving "sister" status, once gone. Because that's how Cluster Bs think.)

"I can't talk about her in past tense."

I...I...I...it's all about Tess.

"How can you know someone so well & still not be able to prevent this???????!!!!!"

Maybe you didn't know her so fucking well, after all. Maybe you're just so self-absorbed, you never bothered to notice she was struggling. Maybe you did notice, but since helping her would have required putting her first, and that was inconvenient, and you were the one with real problems, you didn't.

"Check on your friends.
Tell them you love them.
Please 💔"

She couldn't even post this over a pic of Lizette; despite her grief, she took a selfie and put these words over her own bloated face.

This bitch. I swear to fucking god.
 

Out of all the tasteless pictures Tess had to include, she had to show the one where she was a beached whale in the foreground while her dead "friend" hangs in the back. In fact, most of these pictures are her prominently in the front. What a gross narc.

I hope Jolene tells Tess to fuck off and to take that shit off her IG.
 
Maybe you didn't know her so fucking well, after all. Maybe you're just so self-absorbed, you never bothered to notice she was struggling. Maybe you did notice, but since helping her would have required putting her first, and that was inconvenient, and you were the one with real problems, you didn't.

I never knew this person even existed. And it ain't from Piggy toe splay wanting to rEsPeCt hEr pRiVaCy either.
 
It’s hard to top her post where she was “coming out” about having anorexia while she stuck her tongue out but she found a way.

Tubbers is the reason why Jolene wound up dating a guy who lived ten hours away (Digger Darren) so she could eventually move there within him. Everyone ends up escaping Tess’s orbit. Making these maudlin posts while making it all about herself is so utterly shameless that I shouldn’t be as surprised by this as I am.
 
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"I don't know what to tell my kids" How about nothing??? She was your friend's sister. I doubt they met her more than a handful of times. And Bowie JUST turned 6. He doesn't remember her, these people haven't truly been in Tess' life in ages. She's going to rile that baby up and get him upset for no reason. He's going to hear someone died but not really understand who and be confused and scared. The dramatics of a narcissist, ladies and gents.
Mothers like this see their children as extensions of themselves, and for this reason I pity Bowie. He's going to grow up with a lot of maladaptive behaviors and unless he can find people to love him and help him, then he might end up like his mom simply because he won't know any different.
She's treating Bowie like a doll/friend/replacement-partner, not a child.
 
Out of all the tasteless pictures Tess had to include, she had to show the one where she was a beached whale in the foreground while her dead "friend" hangs in the back. In fact, most of these pictures are her prominently in the front. What a gross narc.

I hope Jolene tells Tess to fuck off and to take that shit off her IG.
I always knew Tess was white trash, but this is a whole level of NO CLASS.

She is talking about someone supposedly close to her who just killed herself and attached it to a photo in a bra and panties trying to drum up more feeder clients? That's beyond fucking tasteless. I hope Jolene's family sees that and tell her to take that tacky, inconsiderate post down.

How would Tess like it if one of her kids died and Nic made a post about it dressed like a $5 hooker? Of course, she'd just be mad over that because Nic would be upstaging and out-whoring her
 
How much you want to bet at least one of those GFMs goes to Tess?
After all she is going to need to "nourish her body" and I doubt she has any funeral clothes that fit.
Obviously she will be too upset to work for a few months.
If that is the case THIS is her new low.
 
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Cow crossover. Looks like My Big Heart Encased Life-Whitney Way Thore dropped 1k for this poor womans burial but I see nothing from Tess (shocker). And did anyone else notice that whomever wrote the post says she had TWO sisters? Jolene and "Tessa". Ugh she is such a scummy bitch I swear.

I've been looking everywhere and I can't find a COD but the post says that she suffered with COPD and chronic pain. So I'm not positive it was suicide but I mean, if it was COVID I have no doubt that big bitch would be pontificating about how we need to all wear our masks etc.

I can't say that if I was living with constant pain and being unable to breathe all the time that I wouldn't have unalived myself too, but still. I find this sad for some reason.I also find it beyond the pale the way Tess is acting on social media about it.
 
I was going to write, “are you going to say that this is the fucking picture she chose to put on her friend’s sister’s death post?” but then I read @Owlflaps comment, scrolled up and saw said sister blending with the background.
Are you really going to say that this is the fucking picture she chose to put on her friend’s sister’s death post?

So she did find the picture with that woman, of them she chose the one that the said woman isn't seen (but holds the food plate!), but Tess is the one bright figure in the center, in sexay pose and, dare I say, lingerie, because why waste the perfect post on some dead noname, when you can advertise your breadwinning cunt?

But hey, she added other photos too; good luck to see the woman, that the post dedicated to, behind This Ass and her greasy face.

The sheer audacity of this trash.

Mothers like this see their children as extensions of themselves
Reminds me of the photo Kelly posted with her babyborn with literally these words. That was the same photo (not even the same post - collage), where she's contemplating bashing her pictured daughter's head against the wall.
The only time it's just to call a mother a birth giver, is when you have this monster as your parent.
 
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