🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

wtf is she wearing? She looks like a cross between Mimi (drew Carey) and Lulu Rollins (that obese beast from Hee Haw) She is just so freaking huge. Its past the point of return. I paused the video a few times just to really compare her size to the things around her. Yikes
 
Best of luck to Curve Model. A good friend of mine had to do that ten years ago - it was pretty rough on her, so I hope her recovery goes well.
Especially as she's a model, particularly a mostly cheesy Instagram one (as in, lots of bikinis etc). Even if it's a bit of a useless job it can't be easy to need to re-think your whole occupation. That's really rough and I wish her well.

On another note, Anna is so huge she looks.. physically disabled, in that way deathfats do. Like she just doesn't look ok. So it feels like gaslighting, these 'candid' staged photos of her chilling at home. She doesn't look like she's seated because she's comfy at home, but because she can't stand for long. None of this shit is normal whatsoever, past even the point of expected staging that influencers do. It's just too fake, past any credulity. What a joke.
 
On another note, Anna is so huge she looks.. physically disabled, in that way deathfats do. Like she just doesn't look ok. So it feels like gaslighting, these 'candid' staged photos of her chilling at home. She doesn't look like she's seated because she's comfy at home, but because she can't stand for long. None of this shit is normal whatsoever, past even the point of expected staging that influencers do. It's just too fake, past any credulity. What a joke.
None of those shots have the vibe of "I get work done here". You can't work with a laptop if you have no lap. She has to hold her laptop so it doesn't slide off her. She probably still has her table for beside the couch (that she got stuck in) to work on. That couch does not look comfortable. Especially for someone who's 5'10". Or maybe work at the counter?

She's just reached that point where she makes me feel uncomfortable. Beyond pointing and laughing. She's a lumbering advertisement for don't do this to yourself.

She's also on a high right now. She just moved. She thinks that's going to fix everything. Absolutely everything! I wonder what will cause the first mood crash in the new place?

There use to be some good things when Anna started. The single girl working in the city trying to sometimes loose weight. Reviewing clothes for larger women. Tips and advice, etc. Very different than a country bumpkin like me. I originally didn't hate watch her. But it went wrong. Very wrong.

I don't see any way for her to change her trajectory towards 🪦. It doesn't seem that she wants to.
 
None of those shots have the vibe of "I get work done here". You can't work with a laptop if you have no lap. She has to hold her laptop so it doesn't slide off her. She probably still has her table for beside the couch (that she got stuck in) to work on. That couch does not look comfortable. Especially for someone who's 5'10". Or maybe work at the counter?
I'm tall and cannot use a laptop on my actual lap because it's too low. Anna reminds me of my 2020 zoom session setup. I'd have a firm back/neck cushion and a lap cushion to bring my laptop closer to eye level so I didn't have so much strain.

Except Anna's setup is literally made of her own fat.

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I skipped around the video but was shocked at how huge she looks in the stupid commercial portion. Like absolutely enormous. In the video she states she's going on a trip (disney) in two weeks, and that was a couple of weeks ago, so in about 4 weeks time she has put on a tremendous amount of weight, for it to show up like that. At least 50 pounds. She gained 30 in a week in Hawaii, and sure some was water retention, but she doesn't look puffy here, just fat. Her head and neck look impossibly wide, like a linebacker. Anna has achieved considerable feats of non stop eating.

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Something is off with her in that video too; several moments she sounded on the verge of crying (like at 10:33), and also slurred several times. There are shiny spots on each side of her nose where tears would flow and naturally stop. Also calling bullshit on her smeared eye makeup from sweating, nah bitch, us easy criers all know the black sobbing tears when we see it. Anna is definitely a hair-trigger crier.

I truly feel for Curve Model, I can't imagine going through an experience like that and at such a young age, best of luck to her.
 
I skipped around the video but was shocked at how huge she looks in the stupid commercial portion. Like absolutely enormous. In the video she states she's going on a trip (disney) in two weeks, and that was a couple of weeks ago, so in about 4 weeks time she has put on a tremendous amount of weight, for it to show up like that. At least 50 pounds. She gained 30 in a week in Hawaii, and sure some was water retention, but she doesn't look puffy here, just fat. Her head and neck look impossibly wide, like a linebacker. Anna has achieved considerable feats of non stop eating.


Something is off with her in that video too; several moments she sounded on the verge of crying (like at 10:33), and also slurred several times. There are shiny spots on each side of her nose where tears would flow and naturally stop. Also calling bullshit on her smeared eye makeup from sweating, nah bitch, us easy criers all know the black sobbing tears when we see it. Anna is definitely a hair-trigger crier.

I truly feel for Curve Model, I can't imagine going through an experience like that and at such a young age, best of luck to her.
I wonder what she cries about, though. She doesn't seem to give a shit.
 
I'm tall and cannot use a laptop on my actual lap because it's too low. Anna reminds me of my 2020 zoom session setup. I'd have a firm back/neck cushion and a lap cushion to bring my laptop closer to eye level so I didn't have so much strain.

Except Anna's setup is literally made of her own fat.

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That laptop looks like a child's toy computer next her size. It's astonishing how enormous she is. Also, that I Dream of Jeanie ponytail is a big no.
 
They only 'like' animals because they can't keep a person in a cage.

Have we seen Jon lately . . . ?

I like how she promotes Skillshare and specifically cites the screenwriting course. Screenwriting is obviously a good pick for someone who can't get through a video without mispronouncing words, mashing various words together, and forgetting words entirely.

I hope the screenwriting isn't a sign that the elusive "something big" is the feature length version of Monster Love. Razzies, anyone?

The June favorites video dropping in late July is just classic Anna. In fact, this video that's just her rambling and slurring her way through "random stuff I bought" is Anna in a nutshell.
 
Have we seen Jon lately . . . ?
She says he has covid.

Anyway, what is up with rich people always saying they aren't rich? Like Anna said she was rich in pool floaties not money. She's a 1% 2xs over. And Chantal and Pee. Lots of people on the farms. It's really offensive considered the average american's yearly income is one third of Anna's estimated monthly. Then she laments over having so many floaties and no pool party invites. Breh if you get in the pool all of the water will spill out, gtfooh.

EDIT - POST SCRIPT - And while I'm bitching and pointing out people's flaws, notice how Anna's teeth turn slightly inward? It means she was sucking on a pacifier until middle school because Mommy and Daddy couldn't say no. Go figure.
 
Great to see her shilling Skillshare like everyone else without even marking the vid as sponsored. She also speaks about doing many road trips this summer and wanting to be able to give Data water without pulling over or stopping her car.

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Skillshare ad appears to be done in her new place:
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Recap:
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Total $309
Wet Brush Original Detangler Liquid Glitter #Flickering Florals 1pc $16
JBL Clip 3 $50
Supergoop! Refreshing Mist SPF 40 $16 1oz
Color Wow Dream Filter $24 6.7oz
Amazon Kalimdor Dog Water Bottle Leak Proof Portable Puppy Water Dispenser with Drinking Feeder for Pets Outdoor Walking $15
Sunnylife Inflatable Giant Sprinkler $70
Sand Cloud Pastel Tie Dye XL Sand Free $68
Bed Bath & Beyond Pool Candy Giant T-Rex Sprinkler $50

Also, she repost something from many christmas's ago:
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And on another note Curve_Model just found out that she will liekly need a double masectomy because she has a history of breast cancer in her family and the genetic mutation that makes it 60 to 80% likely to get it. Missed grabbing the stories from earlier where she stated what needed to be done.
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Regardless of what I think about Curve Model as a person, this is really sad and I hope she's actually being supported by the people around her. It is probably difficult for her to think about it this way right now, but she's fortunate to live in a place and time where this is an option for her. It would be awesome if she saw this as a wake-up call of sorts and used it as an opportunity to address other aspects of her health.

She is enormous in her apartment ad. Looks like she’s gained another 50 pounds since the cruise. It’s going on so fast she must be eating all day long without breaks.

Anna’s apartment has a dog play area, which is nice. But I agree, she will not be taking that elevator down as many times as the dog will need to go out. And, no, no walks. Poor Data, his bladder is going to hurt from having to hold it all day. I hope she finds somebody to take him down a few times a day to pee, at least. ASAP.

she’s going to hate it there. I wonder if she signed a year lease?
I feel like I say this all the time, but she's looking absolutely ENORMOUS in that stupid Skillshare video. I actually thought the stills of her sitting on the couch were of some other deathfat, like an addendum to the photo shared of that unfortunate lady with the horrifying blob of a lower half. Holy shit. For all our sakes, I hope that purple dress is an indication that she's accepted her muumuu future.

Seriously, how much do the experts here think she's gained just since moving into the apartment? It's horrifying.

Also, her makeup is appalling, but that goes without saying at this point.
 
Also, she repost something from many christmas's ago:
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Staggering difference between this and where she's at now. In this pic she's just a fatty, overweight but not shockingly so. In a year with careful eating and moderate exercise she could have got on top of her weight and turned it around quite successfully.

The only way for her to turn it around now is to go into some sort of rehab facility for problem eaters, if such a thing even exists. She would need at least a year with someone controlling every single calorie and regular counselling sessions to get to the bottom of why she is even doing this to herself. She needs to be on 1500 calories a day maximum or even on food replacement supplements with a gastric band fitted. Following weight loss all of her excess skin would have to be removed surgically leaving behind significant scarring, but it would at least be better than her current arc.

Obviously Anna wouldn't do that. If she wasn't such a matronly prude she would probably start an Only Fans with "erotic" mukbang content. Soon she will be living under a tarp/blanket full time as no outfits will fit her, and she will never leave her apartment. Everything will be delivered to her and all of her content will be filmed indoors. There won't be any more try-on hauls if nothing fits anymore. She is completely and utterly fucked.

I do wonder what the shower enclosure looks like in her apartment and if it had to be modified for her in some way. I was thinking about the hotels and homes that I've visited and can't think of a single instance where someone of Anna's size would even fit on the toilet, nevermind inside the shower cubicle. Even walk-in showers usually have a glass partition which would just get instantly blown out by her monstrous thighs. Maybe Jon just hoses her down a couple of times a week and she cleans her vag and ass with wipes when she can be bothered.
 
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