Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

I don't WANT to wake up for the new sleep paralysis demon.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

There's always a population of shitty, rage-filled autists inherent to all cultures. When the Church is ascendant, they become belligerent Christians. When social justice is ascendant, they're, well, people who feel empowered by Mr. Burns with tits.

 

[Trombonista]

If DSP dies, gets arrested, or some other third thing, then I'll know the end of the Internet is upon us. I'll go out shitposting and watching futa porn like any respectable adult should.

 

[Trombonista]

As long as there's life on this earth, there will always be lolcows.

 

[Trombonista]

everyone on this earth has a god given right to be a moron, but i'm still going to make fun of them when they do it

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

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[Trombonista]

Fuck you for bumping this thread without the dox of whoever is responsible for this shit.

 

[Trombonista]

And verily, Lowtax had captured the troons and had them at his mercy to demod and ban if he wished. He wrote his younger daddy Null, who PMed back that he should kill ban them all, down to the last IT'S MA'AM. He must leave none left with privileges. Lowtax, in his indolence, did not want to take such measures. After all, who was going to run the site? Him? Fuck that. He messaged Null back that maybe that wasn't the best answer. Null's next message left Lowtax confused, as it was the polar opposite of the first- to let the troons run the site, give in to them completely.

Lowtax, popping a pill, thought Null was crazy and skyped him to find out wtf. Null explained that there was no middle ground with troons. You must either give them everything they want and live with the consequences, or rid them from any position of power. Getting rid of them would be the best option as they would be as powerless to the site as they are in real life. However, if Lowtax didn't want to actually figure out how to do work himself (or actually pay for it to be done), he'd better just sit back and make as much money as he could off them instead of making waves.

Lowtax, hopped up on whatever was within reach, decided to take neither option. Instead he pissed off the troons but left their brooms intact. He gained no friends but gave his enemies power. Also, he stuck his dick in crazy.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Pitbulls are autonomous uncontrolled killing machines. Much less safe than guns, we just need responsible pit bull control.

 

[Trombonista]

If your boss asks you to vigilante police an expected riot with an AR-15 you should find a new job.

well it was either that or suck dick for that raise.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

International men's day is stupid, and so is international women's day. At no point do we ever need to raise awareness that half of the population exists.

 

[Trombonista]

Seeing all this reminds me that A&H is like heroin. Fun if you dabble in it every once in a while, but too much in short amounts of time will turn you braindead (or worse, a glowie).

@José Mourinho , if there ever comes a day where I become a full on A&H sperg, please take me out behind the barn and ban me. I don't want to suffer a fate like that

 

[Trombonista]

I've seen way more of Jill's body than I ever want to. If I turn gay, I blame this and the deathfat subforum.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't understand Ashley's game here. Multiple courts have upheld the ruling that she is fat.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

To be fair to the kid, you would binge eat too if your fucktard mother has groomed you since you were six to cut off your own penis

 

[Trombonista]

I've been seeing more long COVID cases than I ever initially expected.

My dumb antivaxx neighbor got it and is on disability now. He'd talk to me about the vaccine and I'd be like "uh huh. yeah, sure, can't trust the libs or big pharma" because he owned a bone white '84 vette and I wanted it. It's mine now. Am I a bad person? Probably.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh, do shut up, Kelly. You want me reeee? I give you reeee.

 

[Trombonista]

Really I just wanted to call out a 5g conspiracy theorist since I've actually seen how the towers were built and how they operate since my dad worked in that industry for 15 years. You're a massive retard if you think they can do anything more than bring you data to your phone so you can ban evade on 4chan.

 

[Trombonista]

Schizo conspiracy theorists are to the right as genderspecial flag-waving faggots are to the left: utter retards who go into everything they see and do with the assumption that it's a worst-case scenario from their political perspective, and then spend their time coming up with kooky logic as to how it's the worst case scenario.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What better place to go to not have gay sex than a gay bathhouse with a gay guy?