Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Some people spend too much time thinking about dicks.

 

[Clovis]

You play Hitler for long enough I guess it becomes too hard to play a different character.

Edit: I meant 'victim', not 'Hitler' but I'm keeping the typo.

 

[SomeSpook]

"Be loyal to what matters" ~Arthur Morgan

 

[Clovis]

That issue never bothered me. I assumed there was a butthole somewhere.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'd trust fuckin Ralph, Baldoman, CWC, or goddamn Cyraxx in the presidency before I'll trust an HR worker. Lawyers, doctors, CEOs, etc attract psychopaths so a large portion of them are psychos but there are legit reasons to want to be one despite not being a psycho. There is no such thing as a non-psycho HR rep. HR reps are below crackhead niggers.

 

[Trombonista]

"Hold it right there Mr President, you're under arrest on a felony count of your retard son is a crackhead who lost his penis selfie laptop."

 

[Trombonista]

WTF are you doing on this forum gal? Do you have masochism like me? That's the only reason I'm here.

 

[Trombonista]

The sort of people in the market for exotic micro bullies have more money and are likely to buy another dog at some point. You can also sell the dog's cum to the cum cartel. You cannot sell literal tard cum to any cum cartels.

 

[Trombonista]

There are A LOT of people who view credit/loans/taxes as things you don't have to pay, since you're not required to pay them immediately. I'm not sure what happens to all the debt when they die, though. I've always just...paid my taxes and such.

 

[Trombonista]

lol fuck inhalers nigga just let your kid asphyxiate nigga what’s the big deal

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

So which pair of tits is she getting hacked off again? The top pair or bottom pair?

Why would anyone need to use a wheelchair when you can just use your legs? What kind of world are we living in?

My opinion? She scares my penis....

Being too open-minded can lead to your brain falling out.

She is the only person on Earth not embarrassed by her weight, clothes, full beard, her behavior in public, breaking bathtubs, sinks and toilets, and having 2 to 3 camel toes.

 

[Trombonista]

We went from Viva La Bam to Viva La Bum.

 

[Trombonista]

For the record, I stopped caring once she kept posting nudes.

 

[Trombonista]

At the end it’s going to be Luna and Keith Richards.

 

[Trombonista]

Men, don't raise your daughters in a cult.

 

[TheRetardKing]

A group of guys outside Best Buy playing PS1 while waiting in line for the greatly anticipated PS2.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lots of people deal with addiction problems. The only ones who suck cock are faggots.

If you use 'B.B.C.' to mean anything but a British purveyor of slop television, you come off as a man with gay jungle fever.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It’s fucking over for Antifa. Hope a bunch of hipsters in Portland love a big black glove nigger shoving his entire fist into their assholes.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN, he edged alright.

Also consolidate your posts nigger.

BAN ALL THE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT MY BBC TRANNY PORN IN CHAT

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

The slope is not slippery. The slope is the goddamned Khumbu Ice Fall.

please fuck all of the way off and then keep going a bit further.

she looks like my super elderly dog when he tries to run in his sleep

THE COCAINE POWER LEVEL IS OVER 5000!!!

We need to go back to beating the ever loving shit out of children.