Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

This is why I like Kiwi Farms; it actually can be very educational, you just have to choose your threads wisely.

 

[Trombonista]

I rated you Informative because I assumed true and honest redneck genitals were different.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So, just to be clear, Trumpism's endgame is that Trumplander will leap onto the podium for his acceptance speech, at which point he will mass murder everyone present with his laser eyes, before slaughtering every tranny in existence?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

normally I'm pretty skeptical of the whole ZOG conspiracy angle but after reading this entire article with my jaw hanging in disbelief I am now convinced that Hollywood is chasing some kind of plot to eliminate movie theaters as an element of American entertainment culture entirely. probably to turn them all into Jewish community centers or adrenochrome factories or something.

 

[CornBogFitz]

______________________

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

@Lifeguard Hermit

 

[Trombonista]

I'll just point out that every new rando Becky invites into that house is one more possibility that someone ends up jilted, finds her thread, and posts her nudes.

Please, Becky, for our sake, stop it.

 

[Trombonista]

Bring back Sarge at least he was funny when he wasn't raping people.

 

[Trombonista]

Dalton rarely gets the credit he deserves - Kim, Sammie et al may be legally retarded, but Dalton is truly the dumbest person featured in this thread.

The tow truck company he started despite not having a tow truck - the hi vis outfits - driving without a license (we know he never got one) - not knowing how to spell his own kids names. It's just one mostly harmless stupid thing after another. He probably doesn't even get tardbucks because neither he, or anyone in his life bothered to fill out the paperwork.

And now he has a child.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I'm not even really knowledgeable about fashion, but I know she's doing it wrong just as much as I would know a crashed speedboat probably doesn't belong on a beach.

 

[Molly Millions]

I'd be willi

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Good writing is good thinking, and it is right there at the starting gate that our pretentious pets neck themselves.

 

[Trombonista]

It’s too early to be googling knoxvilles penis injury but I had to know the answer hahahaaa.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

It's 2024 - if people really want to read the skitzo ramblings of an antisemite, they can just browse Twitter.

 

[Trombonista]

All I'm gonna say is, I didn't know it was legal to fuck a pig in Colorado.

 

[STARS158]

Secondly, I can't lose my autism through sex because I'm Finnish

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

You are a lying sack of shit that needs to go suckstart a shotgun, sir.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

It’s absolutely pathetic when you consider they are sacrificing for Joe. It’s akin to sacrificing your life to ensure Pauley Shore can do more cameos in films

 

[Trombonista]

I'll resist the temptation to make a joke about Kim's genitalia here, and I hope my sacrifice is appreciated.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fuck you. You can't tell me what to do.