👓 TGWTG Lewis Jeffrey Lovhaug / Linkara / Atop The Fourth Wall / AT4W / Reuisu / PsyWeedle - Comic Book Reviewer. Failed Comic Book Writer and Author. Male Feminist. Obsessed With Rape. Nasty Cockslut. Jerked Off to the Green M&M. "Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang". HMMMMMMMM?

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I wasn't able to get past the first "episode" when it came out on Youtube. Everything about it sucked. Lewis can't act but he's trying to put in so much emotion into it. Even Brad's smarm and shit eating grin throughout it wasn't enough to make me watch it.

You could be Lawrence Olivier and not be able to make Linkara dialogue look good.
 
Next episode of Death Battle is going to feature Superboy Prime. Think Lewis will at least mention it on social media, given Superboy Prime is the source of one of his oldest running gags?
 
Next episode of Death Battle is going to feature Superboy Prime. Think Lewis will at least mention it on social media, given Superboy Prime is the source of one of his oldest running gags?
He might be pissed off that they didn't invite him to do the voice. "At no point did they have him say 'I'll kill you to death!', boo, zero stars".
 
And they are dancing, the bad comics burning atop the fourth wall and the worms grinning hideously over their charred ashes. Towering over them all is THE LIGHTBRINGER and he is naked running, his feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and tipping his fedora to the worms, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous egg. It'll be out when it's out, he says. He says history of power rangers has no set schedule. He tips his fedora to the worms and sashays backwards and throws back his egghead and laughs deep in his throat and he is a nasty cockslut, THE LIGHTBRINGER. He wafts his fedora and the lunar dome of his skull passes fatly under the burning comics and he swings about and commands "Viga, you foul Bantu, THE LIGHTBRINGER demands the strapon at once! THE LIGHTBRINGER must have his salad tossed!" and takes possession of the strapon and he pirouettes and fucks his ass, two asses, running and diddling at once. His screams are for bat credit cards and nipples. He never stops making power rangers videos. He says videos are done when they're done and will be released when they're done. He brings light and fires his blunderbuss and he is a nasty cockslut. He never stops, the LIGHTBRINGER. He is running, running. Donald Trump says he has a great work ethic.
 
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And they are dancing, the bad comics burning atop the fourth wall and the worms grinning hideously over their charred ashes. Towering over them all is THE LIGHTBRINGER and he is naked running, his feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and tipping his fedora to the worms, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous egg. It'll be out when it's out, he says. He says history of power rangers has no set schedule. He tips his fedora to the worms and sashays backwards and throws back his egghead and laughs deep in his throat and he is a nasty cockslut, THE LIGHTBRINGER. He wafts his fedora and the lunar dome of his skull passes fatly under the burning comics and he swings about and commands "Viga, you foul Bantu, THE LIGHTBRINGER demands the strapon at once! THE LIGHTBRINGER must have his salad tossed!" and takes possession of the strapon and he pirouettes and fucks his ass, two asses, running and diddling at once. His screams are for bat credit cards and nipples. He never stops making power rangers videos. He says videos are done when they're done and will be released when they're done. He brings light and fires his blunderbuss and he is a nasty cockslut. He never stops, the LIGHTBRINGER. He is running, running. Donald Trump says he has a great work ethic.
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We need a pretentious Linkara review of the book
 
He probably had never drank, nor knew any who had, so only had comic books and MST3k for reference. It's also amazing how the latter is easy to watch while the former is excruciatingly hard.
There was a fairly persistent rumor that in the early days of CA, someone (suspected Noah or Brad) spiked Lewis's drink and his tolerance was so low that he acted very strangely and ended the night by shoving a comic book up his own ass.

Iron Liz denied the comic book part happened.
 
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