Keffals 3,000 Page Thread-a-bration - Go on a trip down memory lane with the best of Kween Keffals

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I left a salami sandwich in a hot car over the weekend, when I found it I remembered keffals existed.
 
My favorite part was after they hacked the website when they doxed all of us and we were all publicly exposed and fired from our jobs and then we all committed suicide from the shame and public backlash
Everyone in town knows that I am actually a sentient smoothie in a flesh costume now, they try asking me what flavor I am and that's racism at its finest.
 
I was always amused about the idea of some random Irish dude just setting up pipe bombs in absolutely every poutine restaurant in Belfast, and on top of that having some mates staged at every restaurant that is going to be bombed just to attack one mentally ill tranny. Just imagining the conversation that would have to take place if it were true is fantastical.
"Oi lad, I heard news that some canadian wanker is going to a poutine shop in town. Get your mates together and plant some bombs because we're the 1980s IRA apparently."
"A'ight, where do you want us settin' up?"
"That's the problem. We don't know where exactly the bloke will be dining, so just plant some bombs in every restaurant in town, and place three armed lads at each location to wait for him, yeah?"
"Yeah yeah alright. So are we beating him up and then blowing up the joint, or blowing up the joint and then beatin' him up?"
"We'll play it by ear, yeah?"
"Yeah okay okay. Say, who is this bloke anyhow? What's got you so hot and bothered by him?"
"Oh yeah, so get this. He's some tranny from Canada who livestreams on twitch yeah? So now we have to commit terrorism on him."
"Sounds good mate, we'll have everything set up within the hour bruv."
 
I was always amused about the idea of some random Irish dude just setting up pipe bombs in absolutely every poutine restaurant in Belfast, and on top of that having some mates staged at every restaurant that is going to be bombed just to attack one mentally ill tranny. Just imagining the conversation that would have to take place if it were true is fantastical.
"Oi lad, I heard news that some canadian wanker is going to a poutine shop in town. Get your mates together and plant some bombs because we're the 1980s IRA apparently."
"A'ight, where do you want us settin' up?"
"That's the problem. We don't know where exactly the bloke will be dining, so just plant some bombs in every restaurant in town, and place three armed lads at each location to wait for him, yeah?"
"Yeah yeah alright. So are we beating him up and then blowing up the joint, or blowing up the joint and then beatin' him up?"
"We'll play it by ear, yeah?"
"Yeah okay okay. Say, who is this bloke anyhow? What's got you so hot and bothered by him?"
"Oh yeah, so get this. He's some tranny from Canada who livestreams on twitch yeah? So now we have to commit terrorism on him."
"Sounds good mate, we'll have everything set up within the hour bruv."
The media acting like complete autists taking every statement as completely serious would be darkly humorous if they didn't have so much power.
 
the eyeball reflection dox was my favorite sleeper hit moment of the thread. Wholesome "He Will Not Divide Us" vibes
 
At this rate would Gunt count as a Keffals orbiter?
I'm not really certain about that. The Ralphamale has an orbiter network relating more to his bouts with the Catboi Spic and other conservative grifters.
That deal with Keffals was a one-off crossover, since his audience hates troons just as much as we do. An "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" kind of situation. And we're the Enemy there.
 
Doesn't he openly admit to reading the farms now and stuff? And says racist stuff like a chud? I just saw in community happenings that he was asking his people to dox someone he had a disagreement with and his subreddit melted down.

I said during the Keffals drama that he kind of reminded me of someone who would've been a farmer in an alternate timeline where he didn't turn to the dark side and maybe that played into why some people here seemingly developed such a burning obsession with him. It's just interesting to see him embrace that to a greater and greater extent.

At the end of the day though he's still the one who chopped his dick off. KF is a little like biblical temples, if your genitals are mangled you can never truly be a part of the congregation.
 
why some people here seemingly developed such a burning obsession with him
LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY TINY SON
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