Keffals 3,000 Page Thread-a-bration - Go on a trip down memory lane with the best of Kween Keffals

[Saint Agustin]

When he tweeted 'I won.' That was when I knew, with absolute certainty, that the Farms will be fine. Acting like that smug a cunt is begging to be proven wrong. And he was.

That is my fav moment too. The sheer audacity to gloat about it and then when the farms went back up he said nothing, like he still believes the farms are down or he killed null or something.

He is a fucking idiot and I love how even his followers realized how fucking stupid he is. He failed and they know he failed.

Granted he came closer than most and actually succeed in making the farms harder to access (farms never went down, there was always the tor option), but at the end he failed, like he fails at everything in his life.

 

[Markass the Worst]

My favourite moment was when it was found out he was following a literal pedophile troon named Georgina on twitter. My second favourite moment is when all the twitter trannies started posting this revelation during his latest cancelling as if it was brand new and KF wasn't the first one to find it.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

When he tweeted 'I won.' That was when I knew, with absolute certainty, that the Farms will be fine. Acting like that smug a cunt is begging to be proven wrong. And he was.

The big hubris moment that sticks for me was that one personal video message to Josh Moon. I think it was around the time he was pumping out press kits.

 

[glue eater]

So much for "permanently taken offline"

Kiwifarms was taken down, we all were kidnapped by troon squad, had our heads sawed open and brains placed in jars where we receive electric shocks to the brain stem, simulating the experience of using Null's website. DropKiwiFarms was a total dub for Keffals and the troons.

Or, so I have been told.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

(farms never went down, there was always the tor option),

I do believe even Tor was down for a week or so

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I do believe even Tor was down for a week or so

It was indeed, although I think that was only after the hack which happened to coincide with Josh having a death in the family or whatever that was.

Just letting things settle for a week would've been a solid option to consider either way, these kinds of people lose interest astonishingly quickly.

A week in normal human time is like an entire year in soulless internet ghoul time, more than long enough for 98% of them to declare permanent everlasting victory and wander off forever. Very convenient but also a little disturbing in its own right.

 

[Blasterman]

I do believe even Tor was down for a week or so

Yeah, that was like mid-September when .top and .ru got dropped. Only the .st site worked and even then it was struggling to work.
That week was a quick-time event, but we managed to bash the buttons in the right order.

 

[easy]

i always feel like i missed out on keffals. i tried keeping up with the thread but it was too fast for me when it was at its peak. each day i'd see like hundreds more pages to read. too intimidating for me.
i've finally read through most of it now, but i still wish i'd been more involved with the shenanigans.

my fave was when lucas' frined joined the thread and started telling us about his childhood

 

[Wendigo Whorehouse]

The bed sheet dox was my favorite moment

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

The very beginnings of the thread were an absolute shitshow (many spergs, me included) but one of my all-time favorite moments was :


to this day "BUT I WAS ARCHIVING NIGGA, I WAS ARCHVING!!!" lives rent free in my brain.

Still waiting for "HAHAHA THEY PURGED ALL THEIR FUCKING TIKTOKS LIVE BUT I WAS ARCHIVING NIGGA I WAS ARCHIVING" to be officially added to the random.txt wheel

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Ver archivo adjunto 4578068

Some random dude naming his World of Warcraft character Keffals bc of "the Kiwifarms saga" and now having to pay 10 bucks to rename it has immediately become my 3rd most favourite moment in the whole Keffals saga hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rembrandt]

Unusual thing to say, but I enjoyed the part when we were jumping from domain to domain. It was funny how each one had a different visual theme going on, especially the Chinese one. Reading the telegram was cool as well, checked it daily and it was exciting to see any news come up. Struggling to browse the site was a thrilling experience, or at least in retrospective that the website is now indeed stronger than ever before, almost fully sovereign and free from bullshit shackles of crappy services that scurry away in face of tranny e-mails.
It was an exciting few weeks, I really enjoyed watching things unfold.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

My favorite part was after they hacked the website when they doxed all of us and we were all publicly exposed and fired from our jobs and then we all committed suicide from the shame and public backlash

It totally happened too, I'll offer up a pic of me from when I got thrown into prison to shut up any and all doubters reading this thread.

 

[batterybee]

Making wigglers was pretty fun <3

 

[RSLUG30]

It totally happened too, I'll offer up a pic of me from when I got thrown into prison to shut up any and all doubters reading this thread.

I'm still in prison after getting caught capitalising the I in Internet.
They will never find my ass phone.

 

[Dona Morte]

Exposing the hormone operation.
That will go miles in repelling this trans kids shit.

 

[Jotch]

Q4 2022 was an extremely challenging time for kiwifarms.
Might be the single greatest trial a website could ever possibly survive.
I hope KF is more hardy as a result.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

My favourite moment was when registrations opened up again after I decided I had lurked enough and it was time to join. Lucas nonsense was the catalyst for that.
A close second would be ‘I won’. Such hubris.

 

[Sprate Header]

Liquid Lucas and OrsonZedd were the most fun for me, though I'm very biased, lol.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

Liquid Lucas and OrsonZedd were the most fun for me, though I'm very biased, lol.

Me too.

The cuck I doxed in Keffal's thread for suggesting gayops was a close second though. He wasn't all that interesting, but he was a cuck and his wife had custody of the son. "Is this you" posts will never not be funny.