Keffals 3,000 Page Thread-a-bration - Go on a trip down memory lane with the best of Kween Keffals

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Today is a historic day, as Keffals aka Lucas Roberts has officially crossed 3,000 pages on a thread.
Possibly the shortest amount of time to this goal.

While I did play a big role in it all, I can say for sure that it was some of the most fun I have ever had documenting this cow with all of you absolutely lovely bastards.

So, how about we share our favorite moments.
I’ll start:

My dox of the first Keffals mod that set everything off!

That time when I had to download Keffals fart porn on my computer and share it on the Farms for all to see!!

So much more!

What is everyone’s favorite moments of Fart Kween Keffals?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

keffals has always been kind of boring to me, now the ralphamale on the other hand, he is the true king cow. so id say my favorite moment was when ralph tried to team up with qween kaffals and got shot down. just another 5 star day for the ralphamale.

 

[Great Dane]

So much for "permanently taken offline"

 

[Neil]

keffals has always been kind of boring to me, now the ralphamale on the other hand, he is the true king cow. so id say my favorite moment was when ralph tried to team up with qween kaffals and got shot down. just another 5 star day for the ralphamale.

Both of them have tried to flirt with the idea of collaborating with each other to take down KF. Lucas reached out to Ralph, Ralph reached out to Keffals, but in the end, they got cold feet and woefully have left their love unspoken.

 

[Retink Retunk]

That was quick, especially with all the down time. I kind of forgot the fat freak existed, but here's to the milestone

 

[Rozzy]

So much for "permanently taken offline"
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Those Tweets didn't age very well.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

keffals is an italian tranny so a nigger faggot

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Remember when the forum had so much fun with the wigglers and everyone designed his own Kiwifarms wiggler pfp? There were so many great designs and our Queen of Fake Farts Clara I. recognized them live on stream!

The moment when Lucas scrolled through the wiggler thread and he scrolled past the one wiggler in front of fucking Auschwitz and Lucas' genuine appreciation of the Kiwifarms wigglers went down. When his "Naaaaw they are sooooo cute" turned into a "What? Oh no! OH NO!" had me really laughing very loud.
Pure unscripted genuine comedy. It's just a few seconds but it's gold.


Shoutout to my 2nd most favourite moment although it happened later and isn't linked directly to something Lucas did: troon lawyer getting shredded during that one senate whatever hearing. Great kino. Much respect for that lady who wasn't taking any shit from the troons.

 

[TitusOvid]

Those Tweets didn't age very well.

Nothing involving trannies do.

 

[The Observer]

"I didn't dox you, but I doxxed your discord mods." The actions of a king

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

When he tweeted 'I won.' That was when I knew, with absolute certainty, that the Farms will be fine. Acting like that smug a cunt is begging to be proven wrong. And he was.

 

[irishAzoth]

But...But... Keffals took down Kiwifarms.....

 

[I-chi]

Those tweets never fail to bring a smile to my face. Smug hubris invites disaster, and you just can't help but to enjoy seeing the world work out as it should.

 

[Product Placement]

keffals is an italian tranny so a nigger faggot

he isn't italian, he is an american pretending to be italian.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

he isn't italian, he is an american pretending to be italian.

*canadian pretending to be italian

 

[MarineN*4235431]

happy rise to lolcowdom keffy...kiwi farms is stronger than ever hahahahah

 

[s0mbra]

My favorite part is when he took down that horrible, transphobic troll site kiwi farms for good!

 

[Justtocheck]

Keffals do a video where you flirt with people on a tinder account with your name. It would be real good content unironically.

 

[umami's milk]

The very beginnings of the thread were an absolute shitshow (many spergs, me included) but one of my all-time favorite moments was :

HAHAHA THEY PURGED ALL THEIR FUCKING TIKTOKS LIVE BUT I WAS ARCHIVING NIGGA I WAS ARCHIVING

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TRYING TO HIDE THIS VIDEO WHERE YOU JUST FLAT OUT ADMIT YOU HATE WOMEN

fuckwomen.mp4

>i do not support tr4ns women.,.,
>because that means i would have to support women

What a star! Definitely a tankie hero and not just another autogynophile who hates women and has mommy issues.

I'll watch the rest but it's mostly just this deadpan sperg staring at the fucking camera.

to this day "BUT I WAS ARCHIVING NIGGA, I WAS ARCHVING!!!" lives rent free in my brain.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

My favorite part was after they hacked the website when they doxed all of us and we were all publicly exposed and fired from our jobs and then we all committed suicide from the shame and public backlash