Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

[Big Brown Schlub]

Remember when DSP had to chime in during the whole Alinity-chucked-her-cat-into-the-wall situation about how much of a responsible khet owner he is and how some people don't deserve to own pets?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Remember when DSP had to chime in during the whole Alinity-chucked-her-cat-into-the-wall situation about how much of a responsible khet owner he is and how some people don't deserve to own pets?

It's like Phil LOOKS for opportunities to be a lying-ass hypocrite...

 

[PieceofShet]

I admit i dont watch dsp stream cause they bore me but...

When was the last time we saw jasper?

 

[millais]

I admit i dont watch dsp stream cause they bore me but...

When was the last time we saw jasper?

He's appears on stream every now and then, and the last sighting was fairly recent. Usually he's distracting the Pigroach and we only ever see a brief glimpse of him or his tail before he gets kicked out of the office or sprayed with water.

 

[millais]

Is it common for people to call their pet cats some variation of " ________ Kitty", or did the Pigroach invent this style of pet cat nomenclature?

 

[harbinger]

Is it common for people to call their pet cats some variation of " ________ Kitty", or did the Pigroach invent this style of pet cat nomenclature?

That’s his name, Jasper Kitty Burnell. Phil wanted to name him Philip Paul Burnell, Jr., but Kat was worried she wouldn’t be able to tell them apart.

 

[PieceofShet]

That’s his name, Jasper Kitty Burnell. Phil wanted to name him Philip Paul Burnell, Jr., but Kat was worried she wouldn’t be able to tell them apart.

What do you mean she wouldnt be able to tell them apart? One is hairy, unable to fight back, never leaves the house, needs feeding and cleaning after... and the other one is a small animal.

 

[Muppetmode]

Is it common for people to call their pet cats some variation of " ________ Kitty", or did the Pigroach invent this style of pet cat nomenclature?

Depends on the person I think, from my experience usually just call em by name. Just seems awkward to me that someone (Phil) who’s supposedly been around cats his whole life would act the way he does around jasper. Maybe he picked up the kitty thing from his mom

 

[Draventren]

Is it common for people to call their pet cats some variation of " ________ Kitty", or did the Pigroach invent this style of pet cat nomenclature?

I call cats I don't know kitty, but once you know the name, it's weird to suffix it with kitty. Literally the only person I've ever heard do it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Is it common for people to call their pet cats some variation of " ________ Kitty", or did the Pigroach invent this style of pet cat nomenclature?

It's a thing you do when you first have a cat, which suggests Phil spends no time with Jasper and that wouldn't be shocking. He hates cats.

 

[gh0stzero]

It's a thing you do when you first have a cat, which suggests Phil spends no time with Jasper and that wouldn't be shocking. He hates cats.

I call cats I don't know kitty, but once you know the name, it's weird to suffix it with kitty. Literally the only person I've ever heard do it.

Guys, there is nitpicking; and then there is this.

 

[Schmeckel]

Guys, there is nitpicking; and then there is this.

With how utterly boring Phil has been lately, sometimes the autism 'round here gets pointed at inane things.

 

[gh0stzero]

With how utterly boring Phil has been lately, sometimes the autism 'round here gets pointed at inane things.

The foreclosure thread and phils reaction to it is quite spicy.

 

[TheTractor]

I will edit this post to add a time stamped link ( lazy ) but DSP yelled and sprayed Jasper like a mongoloid last night because the cat jumped in front of the tv. Sorry dsp but your cat is a fucking cat you deranged asshole.

He's the kind of psycho that doesn't even care for animals, what a cunt.

 

[Fapcop]

I will edit this post to add a time stamped link ( lazy ) but DSP yelled and sprayed Jasper like a mongoloid last night because the cat jumped in front of the tv. Sorry dsp but your cat is a fucking cat you deranged asshole.

He's the kind of psycho that doesn't even care for animals, what a cunt.

Who the fuck sprays their cat for something like that? Or sprays them at all. It has zero effect on behavior just terrifies the poor kitty.

Phil is the real animal imho

 

[Schmeckel]

I will edit this post to add a time stamped link ( lazy ) but DSP yelled and sprayed Jasper like a mongoloid last night because the cat jumped in front of the tv. Sorry dsp but your cat is a fucking cat you deranged asshole.

He's the kind of psycho that doesn't even care for animals, what a cunt.

Pause game, "golly jeepers, Ja$per!", get up, pick cat up, bring cat to chair, jokingly chide cat, get cheerssubsandtips (pahsitive intersction$) because his son is on shtreem.

But no. Let's spray water near/toward the fucking electronics. Smooth brain Phil at his finest.

 

[blahblahblah678]

We should be so lucky Phil’s pigroach luck causes him to start an electrical fire live on stream.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil is talking about Jasper being too active at night, and having a hard time 'coaxing' him into the bedroom at night.
So they're still locking Jasper in the bedroom with them at night where the cat goes nuts.
Phil says they can't let him run around the house freely at night because then he 'runs uncontrolled' all night, and has 'free reign' of the house.

This man can't handle not having total control over something, can he. It's a fucking cat. They're active at night.
Anyway, this means that Phil is really tired for the marathon because Jasper kept him up at night. Of course.

Taking this from the rage-a-thon thread.

What the fuck is an unsupervised cat going to do?

Phil already lets Jasper jump on the kitchen counters. Jump on the dining room table. Jump on the bathroom counter and play in the sink. Jump on the couch and probably get hair all over. Jump on the bedroom dresser and scratch it up with his remaining claws. Drink water from the potted plants. All the things a normal person shouldn't let their pets do.

Jasper would maybe run around a little bit. The humans would be sleeping, nobody to play with. Maybe get a bite to eat, a drink. Then go lay down.

Maybe Jasper would go into the office and watch detractor videos. Yeah, that's probably why detractor content was on Phil's recently watched YouTube list. Makes perfect sense.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I hope Jasper is becoming the kind of cat that will rage-shit all over its owner's stuff after being treated poorly long enough.

 

[Muppetmode]

He confirms jasper is an American tabby who’s not a plain cat because the stripes make him exotic