Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

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Well if it actually made it to 2005 then I guess it didn't die of neglect, though that doesn't mean Phil was the one who took care of it despite still being around to do so.
 
TheGoutburglar dijo:
Well if it actually made it to 2005 then I guess it didn't die of neglect, though that doesn't mean Phil was the one who took care of it despite still being around to do so.
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I've known people who have indoor rabbits where you have to clean their cage every day since rabbits shit a lot. I've also known people who have outdoor rabbit hutches where the rabbits shit through the cage and you don't have to clean it.

Guess which one Phil probably was.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 dijo:
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Phil was born April, 1982.

He was 11 when he got his rabbit.

5th grade. Middle school. Almost puberty.

He names it "Bunny" like he is three years old.

Phil is fucking retarded.

(I guess it was a better name than Jasper)
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Jasper Kitty.

This retard names his fucking pets for what they are. Ew. Honestly I thought the Jasper Kitty was weird as fuck but he named his Rabbit "Bunny"....... It really does get worse with the more you know.

He really is detached from everything.
 
OverlySensitive dijo:
Jasper Kitty.

This retard names his fucking pets for what they are. Ew. Honestly I thought the Jasper Kitty was weird as fuck but he named his Rabbit "Bunny"....... It really does get worse with the more you know.

He really is detached from everything.
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It's utterly amusing how he goes about talking at his furry kid.

Powerlevel: We've got three cats. And sometimes they get referred to as *name*, kitty. Notice the comma. However, it's usually directed AT whatever cat when they are doing something weird. "Boo-boo, kitty, why are you chewing on the Christmas tree?"

None of them have a last name, or anything beyond their given name, so the "kitty" part is just an aside. For Dave, it's a proper name. If he ever ran across someone who called their snake "Ja$per Kitty," he'd say "HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE SIBLINGS!"
 
iirc, you can't even give him the credit for coming up with the name "Jasper". That name was already assigned to him by the animal shelter.

Also, I don't know anything about raising cats, but it seems like his feeble attempts to scold Jasper for pushing the 4k TV are ineffective. He always scolds Jasper using a playful, babytalk tone of voice, so Jasper probably thinks it's some kind of game where the reward is that he gets picked up for pushing the TV enough.
 
Cats don't really respond to "No! Bad!" the way dogs do anyway, so it doesn't matter, though it's still funny to see Phil be such a wuss even when he's dealing with a damn house cat that isn't even mean. Makes me wish someone had filmed him getting confronted by those two goons, that must have been a priceless moment.
 
TheGoutburglar dijo:
Cats don't really respond to "No! Bad!" the way dogs do anyway, so it doesn't matter, though it's still funny to see Phil be such a wuss even when he's dealing with a damn house cat that isn't even mean. Makes me wish someone had filmed him getting confronted by those two goons, that must have been a priceless moment.
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I might be wrong, but I think Jaha said on the SOK podcast that someone recorded it but it wasn't uploaded or it got deleted or something.

Don't really want to spend hours listening to it again to find out.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 dijo:
I might be wrong, but I think Jaha said on the SOK podcast that someone recorded it but it wasn't uploaded or it got deleted or something.

Don't really want to spend hours listening to it again to find out.
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There's a half an hour archive of just the Jaha confronting Dave part and he does mention that someone recorded Jaha confronting him on trying to leave while not paying up after losing a money match.
Timestamp is 1:35 if you wanna hear the whole story or 2:48 if you just wanna hear him mention that a guy was videotaping the confrontation because Jaha meanders in his stories almost as much as Dave does.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism dijo:
There's a half an hour archive of just the Jaha confronting Dave part and he does mention that someone recorded Jaha confronting him on trying to leave while not paying up after losing a money match.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8U-Vn1oowGs:95Timestamp is 1:35 if you wanna hear the whole story or 2:48 if you just wanna hear him mention that a guy was videotaping the confrontation because Jaha meanders in his stories almost as much as Dave does.
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TL DR: Phil lost 1 match put of a best of 10 money match and Jaha confronted him for talking so much shit,Phil was scared shitless and Jaha forced him to pay 10 dollars for losing one match.
 
I just watched the Jasper Kitty (get down from there!) Reveal again and at one point jasper starts clawing at the sofa and Phil say something along the lines of "He does this with everything,he is a very energetic cat and because he is declawed its ok he can't damage sofa". He went on for about a minute how Jasper being declawed means he can't damage anything, I can't prove Phil declawed Jasper but the reason he got it its definitely because he is declawed. Also he said that at the shelter all of the paperwork related to Jasper was lost randomly so they knew nothing about him or his previous owner....mmmmh I'm going to postulate the theory that Phil said to the guys at the shelter that he is a streamer with a world wide reach and sick in the head detractors will harrass the previous owner if they get his info and told them to destroy that data or else he is not taking Jasper, after having removed the evidence of Jasper not being declawed by the previous owner he got him declawed and no one can say its him who did it.
 
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OverlySensitive dijo:
So its food for jasper this week or a 60$ mario game.
Get fucked Jasper right in your lil kitty anus!
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No gayops allowed but that kitty needs rescuing like yesterday. I am too far away but I would take him.
 
Tatu Carreta2 dijo:
Phil just said that every 3 months they need to get Jasper a new collar because his collar "wears out" is that even a thing for cats? My dog have his collar for his entire life,how the fuck does a collar wear out? Its like saying your belt is wearing out like if it was a shoe.
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They can scratch at them quite a lot, which will eventually wear them out.
 
Didn't they used to put a bell on the collar because Phil was such a control freak he had to know Jasper's location in the Wakando at all times.
 
I really wish someone reports Phil for animal negligence because it is clear he doesn't care about giving Jasper attention. Of he wasn't going to get shit on for it you can guarantee he would have thrown Jasper out and left him alone to fend for himself.

He wanted a gimmick and thought a cat would be that, but now Jasper regularly detracts from his stream.

Jasper, if you are reading this there is a way to the great litterbox in the sky, and Phil's cables are the key.
 
millais dijo:
iirc, you can't even give him the credit for coming up with the name "Jasper". That name was already assigned to him by the animal shelter.

Also, I don't know anything about raising cats, but it seems like his feeble attempts to scold Jasper for pushing the 4k TV are ineffective. He always scolds Jasper using a playful, babytalk tone of voice, so Jasper probably thinks it's some kind of game where the reward is that he gets picked up for pushing the TV enough.
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I'm a dog person and have very little experience with cats. But from the little I think I know (if I'm wrong by all means anybody with experience please educate me) the way Phil goes about handeling Jasper is not going to work.
The Penultimate Warrior dijo:
They can scratch at them quite a lot, which will eventually wear them out.
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Well seeing that Jasper is declawed shouldn't they last longer?

As an aside Jasper is the only character in this whole shitshow I actually care about*, and I fucking hope that one day he gets out of the snort fort, the little guys deserves better that living in that shit pile.

*)Well I kinda care about Jennas fate after being brought up tp speed today. For me she went from some insane lady doing crazy shit. While it was still sad I still laughed along with the rest of the farms. But now it i just really really sad and I think I know how her story ends and that is not something I will find amusing in any way.
 
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