🌟 Internet Famous James White / @jamescagewhite / Cheng Xi - Unemployable ex-viner in an arranged marriage based on lies.

[Hex Cat]

Wrong, the funniest thing he's ever posted is:
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Too much M. Too much Steam game. Wife not like. Not very cool. Not very swag. I don't like it.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Oh harro, I love eating raw chicken wings, I'm James Cage White:


So James would be satisfied with a mere Korean actresses? What happened to his dream: getting a troo and honest white waifu/gf?
Not sure what the second image is for, he just looks retarded:


I'm pretty sure this face is memeworthy. A chinese soyjak, maybe?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Oh harro, I love eating raw chicken wings, I'm James Cage White:

Eat scalfani style wings as reward

 

[Drama Trauma]

James can be pretty entertaining and he did give some milk, it must be FATE!

He does the YMCA dance while singing, he looks and sounds retarded: (x)

Self portrait on an egg, he unintentionally felts himself, cause his head does look like an upside down egg: (x)


He always eats disgustingly, like a pig, must be fate... (x)


Unlike DSP, James does push-ups as a reward: (x)

He claims the "White" name comes from his color of his teeth, I let everyone to decide it's white enough, but I thought he took "White" as a name, because of his white girl fetish: (x)


Some weens are sending money to him, while also advertising their Instagram page, too bad James kinda doxxed them: (x)


And some of them even gave him Steam games of all things... (x)


The best for last: James is travelling with his mom and stays at a hotel, he also shows a french size bed...
I hope it's not what it is, and James is only similar to Chris-Chan in retardation, than anything else: (x)

 

[LarpBait]

looking over all his posts, this man is very funny but is clearly mentally unwell and i hope he gets the help he needs

 

[Brown People are Gross]

looking over all his posts, this man is very funny but is clearly mentally unwell and i hope he gets the help he needs

Nothing's going to change with him, you can pick any page in this (years old) thread, and it's the same old story. I don't think his mom acknowledges his mental condition, though I might be misremembering things. The real question is, what's going to happen when the mother passes away?

 

[•~•]

The real question is, what's going to happen when the mother passes away?

I wonder if the weens giving him money on Paypal would be enough to keep him going?

I'm always surprised at how little James Livestreams, aren't the Chinese also hyper obsessed with streaming to their social media apps for money? I'd assume he'd try to copy them and stream a lot more.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

I'm always surprised at how little James Livestreams, aren't the Chinese also hyper obsessed with streaming to their social media apps for money? I'd assume he'd try to copy them and stream a lot more.

Did he ever capitalize on TikTok? Since he got his start on the analogous Vine, and still makes the exact same videos, it seems like a no-brainer. Confusingly, he seemed to prefer other platforms, when TikTok ought to reward stupidity more than the rest.

 

[•~•]

Did he ever capitalize on TikTok?

Seems like he did try for a bit on his handsomejamescage TikTok, he also did try streaming during the middle of the year. I wish TikTok had vods

 

[•~•]

double post, but the the thread needs a bit of life so forgive me.

I was skimming his YouTube and saw there's a ton of driving vids posted by him. when did he get a drivers licence? It's pretty funny seeing all the cars pass him, I'm glad he drives safe at least. Big fan of him keeping the "STOP RECORDING" in these vids.

There's also a video where he goes to have dinner with his mom. when did he move out?

 

[Jaimas]

What James lacks in excitement, he makes up for in consistency. If you're looking for someone who will gunt a girl, then move down to Mexico, become addicted to drugs, and crash out twice a week while claiming to be a Christian, you won't find it here. But if you want a cow you know you can check in six months and will still be posting Gangnam Style, masturbating, buying Steam games as a reward with money he doesn't have, and lamenting his lack of a girlfriend, then James is a great watch.

One of the hallmarks of a quality lolcow is consistency. Generally speaking, the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, so the cows with a truly exceptional rate of fuckery tend to blow up extremely big, but then have immense periods of downtime between outbursts. Others just sort of burn moderately hot their entire duration. James is the latter.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

One of the hallmarks of a quality lolcow is consistency.

I don't want a constant stream of people massively fucking up and destroying their lives. I just want to open twitter to see a retarded chink trying to fix an out of charge laptop using a hot water bottle and calling himself a virgin. I don't want an absolute train wreck, I just want someone I can laugh at, kinda the reason it's called a lolcow.

 

[Drama Trauma]

James was very active during the holidays.

Still doing the Gangnam Style even during his vacation, a true manchild:

Merry Christmas by JCW, I don't know what the other sounds he is trying to imitate. Very goofy, very retarded:

James facial expression on this one is priceless:


Mama "White" dancing before the stairs and it proves that James did not inherited his mother's dancing talent:

Look guys, James is a soyboy. He drinks soy milk, not very cool, especially not swag:

The free XBOX pass has passed. Of course James is always overdramatic when he lost something that was free:


Oh no! He even paid precious money for this one before! Fate is trolling James hard during the holidays:


He now tries to learn Russian, my guess he tries to find a wife from Russia as it is pretty common now for chinese men to look for wifes in Russia (especially Siberia):


Free Turkish Visa for Chinese people. James now could get those hairplugs if he wasn't a saving guy:


James responds to the trolls - who told him in the post before that he is balding and he should get hair transplantation - by showing his hair. It seems he does have some bald patches/receding hairline:


My favorite James Cage White tweet now:


Good news! He is HIV free, but only because he is an incel:


Troll cameo request:

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Merry Christmas by JCW, I don't know what the other sounds he is trying to imitate. Very goofy, very retarded:

This either makes complete sense or absolutely none. But James talks and sounds like a deaf person.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

My guess is that his mother most likely pays for him to be in a separate apartment. Especially if he's prone to going on porn sites and beating one out while everyone's home.

 

[souschef]

Nice sponsored thread, gave me a chuckle

Very cool, very swag. I like it

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

A chinese soyjak, maybe?

I tried my best. I hope I captured his tard stare and deformed mouth well.

My guess is that his mother most likely pays for him to be in a separate apartment. Especially if he's prone to going on porn sites and beating one out while everyone's home.

This is a possibility. His family seems well off from a glance. However, his apartment is quite nice and it is also large for Chinese standards so I would not be surprised if he does not care if he goons in the general vicinity of his parents.

 

[stares at error messages]

Who's at fault for the divorce, kiwis?
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James
Wife
Father-in-law
Fate

Since he put it there, I wonder what he thinks his father-in-law could have caused the divorce. In this culture the parents have a lot of control over their adult children. I wouldn't be surprised if the father-in-law pressured his daughter to breakup with him.

Of course, men get blamed for everything even things out of their control that they could do nothing about and will be gaslit about it, like it makes a difference. It doesn't.

 

[•~•]

I wonder what he thinks his father-in-law could have caused the divorce.

I remember him constantly tweeting about his constant troubles with the father in law. I think he even mentioned the father in law not allowing him to name his child, though I still refer to the kid as Peter Cage with my friends to make it easier. I assume father in law was definitely a big part in making sure that divorce happened despite Chinese customs, which was for the best tbh.