🌟 Internet Famous James White / @jamescagewhite / Cheng Xi - Unemployable ex-viner in an arranged marriage based on lies.

[awoo]

The arranged marriage part is pretty unique

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I can fix him. It is fate.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

I can fix him. It is fate.

Considering how much he publicly talks about wanking the only fixing he needs is the veterinarian kind.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Mom needs to buy another phone (fate).


Now that he has a VR headset, he can try a job (simulator).

 

[infamousbeing]

Not that he has a VR headset, he can try a job (simulator).
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He actually did end up with a meta quest 3 not that long ago and immediately used it to talk about how he cranks his hog.

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... jesus chris can't wait for his kid to stumble across this filthy post

 

[•~•]

He actually did end up with a meta quest 3

He reminded me of Back to the Future poster, he needs to go to the future and save older Peter Cage from getting arrested by the CCP.

immediately used it to talk about how he cranks his hog.

Too bad we're in the bad timeline so it'll never be anything interesting like saving his son.

 

[infamousbeing]

Even though James posts when he rubs one out or buys a game, how often do you think he breaks the rule/s without telling us?

 

[•~•]

how often do you think he breaks the rule/s without telling us?

A part of me wants to believe his mom programmed his retard brain to always admit to wrongdoing, but another part refuses to believe he actually stayed strong during that one long streak of "not buying steam game" he recently had.

 

[infamousbeing]

Holy… haven’t seen these skin walkers in a good while

 

[The Backwards Man]

Holy… haven’t seen these skin walkers in a good while
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tfw no gwanbabby from son ever cursed bloodline (vely uncool vely sad he don't like it)

 

[•~•]

Balding is Fate


Or is it

This egg art is the only reason i noticed he cut his hair


He seems to be streaming a ton now on his YouTube if anyone has the free time for that.

https://m.youtube.com/@jameswhite2823

 

[infamousbeing]

He seems to be streaming a ton now on his YouTube if anyone has the free time for that.

https://m.youtube.com/@jameswhite2823

Forgot about his channel. I'll catch a stream and give a report of what its like.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

James. Brother. That is not day 1 of balding.

 

[infamousbeing]

Forgot about his channel. I'll catch a stream and give a report of what its like.

Gave his stream today a watch, it’s quite boring. Saw some people are in his chat wanting to get him to go to Vegas. People also are offering to give him money for a switch 2.

The only part I found mildly clip worthy was this. James doesn’t mute his mic when he uses the shitter. You can hear his Asian pocket rocket pissing up a storm (wash your hands James!). I’m sure if you dug back through his archives you’d find one of him absolutely ripping ass on stream.
Edit: Clip embed/upload keeps failing so will paste link here

 

[•~•]

James doesn’t mute his mic when he uses the shitter.

Something tells me he sits down to piss.

He gave up on "no m... and bad site" before i could even make a bet with my friends on how long this one would last Someone in the comments pointed out his funny bedroom wallpaper.

 

[Andre Richardson]

Curious how much he’ll goon over about 007 First Light.

 

[infamousbeing]

Something new I saw he posted, seems like a outdoor livestream where he meets a fan. Bit different then his regular IG posts and was actually a bit taken aback to see him IRL streaming. I had a quick skim through here but didn't look into it too much. Might be some nuggets of gold in here?

 

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If you are still taking suggestions:
"Unemployable ex-viner in an arranged marriage based on lies." => "Unemployed ex-viner, divorced from arranged marriage with estranged son, famous for doing nothing, addicted to buying Steam games"

Something new I saw he posted, seems like a outdoor livestream where he meets a fan. Bit different then his regular IG posts and was actually a bit taken aback to see him IRL streaming. I had a quick skim through here but didn't look into it too much. Might be some nuggets of gold in here?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ePvac53VdwM

It seems like he does a character in his videos. I think he's probably really boring in person. It is fate.

It is very strange how he pretends he's on TV or different characters in public.

"A house full of condiments and no food."

 

[infamousbeing]

Unemployed ex-viner, divorced from arranged marriage with estranged son, famous for his addiction to doing nothing buying Steam games and watching video game porn

I think would be good haha. Unsure if it’ll be changed though.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

James says his ex-wife is trying to sue him and take all of his money. He also admits he is bad at sex for some reason.

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