❄️ Snowflake Jack Monroe / Melissa "Mel" Hadjicostas / Jack Xatzinikolas / @BootstrapCook - Spaghetti hoop rinser who wants to live like Common People, the face of poverty in Britain, literally can't lie

[Legal Gengar]

If she's not paid you back yet, maybe you should hit them up and ask them to do the righteous and just thing? Hahaha.

Alas she paid me, and I donated all but £10 of it to FareShare (https://fareshare.org.uk) a charity aimed at relieving food poverty and tackling food waste. They distribute good quality food to food banks, other charities, etc.

 

[Palla Strozzi]

A few other screenshots have emerged from behind the lock and are doing the rounds - archives (via nitter) provided in the interests of transparency.

Went to a 12 step fellowship meeting tonight and the guy sitting next to me silently segregated all his green fruit pastilles from the packet and gave them to me - I was DELIGHTED. It's always a surprise to know who out there in the physical world follows me on Twitter [crying laughing emoji]

(archive of source). People rightly pointing out that it's called 'Alcoholics Anonymous' for a reason and that (had this really happened) she shouldn't be publicising it.

No, been focusing quite hard on staying alive. Had hoped the toxic stalkers might have lost interest, but apparently I'm just irresistible [inverted smiley]

(archive of source tweet)
We aren't going anywhere Jack

 

[calypsowashi]

So Jack's been having a bit of a meltdown - if she had any friends, I would suggest that they take her twitter account off her and leave it in the hands of a PR manager or agent

Because she can't help herself from going to Tattle and reading all the stuff they're saying.

The meltdown isn't bigger is probably because she doesn't know that KF is back off and on.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

eople rightly pointing out that it's called 'Alcoholics Anonymous' for a reason and that (had this really happened) she shouldn't be publicising it.

well done Jack, if people know you'll share anything what happens in meetings on social media then the meetings become useless. you've just probably destroyed a few people's home meeting and important resource in sobriety. well, everyone's really. people admit to crimes, infidelity, their darkest secrets because they trust that space. and you ruined it over some fucking fruit pastilles.

selfish, narcissistic bitch.

 

[Legal Gengar]

Not at all JM related, but yesterday I was given a leaked copy of Tattle's entire database from a few weeks ago. Haven't decided what to do with it yet.

 

[AndreanSandDunes]

Not at all JM related, but yesterday I was given a leaked copy of Tattle's entire database from a few weeks ago. Haven't decided what to do with it yet.

What does that mean? I mean, what’s the significance of having it? (I’m dumb, I know)

 

[Palla Strozzi]

Not at all JM related, but yesterday I was given a leaked copy of Tattle's entire database from a few weeks ago. Haven't decided what to do with it yet.

'Database' as in the uploads attached to posts? Or something else?

Someone made a pretty hilarious captioned video "JM's Agent" - here. 'Poor Adrian has a meltdown on learning of his client JM's latest chaos.' Not sure how to download this as I'm pretty sure the actual video is not hosted locally (?), won't play video when archived.

 

[Legal Gengar]

'Database' as in the uploads attached to posts? Or something else?

Someone made a pretty hilarious captioned video "JM's Agent" - here. 'Poor Adrian has a meltdown on learning of his client JM's latest chaos.' Not sure how to download this as I'm pretty sure the actual video is not hosted locally (?), won't play video when archived.

Database as in the backing storage system - accounts, posts, threads, the lot.

 

[calypsowashi]

And right on cue, Jack is attempting a soft return via her insta stories. New hair cut and return to a natural colour. Obviously another home dye job and pair of clippers (!)

 

[frap]

And right on cue, Jack is attempting a soft return via her insta stories. New hair cut and return to a natural colour. Obviously another home dye job and pair of clippers (!)

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Wow. I've seen troons with less face tuning on their photos.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Trying to look like Rami Malek?

 

[Palla Strozzi]

@calypsowashi - any idea what the 'welcome home' refers to? Is she claiming to have moved again?

 

[AndreanSandDunes]

@calypsowashi - any idea what the 'welcome home' refers to? Is she claiming to have moved again?

Pretty sure she’s talking about feeling like her true self due to her new hair style.

 

[calypsowashi]

@calypsowashi - any idea what the 'welcome home' refers to? Is she claiming to have moved again?

Well after the court case, she was saying. that she wasn't living in the old rental because the paps were stalking her at every waking minute and therefore she was staying with friends for her own protection. Small Boy was staying elsewhere.

So it's possible that she's saying she has returned to the old house.

On a related note, when is she going to move? Rentals don't take this long to go through and if she is quietly getting a mortgage, the rapid decrease in her Patreon numbers may have thrown a spanner in the works regarding her proving she has a regular income

Edit: It's an attempt at a Peaky Blinders haircut a good 18 months after the final season came out. I am completely oblivious to trends and even I know that

 

[AndreanSandDunes]

In Jack’s defence she has mentioned Peaky Blinders way before now, bit more dishevelled than you’d expect though in 2018:



Wondering how long it took this dude in the comments to be blocked? (Screenie borrowed from Tattle so it has green lines to redact usernames). Not sure Jack knows what tailoring is? Or it could be me that’s dumb I have no idea at this point.



Fancy dress in December 2022.


Then a couple of weeks later this utterly cringeworthy post that makes me shrivel inside.



She maybe has her eye on someone who has expressed an interest in Peaky Blinders/women who like to wear their dads slept in clothes and that’s why the haircut is “home” right now (she’s claimed the same for lots of different hair cuts and dress styles etc lol, very BPD)

 

[Palla Strozzi]

On a related note, when is she going to move?

She isn't. This has been discussed before in this thread, where I think someone else speculated with the same hypothesis I had: when she was banging on about moving, she was trying to buy a house, but the Patreon/PayPal income didn't pass muster wrt anti-money-laundering laws. She still hasn't moved from the 'bungalow.'
I just find the 'welcome home' (what, from the hairdresser's? Do you hold a ticker-tape parade when your flatmate gets back from the supermarket, too?) to be a bizarre use of the phrase, even for Jack. But I think you're right about what she actually meant, @AndreanSandDunes.

Then a couple of weeks later this utterly cringeworthy post that makes me shrivel inside

I don't think I've ever encountered a bigger narcissist in my entire life. This post alone makes that clear. Really, shame on her family for not putting her through some sort of CBT program. They did plenty more than that for their foster kids, but I suppose there's social cachet in that, while having a child who needs treatment for a personality disorder is (rightly or not) widely seen as shameful.
edit: regarding that last screenshot, I am becoming more and more certain that she doesn't have any friends at all.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Then a couple of weeks later this utterly cringeworthy post that makes me shrivel inside.

edit: regarding that last screenshot, I am becoming more and more certain that she doesn't have any friends at all.

The friends are just out of frame, laughing too.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

f she is quietly getting a mortgage

when she was banging on about moving, she was trying to buy a house

for the non UK based people. this is the dumbest thing one can do right now. house prices are due a massive drop (or correction, depending on how you view it) and interest rates have climbed massively. so basically you run the risk of ending up in negative equity so not being able to remortgage if rates improve.

the fact that she would even consider it now suggests, to me, that she is so comfortably off that these considerations don't really matter to her. most people with mortgages, at least that i know are shitting themselves right now.

 

[Palla Strozzi]

She appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe. A few tidbits I've come across browsing Twitter:

(link to tweet; archive)

(link to tweet; archive)
People are saying that the move to the smaller venue was because of poor ticket sales - not sure how accurate this is but it's interesting, as the last time she gave a talk (which I think was the Breitling-watch incident) she had a sperg on Twitter about empty seats, blaming 'trolls' for buying tickets in bulk and then not showing up, in order to spite her (!). I saw a couple of people quote-tweeting her, which implies that she briefly unprivated, but she's private again. (The privated account would negatively affect sales, I'd assume, but then again at this point I think the already-captive 'comments club' audience are the entirety of any real-life following she has).

 

[Ethics Gradient]

She appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe. A few tidbits I've come across browsing Twitter:
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(link to tweet; archive)
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(link to tweet; archive)
People are saying that the move to the smaller venue was because of poor ticket sales - not sure how accurate this is but it's interesting, as the last time she gave a talk (which I think was the Breitling-watch incident) she had a sperg on Twitter about empty seats, blaming 'trolls' for buying tickets in bulk and then not showing up, in order to spite her (!). I saw a couple of people quote-tweeting her, which implies that she briefly unprivated, but she's private again. (The privated account would negatively affect sales, I'd assume, but then again at this point I think the already-captive 'comments club' audience are the entirety of any real-life following she has).

Apparently she's working with the ONS on her 'Vimes Boots Index'....

@Legal Gengar should be easy to fire of an FOI to them to see if it's true (it's not). Might be useful confirmation for you that she's lying...