Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

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Two Dollars dijo:
It’s about the journey, not the destination. Everyone with half of a half of a brain knows he’s guilty, I just want to see the shitshow itself. I also want to see how much his actions will be justified by mental illness; I’d assume that excuse can only get you so far.
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Same. Chris has used his autism as a get-out-of-jail card for far too long. And he never really learned, never faced the consequences, never expressed an ounce of remorse for everything that he's done to others. As far as I'm concerned, some time in big-boy jail is long overdue for Americas favorite manchild. Maybe he'll learn something during his time there (oh who I'm kidding, probably not), but at least he'll be in a place where he'll finally be kept away from the general public and thus won't be able to commit any more crimes.
 
Lord Thistlewick Flanders dijo:
Same. Chris has used his autism as a get-out-of-jail card for far too long. And he never really learned, never faced the consequences, never expressed an ounce of remorse for everything that he's done to others. As far as I'm concerned, some time in big-boy jail is long overdue for Americas favorite manchild. Maybe he'll learn something during his time there (oh who I'm kidding, probably not), but at least he'll be in a place where he'll finally be kept away from the general public and thus won't be able to commit any more crimes.
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No more crimes against the general public and old ladies.

He still will have plenty of scope for criminal behavior inside.
 
Lord Thistlewick Flanders dijo:
Same. Chris has used his autism as a get-out-of-jail card for far too long. And he never really learned, never faced the consequences, never expressed an ounce of remorse for everything that he's done to others. As far as I'm concerned, some time in big-boy jail is long overdue for Americas favorite manchild. Maybe he'll learn something during his time there (oh who I'm kidding, probably not), but at least he'll be in a place where he'll finally be kept away from the general public and thus won't be able to commit any more crimes.
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Its evident that more time=more retarded in chris case doesnt matter where he is
 
FinnSven dijo:
We jest, but I wonder if Chris will have the misfortune to meet someone who knows him from the internet inside.

Such a person would have loads of opportunities for generating content and fucking with Chris.
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My other theory is that it plays out like the opening scene of the Shawshank redemption where the guards beat Chris within an inch of his life for crying and he dies in the infirmary.
In all seriousness, they might fuck with him, but I also think that he's crazy enough that he'll be okay in there.
If not, he'll be in a special wing for special individuals.
 
FinnSven dijo:
No more crimes against the general public and old ladies.

He still will have plenty of scope for criminal behavior inside.
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Maybe, but Chris isn't smart enough to run some sort of cons or scam others in jail. If anything, he's the one likely to be victimized once he enters the prison system. Prisons are full of violent people with anger issues who have no issues taking it out on others. Annoying your prison celly or another inmate is generally going to go down a little bit different then annoying some fans at a MLP convention. I'm willing to bet if Chris tries to throw his weight around or get uppity with another inmate, or just start to annoy them with some inane bullshit he'll quickly come to regret it. Most inmates in prison generally want to be left alone and having some weird smelly inmate start talking about some video game characters arms will get on their nerves quickly.
 
Lord Thistlewick Flanders dijo:
Maybe, but Chris isn't smart enough to run some sort of cons or scam others in jail. If anything, he's the one likely to be victimized once he enters the prison system. Prisons are full of violent people with anger issues who have no issues taking it out on others. Annoying your prison celly or another inmate is generally going to go down a little bit different then annoying some fans at a MLP convention. I'm willing to bet if Chris tries to throw his weight around or get uppity with another inmate, or just start to annoy them with some inane bullshit he'll quickly come to regret it. Most inmates in prison generally want to be left alone and having some weird smelly inmate start talking about some video game characters arms will get on their nerves quickly.
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Chris Chan learns personal hygiene and self defense then?
This isn't going to play out well, I've heard stories about how this ends.
Chris' celly is going to kill him.
I knew a guy who was in prison for 31 years, he's on Chris' jury...sorry couldn't help myself.
He told me that there was a guy who got his spine broken by two gang members who bent him over a bar of some kind.
We'll call this friend of mine Jim.
Jim said he listened as they bent him over in the other cell, his back against the bar or chair.
They kept bending his spine back, until his abdomen folded reverse, and he heard it snap.
Jim listened for sometime as the man struggled with his dying breaths.
IDK if it's true that shit like this goes down, but I don't think this ends well.
Chris comes out as an old man with dementia, or he's murdered in the first week.
Imagine him in there with any and all prison gangs while he's claiming to be Jesus Christ/Sonichu/CPU blue heart.
From AB, to Cholos, or the Niggos themselves.
The Jerkops turned a blind eye because he was a rapist.
This is the literal nightmare ending.
 
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Chris Chan learns personal hygiene and self defense then?
This isn't going to play out well, I've heard stories about how this ends.
Chris' celly is going to kill him.
I knew a guy who was in prison for 31 years, he's on Chris' jury...sorry couldn't help myself.
He told me that there was a guy who got his spine broken by two gang members who bent him over a bar of some kind.
We'll call this friend of mine Jim.
Jim said he listened as they bent him over in the other cell, his back against the bar or chair.
They kept bending his spine back, until his abdomen folded reverse, and he heard it snap.
Jim listened for sometime as the man struggled with his dying breaths.
IDK if it's true that shit like this goes down, but I don't think this ends well.
Chris comes out as an old man with dementia, or he's murdered in the first week.
Imagine him in there with any and all prison gangs while he's claiming to be Jesus Christ/Sonichu/CPU blue heart.
From AB, to Cholos, or the Niggos themselves.
The Jerkops turned a blind eye because he was a rapist.
This is the literal nightmare ending.
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I survived 5 years in both State of KY and Federal incawsuration. I was more productive in prison than I’d ever been on the outside. I did the chores for everyone in my pod, I wrote a novel and a children’s book, I worked out daily and was in the best shape of my life the day I walked out. If I can do it, Chris can do it.
 
Lorne Armstrong dijo:
I survived 5 years in both State of KY and Federal incawsuration. I was more productive in prison than I’d ever been on the outside. I did the chores for everyone in my pod, I wrote a novel and a children’s book, I worked out daily and was in the best shape of my life the day I walked out. If I can do it, Chris can do it.
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From reading Chris' letters so far do you think there is a chance he'll ever grasp reality again?
Edit,
Do you ever think he'll Grasp Reality?
 
Lorne Armstrong dijo:
I survived 5 years in both State of KY and Federal incawsuration. I was more productive in prison than I’d ever been on the outside. I did the chores for everyone in my pod, I wrote a novel and a children’s book, I worked out daily and was in the best shape of my life the day I walked out. If I can do it, Chris can do it.
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Can't wait for Chris's cooking show. Salty Fanta is a dish I really need to get around to learning.
 
Bumbler dijo:
From reading Chris' letters so far do you think there is a chance he'll ever grasp reality again?
Edit,
Do you ever think he'll Grasp Reality?
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We have a greater chance of a Deathfat going on a successful diet, a troon groomer to admit they made a mistake in their conversion, and DSP to stop playing mobile games before Chris ever understand that his own actions have consequences.

Also, Fatrick making a best selling novel.
 
Bumbler dijo:
From reading Chris' letters so far do you think there is a chance he'll ever grasp reality again?
Edit,
Do you ever think he'll Grasp Reality?
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Well, I never lost sight of reality. I just knew that I had to put my past behind me and move forward. Things got much better for me after I got out of prison. I got in touch with the decoy from the sting I was caught in, and we fell in love. Her father was an evil billionaire who was promising me a jawb but also looking at pictures of my cawk. My fiancée got sent to Passages Malibu for sex addiction therapy but then it turns out that she was hiding her identity at the behest of Xavier Von Erck and Chris Hansen in their attempts to further ruin my life. Then it turned out that SHE wasn’t real but her best friend was. She’s a porn actress and we’re engaged right now. She’ll be trottin’ her ass up to Maine any day now!
 
Lorne Armstrong dijo:
I survived 5 years in both State of KY and Federal incawsuration. I was more productive in prison than I’d ever been on the outside. I did the chores for everyone in my pod, I wrote a novel and a children’s book, I worked out daily and was in the best shape of my life the day I walked out. If I can do it, Chris can do it.
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Chris is doomed.
 
Lorne Armstrong dijo:
Well, I never lost sight of reality. I just knew that I had to put my past behind me and move forward. Things got much better for me after I got out of prison. I got in touch with the decoy from the sting I was caught in, and we fell in love. Her father was an evil billionaire who was promising me a jawb but also looking at pictures of my cawk. My fiancée got sent to Passages Malibu for sex addiction therapy but then it turns out that she was hiding her identity at the behest of Xavier Von Erck and Chris Hansen in their attempts to further ruin my life. Then it turned out that SHE wasn’t real but her best friend was. She’s a porn actress and we’re engaged right now. She’ll be trottin’ her ass up to Maine any day now!
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It would be a dream come true for Lorne and Chris to move in together postjail. At this point they're both horrorcow sex offenders who are terminally addicted to interacting with bad actors. Modern Lorne is basically Chris if he had an army of Bluespikes after him still. And to top it all off they are both figureheads of a religious movement...
 
Chazzed Up dijo:
It would be a dream come true for Lorne and Chris to move in together postjail. At this point they're both horrorcow sex offenders who are terminally addicted to interacting with bad actors. Modern Lorne is basically Chris if he had an army of Bluespikes after him still. And to top it all off they are both figureheads of a religious movement...
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Whose Lorne?
 
Lord Thistlewick Flanders dijo:
Maybe, but Chris isn't smart enough to run some sort of cons or scam others in jail. If anything, he's the one likely to be victimized once he enters the prison system. Prisons are full of violent people with anger issues who have no issues taking it out on others. Annoying your prison celly or another inmate is generally going to go down a little bit different then annoying some fans at a MLP convention. I'm willing to bet if Chris tries to throw his weight around or get uppity with another inmate, or just start to annoy them with some inane bullshit he'll quickly come to regret it. Most inmates in prison generally want to be left alone and having some weird smelly inmate start talking about some video game characters arms will get on their nerves quickly.
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His hygiene, entitlement and waffling about being jesus l(I mean trying to perform an exorcism on a patient in Western State...) wont do him any favours. I bet he would end up in a psychiatric unit anyway, which is even worse if anything. He doesn't have the wits or self control to not put his foot in it.
 
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