Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

My Dad is on the grande jury and he told me they're letting chris go home today.

I just had sex with a woman and she told me not to worry about her husband because he’s busy with jury duty for the Chris Chan trial.

Small world.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I just had sex with a woman and she told me not to worry about her husband because he’s busy with jury duty for the Chris Chan trial.

Small world.

A week ago: Guys i just called the courthouse,
Today: I have a relative on the grand jury,
Tomorrow: ???

 

[Clownery]

My uncle is on the grand jury and he told me they’re just skipping the trial and going straight to the execution. The jury is pulling lots for who gets to be on the firing squad.

We already know whos got a guaranteed spot on the firing squad

clyde fucking cash

 

[THE STRESS]

These court fuckers keeping all the content to themselves. “Blablabla we gotta respect his privacy as an individual blablabla no filming or documenting that’s not nice blablabla it’s not professional to just let it all hang out there he has rights.”
I’m just hoping for a reenactment of the trial in that one Sonichu comic. People want kangaroo court, drama, and bloodshed that only a 13-year-old minded retarded man can envision. And I really want my series finale if we’re going down that road (albeit unlikely).

 

[My Name is Mud]

My wife's boyfriend is from the future and he showed me this screenshot from tomorrow morning oo

 

[pickle_boy]

We already know whos got a guaranteed spot on the firing squad

clyde fucking cash

I think the lore would round out nicely if the judge is also Mary Shroder.

 

[ASeabear8952]

My Dad is on the grande jury and he told me they're letting chris go home today.

Oh yeah well my sister’s ex-husband’s cousin’s pet goldfish is on the jury… but unfortunately he can’t hear much due to the filter in his tank being so loud.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Yo shh the thingie was updated look
Edit: there’s a motion hearing tomorrow at 130pm. Maybe Chris will be there?
Ver archivo adjunto 3577192

What will the motion be for? The world wonders

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Ver archivo adjunto 3577277
My wife's boyfriend is from the future and he showed me this screenshot from tomorrow morning oo

Can't we get due process to kick in so we can get this shitshow over with. The guy has a criminal record, done all kinds of horrible things on the internet that anybody with a device and time is just a Google search away, raped his mother, committed illegal fraud and has a mental illness.

If our broken court system doesn't find this monster guilty and they keep holding off this case until the appropriate amount of time has passed so he can be free. I won't be surprised that's the burger world American justice system for you right there.

 

[Aegeus]

"Christine Chandler was sentenced today to death by combination electric chair and firing squad for having sex with their own mother."

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

If our broken court system doesn't find this monster guilty and they keep holding off this case until the appropriate amount of time has passed so he can be free. I won't be surprised that's the burger world American justice system for you right there.

 

[My Name is Mud]

and has a mental illness.

Kek I love how you put that there as if that's illegal

But yeah, no, none of his past legal troubles count as a strike. They simply do not matter in this case. For better or for worse, the legal system in the West does not work like it did a few centuries ago, when you could condemn someone just for generally being a stupid faggot lmao.

Does Chris deserve punishment? Yes.
Do I personally want to see him get his comeuppance for being an autistic troon creep that's not even that funny any more? Yes, but that's just me. The law doesn't prosecute based on feelings.
Hopefully he gets the book thrown at him, but just because you or me or anyone else in this site would like to see the state put him in a gas chamber, it doesn't mean that it would be just.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

J&DR was a closed court. Now that it's moving into Circuit Court, things are different. The Law experts here have explained this in previous posts. Hearings would likely be closed, but an actual trial would likely be open and thus eligible for cameras to be present.

Courts have no requirement to stream open trials, though some did during Covid as a way to keep courts "open". It's not technically or financially feasible for all courts to stream.

Big name trials that you might have seen broadcast (Kyle Rittenhouse, Depp v. Heard, etc) usually require coordination from media outlets, called a "pool". The reason is that pools are less intrusive in the courtroom than 20 different media outlets all there with their own cameras (though this kind of circus has happened before). Usually, the local television stations will get together and everyone will either chip in equipment (thus pooling their resources) and/or money to rent equipment (generally remote controlled cameras.) The whole point of this, again, is to prevent the courtroom from being filled with 30 news photographers with tripods and big cameras covered in various accouterments.

ALL of that relies on the approval from the Judge, though as I said before, the Judge is more likely to grant the privilege of cameras in the courtroom to credentialed media than a bunch of weens asking to post their cell phone recordings to YouTube.

All that said, it's unlikely the local media (Especially as the "big four" TV affiliates in Charlottesville are owned by just two companies, one of which owns three of the four) is going to make this a "trial of the century" with gavel-to-gavel coverage, and it's probably not big enough for someone like CourtTV to pay a lot of attention to. MAYBE they cover it to some degree just for the shock factor, but that might not even include a camera crew. In my experience around the media, they're way more likely to show up for sentencing than the actual trial. At most all we would get out of that is a shot of the back of Chris' head while an anchor says "Christine Chandler was sentenced today to death by combination electric chair and firing squad for having sex with their own mother."

If someone could make a convincing case that they are a documentary filmmaker, maybe someone could get an "independent" camera in there. Live streaming would open a whole can of worms on the technical side if we're being honest.

(Note: much like the other knowledgeable people around here, this is all based off my experience and may not be accurate in regards to Virginia's laws regarding this kind of stuff)

I really just want a sketch artist to illustrate the trial in the form of a sonichu comic

 

[Ass Johnson]

If our broken court system doesn't find this monster guilty and they keep holding off this case until the appropriate amount of time has passed so he can be free. I won't be surprised that's the burger world American justice system for you right there.

At this point, the appropriate amount of time would be the statutory maximum, which is 10 years (assuming an indictment on a class 5 felony). He will not be in remand that long, and the case will be disposed of long before that point.

 

[Tammy Sawyer]

I really just want a sketch artist to illustrate the trial in the form of a sonichu comic

Then get Jake Tapper to talk about it. State of the Cartoonion is that quality

 

[Optimus Prime]

Kek I love how you put that there as if that's illegal

But yeah, no, none of his past legal troubles count as a strike. They simply do not matter in this case. For better or for worse, the legal system in the West does not work like it did a few centuries ago, when you could condemn someone just for generally being a stupid faggot lmao.

Does Chris deserve punishment? Yes.
Do I personally want to see him get his comeuppance for being an autistic troon creep that's not even that funny any more? Yes, but that's just me. The law doesn't prosecute based on feelings.
Hopefully he gets the book thrown at him, but just because you or me or anyone else in this site would like to see the state put him in a gas chamber, it doesn't mean that it would be just.

He's already being punished in ways he never thought possible - the fact he can't go home while Barb is still alive, even if he was allowed to walk out the jailhouse door this very day, seems to be more torturous for him than actual jail itself.

I really just want a sketch artist to illustrate the trial in the form of a sonichu comic

I just want to see the trial sketch period. Like, there's no way a sketch artist would be able to NOT make Chris look like he was sticking out like a sore thumb. And also maybe the look of complete disgust on the judge's face.

 

[Two Dollars]

Can't we get due process to kick in so we can get this shitshow over with. The guy has a criminal record, done all kinds of horrible things on the internet that anybody with a device and time is just a Google search away, raped his mother, committed illegal fraud and has a mental illness.

If our broken court system doesn't find this monster guilty and they keep holding off this case until the appropriate amount of time has passed so he can be free. I won't be surprised that's the burger world American justice system for you right there.

It’s about the journey, not the destination. Everyone with half of a half of a brain knows he’s guilty, I just want to see the shitshow itself. I also want to see how much his actions will be justified by mental illness; I’d assume that excuse can only get you so far.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It’s about the journey, not the destination. Everyone with half of a half of a brain knows he’s guilty, I just want to see the shitshow itself. I also want to see how much his actions will be justified by mental illness; I’d assume that excuse can only get you so far.

Yeah, the real show here is going to be Chris trying to find any kind of avenue of escape that lets him off the hook completely, since he won't accept even a little bit of responsibility. The Autism card can only hurt him now.

 

[my sweet pantsu]

I know I said free my nigga chris before but honestly I believe the true keks will be the meltdown we get when he gets sent back to jail.
so "Lock that nigga chris up"

 

[Shekelslovakia]

At this point, the appropriate amount of time would be the statutory maximum, which is 10 years (assuming an indictment on a class 5 felony). He will not be in remand that long, and the case will be disposed of long before that point.

10 years is long enough for me. I just want Justice to be served to him. He's been getting away with everything for too long and needs proper discipline to help get it through his dense thick melon.