Imagine you had to kill yourself

[エボラちゃん]

I meet my waifu IRL

 

[yeahweknow]

go back in time, invade my home and throw my infant self in a microwave

 

[Pervious]

Terminator going back in time to kill himself, I hope you put paradox resistant crumple zones in your time machine.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

The aim must be to make it to every "List of mysterious deaths" on the internet, therefore, you need to get creative.
Like making vague claims to feel uneasy but always being reluctant to go into detail, do some unusual stuff.
If possible, one should try to obtain something mildly radioactive (like a lab sample) to irradiate oneself before doing the deed (which should look like a bad attempt to make murder look like a suicide).

Or, you know, just hijack a plane and ram it into the Kaaba.

 

[Count groudon]

Dress up like spider man, get a really fucking long rope, climb to the top of a children's hospital, tie rope around neck and glue my hands to the rope above my head, jump off at the perfect angle to ensure I swing around wildly as much as possible.

If I'm gonna end it all, I'm at least gonna make a few kids happy.


Edit: now that I think of it, wrestling an extremely stronk and dangerous animal like a gorilla or a lion would be neat. If I lose and die, it's a pretty neat way to go and if I win the massive boost in self confidence I'd get from taking down one of natures greatest beasts would make me reconsider.

 

[sasazuka]

Or, you know, just hijack a plane and ram it into the Kaaba.

I suspect the Saudis would shoot down any errant plane that comes within 50 miles of the meteorite in a box.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Having sex so much that I get a heart attack and die.

 

[Pyromaniac]

Breaking into the white house naked and threatening to rape Trump.

You probably would live if you're white

 

[Black Waltz]

strap a nuke to my chest and blow up everything

 

[Teri-Teri]

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Get an M93R, an M249 with ALL the M855A1, and a fuck ton of ammo for the beowulf. Get a big list of furry dox. Start hunting. When the carnage reaches the inevitble conclusion, and my superior firepower wins out, I wana be the first guy in the U.S. they have to drone strike to bring down.

 

[Feraligatr]

Buy a deer fursuit and go out on public land during gun season.

 

[Jellyfish]

Lethal injection of pussy

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Soup a riding mower up. Like, really soup it up. Then keep accelerating until I reach escape velocity and spin off into space.

 

[Lurkette]

I have often thought being barreled over by large, fluffy, friendly dogs wouldnt be so bad

 

[160048]

Breaking into the white house naked and threatening to rape Trump.

and then rape him

 

[Pervious]

and then rape him

I hope yo bring some Viagra

 

[Curt Sibling]

Why merely imagine?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like the idea of getting a bomb implanted in my skull. Then get really angry over something really trivial, like my coffee order. Then, when they tell me to calm down, say, “Calm down? CALM DOWN?!” And at that very second, detonate the bomb.

 

[MorganaIsMyReligion]

1 ) Go to Pakistan.
1 ) Scream ` ` I'm gay! ` ` in public.
3 ) Wait for public beheading.