Imagine you had to kill yourself

[Konover]

Wait for a rocket launch at Cape Carnavel and attempt to throw myself into the engines as they fire.

 

[Monika H.]

 

[AZ 594]

Tell Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici I'm from kiwifarms and give him my address. Then just let whatever happens happen.

 

[Pervious]

Tell Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici I'm from kiwifarms and give him my address. Then just let whatever happens happen.

Or just doxx yourself on the farm directly and then drown in pizza and strippers.

 

[The Manglement]

Rig up an elaborate contraption combining a noose and a parachute. Skydive, pull rip-cord, neck is snapped, corpse carries down on a parachute. Ideally the corpse would land in an elementary school during recess.

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

First, I'd get a nice career as a wildlife ranger/professional hunter/field guide or something like that. Then simply get killed by something like a big cat, elephant, buffalo, etc. I get to go out a hero.

 

[The Crow]

I'd go to the most ghetto part of the most ghetto city, and scream nigger over a hundred times and let nature take it's course.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I kind of liked George Carlin's idea of showing up to a Klan rally wearing an ATF helmet and performing an ad-lib rap song about how all white men should surrender their women to superior Afrikan kings

George Carlin is a cuck faggot lol

 

[AnOminous]

Breaking into the white house naked and threatening to rape Trump.

>not actually raping Trump

 

[dookerbewitt]

I would use whatever money I got to push towards this cause to help incentivize a space race. Which company can build a rocket that would send me careening into the sun the fastest? The rush for funding would hopefully pave the way to a new golden age of space travel, and I die toasty warm knowing that future generations of humankind destroying one another on Mars and beyond is on my hands.

 

[HY 140]

i'd pry want euthanasia to be preformed

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Shotgun helmet.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I don't know how, but I would play over a remix/cover of "Komm Suesser Tod" from Neon Genesis Evangelion (shit show, but goddamn do they know how to make some good songs).

Especially if things are really going to shit.

Candidates:

 

[rookie]

I'd swallow a shitton of glitter bombs and detonate myself at a gay pride parade

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I'd first set up the coziest area, put on my favorite movie and start playing my favorite handheld game, while leaving the stove on to know that there's no turning back. Once the movie is going to end I'll swallow a large amount of sleeping pills and simply sleep may way to the depths of hell

 

[Applejack]

I'd go full dobbo and put a pump up my ass and inflate me, then pop myself with a tack.

 

[Joey Caruso]

There's only one way I could picture myself going about doing this:

 

[BeanBidan]

I imagine it everyday before I go to bed.

 

[LofaSofa]

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Carbon Monoxide. Even if I manage to foul it up, hopefully I'd be a vegetable so I wouldn't care. A shotgun might be okay but that split second of agony as you die scares me.