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How come we're the idiots when we supposedly uncovered something in a few months that eluded Sweet for 15 years?
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So... he got autistically enraged over Taco Salad simply because he's so fucking retarded that he probably didn't know how to make any food himself up until college, where he presumably learned how to dump seasoning on some microwaved hamburger and cold cheese on top of a batch of salad mix he got from Kroger's/Walmart, simply over a simple jab at mentioning food.
What a fucking moron.
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I wonder how long Sweet took to learn how to make taco salad? Maybe the "cloudcuckoolander minder" held his hand through the whole process, and Sweet's eyes glazed over while using the microwave Buck Rogers food synthesizer was being explained to him.
Sweet boasted back on the first page of this thread that he can cook (while claiming how he was better than CWC), although almost everything he said he was currently eating in the Belchblogs that I recall is simple and stereotypical college stuff that doesn't need much preparation (and is also another sign that Sweet really wants to go back to half-past 1997).
Sweet boasted back on the first page of this thread that he can cook (while claiming how he was better than CWC), although almost everything he said he was currently eating in the Belchblogs that I recall is simple and stereotypical college stuff that doesn't need much preparation (and is also another sign that Sweet really wants to go back to half-past 1997).
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Surprised it didn't take a team of dedicated tard wranglers to explain it, even though it's just throwing taco fillings on salad like a spastic and then eating it.
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Taco salad sounds unappealing. I'd rather just have a taco, preferably enjoyed while watching Sweet flail impotently at a world he can't begin to understand.
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I doubt Sweets cooks for himself. Everything he's posted is just simply microwave dishes (stealing Chris's Hungry Mans? Wait, what's the even poorer version of those?) or shit you just throw in a bowl.
The only real food he eats is when his mother, after a long day at work, has the energy to cook.
Jon has a college degree, but shits himself and does nothing all day long. Chris has a more successful career. Chris! Even Phil has asspatters! Jonny couldn't even get those, they burned their forums down rather than continue to harbor him.
The only real food he eats is when his mother, after a long day at work, has the energy to cook.
Jon has a college degree, but shits himself and does nothing all day long. Chris has a more successful career. Chris! Even Phil has asspatters! Jonny couldn't even get those, they burned their forums down rather than continue to harbor him.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
Something that kind of got lost in the recent torrent of Sweetrage: Sweet still legit believes that the progressives only allow certain channels to be shown on DTV Obamacable. Not, you know, poor reception and DTV not working the same as analog.
At this point, I think that Sweet's perception of reality may also be worse off than CWC's.
And speaking of stuff getting lost, I see the meaning of Matthew 6:15 is still apparently lost on Sweet.
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Sorry for the late reply. Had a busy day today and it's not over yet. I'm an ADHD sperg so if I'm not careful, I'll end up being as productive as Sweet.
Yes, even before you guys came along, I felt Sweet got way too inappropriate with the AJM ladies many times. The thing is, they didn't care. I wasn't going to grill him if they were cool with him creeping on them. Hell, one of female members used to troll him by being flirty with him and Sweet being the autistic virgin that he is, loved every minute of it. To him, it was serious, but to her, she was just messing around with some weird old guy. The man is one of the thirstiest motherfuckers I've ever met and the hilarious part is he doesn't realize it as usual. He's so desperate for female attention.
Believe it or not though, the AJM ladies did get uncomfortable with him at times. AJM confirmed this a few years back when he offhandedly mentioned receiving PMs from female members complaining about "guys" making them uncomfortable. Now AJM, being the clean-cut guy that he is, refused to divulge names, but since I'm not an exceptional individual, I knew immediately the PMs were about Sweet Bro.
Also I remember earlier in this thread, @Treenbeen mentioned how Sweet Bro would comment on her Youtube channel when she used to upload singing videos. I think she said that Belch would post dumb shit like "*Excessive nosebleed*" on her videos. I got to give Treenbeen and the other AJM girls props for being able to put up his creepiness with endless patience. Most girls would of either gone off on him or feel genuinely threatened and leave the forum. I don't know if Sweet harassed the girls over PM, but I bet good money that he did. If Treenbeen is willing, she can confirm this.
Hey all.. sorry long time no see/talk and mega delay in responding to this, but yes. He would at times get very creepy, and yes post things like "excessive nosebleed" on my youtube videos and such. And yes, he was reported to the AJM mods. By me. Multiple times. And here we are.
Sorry I don't have a whole lot else to contribute right now. I still read this thread, and I still keep up on things, life's just been kicking my butt lately and i haven't had as much internet time. Glad to see you are all well.
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
Good to hear from you Comrade @Treenbeen, keep up the good fight!
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- 17 de Dic, 2014
Couldn't have said it better myself. I never meant to "start a war" between the forums, but you guys opened your arms to me and treated my far kinder than the AJMers in the end. I tried so hard to make peace with them, offering to leave the site, to let them ban me, ect. etc. just to bring peace, but I was.. not treated very nicely. I don't hold any hard feelings, and I do hope the members there are still in contact, but you guys are a good group and it was awesome to have you there during all that fallout when everyone else didn't want to hear what I had to say or wanted to blame me for the problems that were happening. Thanks guys.
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Great. Now I got that silly song stuck in my head.
Seriously though, has anything changed with AJM? Is it just open to approved members, or is it pretty much dead now?
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The site is no longer up at all. To the best of my knowledge, some folks are still in touch, though.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
Wow. I still find it amazing that they'd rather do that then just ban Sweet for his antagonistic and creepy behavior. Sweet managed to get a site taken down without hacking. And it wasn't even a site he wanted taken down.
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What I'm more baffled by is that in his head him not seeing certain commercials= them never happening. Sure they appear in the news because people lose their shit about them all the time but it didn't appear on his 2 channels so fuck it. I'm not surprised because the "I didn't see it so it didn't happen" mentality fits him perfectly but I can't help but be confused how a grown ass man thinks it's legit.
Also his defense of the taco salad. I mean we all realize it's kind of stupid and my #WhiteNonsense is said partially in jest but god damn does he care hard about that shit.
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
Wait. So he's an impassioned defender of a taco salad he ate almost 20 years ago? Is that what's going on here?
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- 11 de Mar, 2015
Knowing Sweet, what became of that taco salad is probably in a jar on his windowsil
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
What 2 channels does Sweet receive anyway?
I also mentioned it over in the CIS forum, but Sweet may also fail the Sally-Anne test (mentioned at 6:55 in the video) if no one told him the answer beforehand.
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Apologies if this has been posted but under a HILARIOUS misspelling in a Black Friday ad he went on a diatribe about Black Friday. Sweets talks about family and reveals his creepy ass buying habits. Enjoy.
112615-- Amusing misprint on Black Friday memo I found this on a display of DVD's at a local Black Friday sale. Note the second-to-last line. Hm-- 18,000 years, huh? Well, perhaps by then that copy of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay (part 1) will be marked down from an orange tag to a blue tag, and I can save five or six bucks.
So each year after the big Thanksgiving feast, a load of turkey in my belly and a song in my heart, I hit the stores each year with Mom, my brother, and his baby mama, and we load up on hundreds of dollars' worth of electronics, kitchen aids, clothes, and just lately with our new addition, baby supplies. We have it down to an absolute science, almost a military operation. We decide what we're going to get beforehand, and everybody is then assigned a station. We spread out, assume our post, and jealously guard that item with our lives. When they announce over the speakers that it's six o'clock, we start grabbing and loading up our carts with a fervor. We work in shifts so someone will always be available to relieve whosoever is watching our purchases so they can leap into the fray and grab their fill. We four then meet at the central hub with our booty in tow. I always come away with twenty or thirty dollars' worth of movies-- I tend to lean Pixar-heavy, as well as superheroes and anything with Adam Sandler or a Disney Channel cutie before she turned 19 and her morals went straight out the window.
My brother's gal did wonder aloud on the drive back home, after six long hours and everyone in our party footsore, backs twisted and aching, cranky, and squeaking out hot toxic turkey gas, what insidious person came up with this whole thing to separate folks from their hard-earned dollars. So we looked it up. Supposedly it's an accounting term (i.e. to be "in the black", or to have your ledgers fat and flush with profit) although it's also suggested some anonymous policeman came up with the term over fifty years ago, and not one of endearment, exactly, which is why merchants insisted on pushing the kinder, gentler, profit margin angle. Of course, Mayberry shoppers were more likely to expect to see a busted fender in a road accident than a cracked skull or getting their asses stabbed each year fighting over the last Monster High doll.* Either folks weren't as nutty back then, or they were, but we didn't hear about it.
Remember those freaks and creepazoids I mentioned before? They come out full force on this day looking for bargains. Do you know how many people get whacked on Black Friday every year? I'll never forget, a couple years back, those two ladies who flipped their shit at one of these things and went running down the aisle with a cartful of dish towels, laughing merrily. I was inspired, in fact, to write the story "The Old Man and the C-Notes" (Nov 2013) after witnessing this display of lunacy. I gotta ask, what the hell does someone do with four dozen towels? Although, my mom saw some identical-print towels two weeks later at a secondhand shop up in Paragould. She suspects these gals were buying them for pennies on the dollar here and then trying to resell them to suckers for three bucks. Pretty shrewd, I gotta admit.
So each year after the big Thanksgiving feast, a load of turkey in my belly and a song in my heart, I hit the stores each year with Mom, my brother, and his baby mama, and we load up on hundreds of dollars' worth of electronics, kitchen aids, clothes, and just lately with our new addition, baby supplies. We have it down to an absolute science, almost a military operation. We decide what we're going to get beforehand, and everybody is then assigned a station. We spread out, assume our post, and jealously guard that item with our lives. When they announce over the speakers that it's six o'clock, we start grabbing and loading up our carts with a fervor. We work in shifts so someone will always be available to relieve whosoever is watching our purchases so they can leap into the fray and grab their fill. We four then meet at the central hub with our booty in tow. I always come away with twenty or thirty dollars' worth of movies-- I tend to lean Pixar-heavy, as well as superheroes and anything with Adam Sandler or a Disney Channel cutie before she turned 19 and her morals went straight out the window.
My brother's gal did wonder aloud on the drive back home, after six long hours and everyone in our party footsore, backs twisted and aching, cranky, and squeaking out hot toxic turkey gas, what insidious person came up with this whole thing to separate folks from their hard-earned dollars. So we looked it up. Supposedly it's an accounting term (i.e. to be "in the black", or to have your ledgers fat and flush with profit) although it's also suggested some anonymous policeman came up with the term over fifty years ago, and not one of endearment, exactly, which is why merchants insisted on pushing the kinder, gentler, profit margin angle. Of course, Mayberry shoppers were more likely to expect to see a busted fender in a road accident than a cracked skull or getting their asses stabbed each year fighting over the last Monster High doll.* Either folks weren't as nutty back then, or they were, but we didn't hear about it.
Remember those freaks and creepazoids I mentioned before? They come out full force on this day looking for bargains. Do you know how many people get whacked on Black Friday every year? I'll never forget, a couple years back, those two ladies who flipped their shit at one of these things and went running down the aisle with a cartful of dish towels, laughing merrily. I was inspired, in fact, to write the story "The Old Man and the C-Notes" (Nov 2013) after witnessing this display of lunacy. I gotta ask, what the hell does someone do with four dozen towels? Although, my mom saw some identical-print towels two weeks later at a secondhand shop up in Paragould. She suspects these gals were buying them for pennies on the dollar here and then trying to resell them to suckers for three bucks. Pretty shrewd, I gotta admit.
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Well, when I went on his dA page, this is what his random favorites turned up for me...
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A bit of that was posted already, but thanks for sharing more of it. I've noticed that Sweet also really likes to go off on tangents. And what kind of person would be a "freak" or "creepazoid" according to Sweet?
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