Ice Cream Cake

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I have a personal vendetta against ice cream cakes. You have to wait a century for them to thaw to be able to cut through them, but when it's actually soft enough it's borderline melting, and then you're essentially eating ice cream soup with soggy cake.

One of my least favorite desserts, lol. I would much rather have a scoop of ice cream with a separate slice of cake, or on top of a warm brownie, or on top of a pie or something.

Now that I'm done being a buzzkilling asshole, good luck with the baking, and enjoy it! I know I'm in the minority when it comes to ice cream cake. Haha.
 
For birthdays, we usually went to the supermarket and got one of these.
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I don't have any recipes on me, but if you're looking to experiment, try combining matcha and chocolate of some kind (white chocolate chips?). But you can't go wrong with java chip, or combining coffee and chocolate ice cream.
 
I’m going to be real with you. All of that looks like extremely processed goyslop and the coola lime looks like dish soap.
Whenever I walk past processed snack cakes, chips, and cookies in the grocery store, I get physically ill
Yes yes, we're all really happy that your mother served kale and quinoa smoothies, and cobwebs and sadness salad at your birthday parties as a kid.
But if you ever wondered why you have no friends, I think I have the answer.
Nigga Fabuloso is some Puerto Rican bodega shit it's not Murican'.
That is a picture taken in an American Walmart.
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For birthdays, we usually went to the supermarket and got one of these.
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Oh my Lord in Heaven, what an angelic creation. I have never seen such a thing at any of my grocery stores. 😢
I don't have any recipes on me, but if you're looking to experiment, try combining matcha and chocolate of some kind (white chocolate chips?). But you can't go wrong with java chip, or combining coffee and chocolate ice cream.
Ooh matcha is tasty. Never considered putting it into an ice cream cake.

I love a chocolate and espresso mixed together. I’m gonna see if there’s an ice cream with this flavor profile.
 
Oh my Lord in Heaven, what an angelic creation. I have never seen such a thing at any of my grocery stores. 😢

Ooh matcha is tasty. Never considered putting it into an ice cream cake.

I love a chocolate and espresso mixed together. I’m gonna see if there’s an ice cream with this flavor profile.
Friendly's is confined to the East Coast. Carvel is more spread out, albeit thinly, so you might find it when traveling. I looked around for a second and saw that matcha is often paired with coconut, vanilla, or red bean. Although a lot of matcha recipes are vegan, I found a chiffon/ice cream cake combination you might like. That said, Haagen-Dazs has matcha and plenty of coffee + chocolate flavors, though I don't know if they'd sell both kinds where you live. The matcha flavor may be too delicate for an ice cream cake unless you're willing to keep it simple.
 
None of you cunts have lived until you've eaten one of these bad boys:
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This magnificent frozen gateau was the pièce de résistance for a successful birthday party.

As you can see, this was recorded in ancient Australian parchment dictating the rules of our childhood feasts:
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I would just like to add in closing:
Eat a bag of dicks @Dyn.
Fairy bread rules!
What's with the bottle of weed killer in the bottom right?

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Anyway, this was the jam as a kid, or if you were rich you got this one:
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I haven’t had ice cream cake in a long while but back in my day we usually got a cake from Baskin-Robbins.

Damn it, now I want a slice of ice cream cake…
For birthdays, we usually went to the supermarket and got one of these.
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I don't have any recipes on me, but if you're looking to experiment, try combining matcha and chocolate of some kind (white chocolate chips?). But you can't go wrong with java chip, or combining coffee and chocolate ice cream.
I’ve seen these kinds of ice cream cakes before, they’re okay but it’s best to avoid those single-serve cups you find in the frozen deli section due to them almost always having been defrosted and refrozen.
 
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