Ice Cream Cake

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

No I 100% remember dixie drumsticks before they got discontinued and they were the best ones. Savoury are the worst ones tho we can agree on that.

No cuz, Dixie Drumsticks weren't SHAPES

They were made by "In a Biskit" - this wasn't a rating of "generic savoury crackers"! It was an ARNOTTS SHAPES tier list.

It's dutch fairy bread except it's chocolate sprinkles only and they eat it for breakfast because they're subhuman animals.

@Caligura
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
You disgust me.

MODS - BAN THIS SICK FILTH

 

[Dyn]

They were made by "In a Biskit" - this wasn't a rating of "generic savoury crackers"! It was an ARNOTTS SHAPES tier list.

They were still the best shapes fuck Arnotts.

@Caligura
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
You disgust me.

MODS - BAN THIS SICK FILTH

For all @Lidl Drip gives you shit about eating fairy bread she is probably eating a big slice of Hagelsalad right now like a fucking animal who is literally no better than you.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

They were still the best shapes fuck Arnotts.

I'd expect that kind of malarkey from a chicken twistie enjoyer.

"Fuck Arnotts" - what bikkies are we supposed to have with our cuppa then, huh?

Next you're going to tell me that Oreos are superior to Tim Tams like the vile backwards homunculus that you are.

 

[Dyn]

"Fuck Arnotts" - what bikkies are we supposed to have with our cuppa then, huh?

Next you're going to tell me that Oreos are superior to Tim Tams like the vile backwards homunculus that you are.

No I would never speak heresy against Tim Tams I just question the infinite wisdom of Arnotts in bringing out so many alternative Tim Tams flavours that literally nobody wants or likes all it does is cause conflict and turmoil when we see people eating non-original Tim Tams and find ourselves obligated to murder them on the spot.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

No I would never speak heresy against Tim Tams I just question the infinite wisdom of Arnotts in bringing out so many alternative Tim Tams flavours that literally nobody wants or likes all it does is cause conflict and turmoil when we see people eating non-original Tim Tams and find ourselves obligated to murder them on the spot.

You need to get your priorities in order.

The most egregious fuckery that Arnotts committed was less Tim Tams per sleeve.

Also, they made all the biscuits shittier!
Have you seen what they did to the Iced Vovo?
Fucking criminal.

We need to address that before we start fighting about Red Velvet flavoured Tim Tams.

Not even our Milk Arrowroots are safe right now.

 

[Dyn]

We need to address that before we start fighting about Red Velvet flavoured Tim Tams.

No fuck that red velvet enjoyers need to be put to the sword before they pollute this world any longer with their insufferable existence.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

No fuck that red velvet enjoyers need to be put to the sword before they pollute this world any longer with their insufferable existence

You short sighted clown.

You're fighting a fools battle and will perish under the weight of the nations idiotic novelty consumerism.

Remember when they brought Yowies back and people paid $4 for them?
That's what you're up against.

 

[Dyn]

You're fighting a fools battle and will perish under the weight of the nations idiotic novelty consumerism.

Witness me.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Witness me.

 

[MrTroll]

Homemade ice cream cakes are crap. Go buy a real one from Dairy Queen.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

As you can see, this was recorded in ancient Australian parchment dictating the rules of our childhood feasts:

Y’all drank dish soap?

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Y’all drank dish soap?
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That is cordial.
The handle is so that you can pour it into a glass for a tasty refreshing treat.

Why the fuck do Americans put their poisonous caustic substances into a container that makes it look like fruit drink?

Is this a "survival of the fittest" test to keep your population down?

I call thit Exhibit A:

 

[Lidl Drip]

For all @Lidl Drip gives you shit about eating fairy bread she is probably eating a big slice of Hagelsalad right now like a fucking animal who is literally no better than you.

I have never eaten this, I am vaguely aware of it but my parents raised me to eat real food, they never even bought Nutella. It at least makes more sense than candy sprinkles cause chocolate sprinkles are much softer.

When I want to eat something sweet I bake it myself, I made a peach-ricotta tart with honey last week because I was given a whole bag of fresh peaches and a 3kg of ricotta. It was very good. (I still have a lot of ricotta idk what to do with it next)

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

When I want to eat something sweet I bake it myself, I made a peach-ricotta tart with honey last week because I was given a whole bag of fresh peaches and a 3kg of ricotta. It was very good.

Damn…now that sounds positively immaculate.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

None of you cunts have lived until you've eaten one of these bad boys:
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This magnificent frozen gateau was the pièce de résistance for a successful birthday party.

As you can see, this was recorded in ancient Australian parchment dictating the rules of our childhood feasts:
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I would just like to add in closing:
Eat a bag of dicks @Dyn.
Fairy bread rules!

I’m going to be real with you. All of that looks like extremely processed goyslop and the coola lime looks like dish soap.

Whenever I walk past processed snack cakes, chips, and cookies in the grocery store, I get physically ill.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

https://ourzestylife.com/buster-bar-ice-cream-cake/

I have made this kind of cake before, and I think it is better than DQ trash. If you do just be careful of when adding the chocolate layer upon the ice cream layer. Do Not add the fudge sauce to the ice cream when completely frozen and cool sauce first. If you don't you will get a weird volcano effect and uneven layering. Hope this helps.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Whenever we buy ice cream in the supermarket, we always pick our homegrown Coaticook brand, made in the city of... uh, Coaticook.

https://laiteriedecoaticook.com/

They got their own factory, they use real cow juice, and it's one of the best damn "old-fashioned" ice cream in the whole country. Even better when served on location.
I'm a sucker for everything chocolate, but their choco-coffee one... DAMN is it good!

Spoiler: Most of the available flavors (TW: FR*G SPEAK)

Just want to mention that ice milk and even ice yogurt is way underrated.

EDIT: just realised it's the ice cream cake thread and not the ice cream enjoyer thread. Still, no regerts shilling this to you!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That is cordial.
The handle is so that you can pour it into a glass for a tasty refreshing treat.

Why the fuck do Americans put their poisonous caustic substances into a container that makes it look like fruit drink?

Is this a "survival of the fittest" test to keep your population down?

I call thit Exhibit A:
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Nigga Fabuloso is some Puerto Rican bodega shit it's not Murican'.

 

[Cats]

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I miss Cheeto's PAWS

 

[Jaded Optimist]

It's dutch fairy bread except it's chocolate sprinkles only and they eat it for breakfast because they're subhuman animals.

It's not just chocolate

And not just breakfast, sometimes also to celebrate a birth for some reason.