How would you kill the above poster?

[GS 281]

Stuff you in the same oven all other weebs belong in

 

[getoffmylawn]

Send an AIDS tainted dick girl to your bedroom.

 

[Motherboard]

Pour bleach on your lawn, thus destroying your life force.

 

[GS 281]

Prepare pulpo à la feria

 

[GolgoXIII]

Eat 99 tacos filled with fried beans then hold a lighter to my arse as I break the main gas lead to your house.

 

[Pina Colada]

Headbutt you with a pointy crown, leaving you to hemorrhage to death.

 

[Motherboard]

Strangulation via tentacles. Hopefully you aren't into that.

 

[DZ 305]

Have the last 9 posters beat you to death

 

[Curt Sibling]

Unleash a horde of ghouls to rip and tear you!

 

[GolgoXIII]

Give you a bad batch of LSD then lead you into a pet store

 

[Coldgrip]

Crushed with a gigantic penis statue.

 

[Motherboard]

Pneumonia.

 

[女鬼]

Scare you to death.

 

[GS 281]

All you need to do is threaten to invade. The French will kill themselves.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Break out the weed killer.

 

[chimpburgers]

Making you drink tons of mouthwash

 

[Motherboard]

Make an OP so awful that you cringe hard enough to snap your own neck.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Send a rabid conger eel up the toilet bowl.

 

[女鬼]

Killed by a mob of angry bronies whose jimmies he rustled one too many times.

 

[Tismo]

I'd bully him until he kills himself tbh