How would you kill the above poster?

[Motherboard]

 

[GolgoXIII]

Force you to listen to Nicholas Cage singing Spice Girls greatest hits album.

 

[polka-dotted]

At night...debate it because of your avatar...

However I kill you at night, by your kitchen sink, with a spoon.

 

[Pocoyo]

I'd drop a pot of boiling water on your head from a high up building.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Tell a bunch of teenage girls online Nick Jonas was at your house. Good luck surviving the wave.

 

[Motherboard]

Tells tumblr that you hate everyone but cishets. Chaos ensues.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Farts in the elevator you're in after eating 99 cent tacos.

 

[Motherboard]

Cancels the Deadpool movie.

 

[YI 457]

Tasty.

 

[Motherboard]

Personally I'd prefer to live up to my name.

Makes sure your coke is switched out with pixie stix. Yer in trouble now, mate.

 

[YI 457]

You can insult me, but don't insulte my coke.

Btw, here, try it and then od.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Replaces your coke with gun powder.

 

[Somar]

Cancel every Deadpool comic book.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Cancels your animoo or mango..vidya? Idfk

 

[Motherboard]

Making you OD on viagra. You die with a raging boner.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Force you to eat whole live octopi that were only stunned, so they wake up halfway down..

 

[YI 457]

I'll eat you with a spoon. Like I eat the other type of kiwis every day.

 

[Pocoyo]

Serve you Fugu.

 

[Motherboard]

Replace your brain with a cantaloupe.

 

[Lasoona]

Spoiler: welp

I saw you posted and came to put this here and I was kind of beaten to it but I posted anyway lololol