How would you kill the above poster?

[meatslab]

Nailing you to the floor and letting cats eat your face.

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

Turning the hot water heater too high in the middle of your shower.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Feeding your dog chili then lighting a match.

 

[Motherboard]

Tickled to death.

*rates self deviant*

 

[GolgoXIII]

Clogs your toilet after Chimichunga Thursday. The smell would choke Galatacus.

 

[Motherboard]

1000 slim jims up the ass.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Stop reading my fetlife damn it!

Netflix and Chill. I distract you with netflix while leaving the windows, door and all forms of warmth cut off.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Purchase the services of Duke Togo to remove you.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Staple bacon to you then unleash a swarm of angry and hungry abos.

 

[Somar]

go back in time and kill your creator before he creates you.

 

[Motherboard]

By canceling your favorite anime.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Giving your cat a taste of human blood. There's no stopping it after that!

 

[Admiral Piett]

Commits Seppuku when the Deadpool movie ends up shittier than the Star Wars prequels.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Commits seppuku when Chris denies your invite to his sleep over.

 

[Motherboard]

Signs you up for a Suicide Forest trip.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Depression sets in that im gonna actually gonna enjoy the vacation so you jump from the 6th floor of your apartment.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Chris face sits you with Dirty Crapped Panties, smothering you with her un-clit.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Calls Mike Tyson a 'Sissy'

 

[Pikonic]

IN THE FACE! INNN THEEEE FAAACCEEE!

 

[GolgoXIII]

Boot to the head!