How would you kill the above poster?

[cumrobbery]

Sniped with a laser

 

[Rat Speaker]

Drown in a cum bucket

 

[ActualKiwi]

Direct a super-compressed actual star into his/her/its shining "cuntress" or other available orifice while forcing them to watch jordessica porn, thereby vaporising them from the inside out

 

[Pina Colada]

@Rat Speaker- Showing you what a real "marshmallow heaven" looks like via breasts.

@ActualKiwi- Duck (or kiwi, rather) Hunt spree, complete with the laughing dog.

EDIT: Sorry, computer derped on my end.

 

[Shokew]

Smash you up with a common metal stick till you're unconsious...
Then blow the place up with C4, dealing with any witnesses as well.

 

[Adamska]

Clown Attack. I would record their screams too.

 

[Somar]

make you eat countless puffed up puffer fish.

 

[Pina Colada]

Have you OD on antidepressants to keep you from getting worried.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Force feeding you a pokeball and lodging it in your throat.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Starting a flame war in the Kingdom Hearts section of GameFaqs then posts your address.

 

[Lipitor]

Since he's immortal, I'd have to appeal to Thanos to lift the curse of immortality on him. And then after that it'd still be difficult to kill him with that health regen ability. I think I'd have to completely vaporize him to get it done, not leaving one cell behind.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Bury you up to your neck in front of a village, tell the villagers you are a thief, so they end up stoning you to death and lighting your head on fire.

 

[GolgoXIII]

I'd sing "Hit Me Baby, One More Time." til you blow your own head off.

 

[Pina Colada]

Fulfill your fantasy of becoming a real-life Mr. Fantastic by stretching you out on a rack, and then having you pulled apart by 4 horses.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Poking you to death with.... i dunno, like, a knife.




(shit, that's basically stabbing and isn't inventive at all ......)

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Motherboard]

By making you sit through replay after replay of every terrible thing you've done and deeply regret until you go mad, kill me for making you sit through such awful memories, then kill yourself to forget for good.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Tearing out your anus and sucking your innards out with a vacuum cleaner. I will then wear your puckered ring as a trophy, and apart of my man bun.

 

[Bugaboo]

Inviting you to my house when it's literally frozen in a block of ice and jot letting you touch the thermostat

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

Foreverial Tiedup Delitization