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I won't weigh in too much on Obsession, but in regard to the position being taken by some people on it, including people who constantly harp on about "media literacy" that "ugh, he stripped away her autonomy, this guy is the real villain" - well as someone put it these people would read W.W. Jacobs' "The Monkey’s Paw" and think the parents deliberately chose to turn their son into a zombie.
yes, personally i really like obsession, but this part in particular being pushed and kind of supported by the cast/director just seems some combo of retarded or honestly (horror)bly wrong execution. obsessions main trump cards are; inde navarrette, who went from bluntly acting in varying levels of shit to pulling off a james mcavoy in split-esque carry performance, the makeup team who had very skillfull techniques of doing shit like painting fake eyes on inde's eyelids so it gave the appearance of eyes still but no shine in the dark for some of the real freaky shadow work etc (some of them may have been entitled but honestly they were fucked over in terms of contribution to reward/acknowledgement), and the sound team with the ost, sound effects and editing, sound design etc. inde, makeup and sound carried real hard.

i think bear/michael johnston was really fucked over though. him and his acting are actually really good, it's very reminiscent of de niro in taxi driver, especially the early parts, the lonely, depressed, undiagnosed mental issues, the general attitude, the look of like "just got through with a panic attack". but the character/script with him is shitty. and they started really well with him as the protag; the scenes right before the wish they took a lot of takes of nikki being into him and not, and spliced them, so you couldn't really tell like he couldn't. similar technique to what they did in american psycho with dafoe and bale. so from that point he's not supposed to be a whimpering retard or evil by neglect, it's supposed to be "damn, i dunno wtf she's thinking either or if you should shoot your shot or not, she might laugh at you or some shit" to identify with the mc.

then there's the "obsession" wish which is the central fuckup. they make him schrodinger's retard in reaction to it, he clearly is shown even confronting it head on at a point with "ok but do you actually like me", but then at others is magically ignorant to her being put more in temp control during sex and becoming like a starfished rape victim instead just plapping like everything's normal, her telling him to kill her and how he hasn't actually been with her, her moments of separation from the "entity" etc. and then he's also like a retarded tier cuck/almost completely unrealistic action wise. the catsandwich event is major enough, but then there's sarah. instead of having the nikki "does she actually like me or not", her fucking ian behind his back "no feelings bro" and ian being a general retard, there was a girl that he was made aware of liked him, then directly told him she liked him, then was ended in a very specifically brutal way and later violated and ""cat sandwiched"" as well, and he sees she had achieved her dream education, potentially a dream life, breaks down, and then that nigger does nothing?

he acts like de niro in taxi driver but there's never the breaking point/change or the full on putting his life up to attempt to rescue someone or make things right, at least to himself. there's so many head canons that are never touched; what if he actually directly confronted the entity, maybe in raw anger or possibly trying to talk it down, to separate from nikki (prior to her "possession" she screams at something, so it hints at it being it's own thing, the creator says it's not demonic ((the weird helpline call dark humor shit should have been cut then and was a mistake)) so it's likely more of a faerie chaotic neutral-ish/mischievous thing, and temp separation is possible and shown, so maybe doing a gambit of getting it to separate from nikki without directly killing her to be with him directly and as itself, maybe making it empathize with the entity and nikki both being forced to love him instead of having free will. saving her and potentially fucking himself instead. so instead of scenes like her begging to kill him, instead of "uwu being with me isn't better than dyin??"" retard villain-esque shit, it's him not wanting her/anyone else to die, taking accountability for his wish fuckup. there's also a lot of potential ends that wouldn't explicitly be better but could have had more emotional fulfillment, like the more classical wish end of at the end, he snaps back to right before the wish or before they leave the bars, still remembers what happens and starts crying or some shit, then at the house it cuts at him telling her he does like her or some shit, with no wish. so the events still happened to him, and he at least chose not to be "villainous" and willing to risk possible rejection instead of just "and then everyone died, life sucks, everyone sucks" shit.
 
my wife and I went to a really cool horror shop on Colonial "Atomic Horror"
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one corner is done up as a Crystal Lake backdrop with a life-size Jason you can take your picture with, overlooking it is Basket Case and a Critters
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the screen is solid white unless you put the glasses on
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a Ghoulie, some Substance things, and I think a Hobgoblin
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Can of zombie
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some Stuff
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Talk To Me Hand
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tons of other stuff, like a repilca of the Evil Dead tape machine that spins and plays the audio of the guy
really cool
 
I won't weigh in too much on Obsession, but in regard to the position being taken by some people on it, including people who constantly harp on about "media literacy" that "ugh, he stripped away her autonomy, this guy is the real villain" - well as someone put it these people would read W.W. Jacobs' "The Monkey’s Paw" and think the parents deliberately chose to turn their son into a zombie.
Obsession is just a cute Latina yandere gf film. End of discussion
 
So I watched Citizen Vigilante, Uwe Boll’s latest exploitation movie starring Armie Hammer about an American who goes around killing illegal immigrants in Europe as revenge for crime and illegal immigration and, uh, it’s Uwe Boll’s best movie, I guess.

It’s basically The House That Jack Built with hints of Man Eats Dog but directed by Uwe Boll.

It’s…. Uwe Boll out of 10. I can’t give it a number. Based on the description alone, you’re gonna watch it or not, and it’s going to be everything you’re expecting it to be, and it’s just… life, man.
 
I ended up rewatching Man Bites Dog as a result of me mentioning it earlier and... fuck, what an incredible movie. Probably hadn't rewatched it in a decade at this point. Used to own the Criterion edition. Probably still do in a box somewhere.

It's so rare that you have a movie that makes a protagonist feel completely internally consistent, yet absofuckinglutely unpredictable to the point where you just don't know what the fuck he's going to do next, but also sometimes lulls you into forgetting that he's that unpredictable.

Rating: 15/10

Probably gonna rewatch The House That Jack Built tonight.
 
He never died is now one of my favorite movies ever.

I'll put it simply. When his estranged daughter suddenly enters his world and trouble with dangerous criminals comes knocking, Jack is reluctantly pulled out of his carefully maintained routine and forced to confront his violent past and the outside world.

Movie stars Henry Rollins who's a national treasure and Steven Ogg, Trevor from GTA.

Jack (Henry Rollins' character) is the standout: a compelling, layered, flawed protagonist who's not a hero. He's a detached, sociopathic, almost inhuman immortal. His dry, awkward interactions, deadpan humor, and impulsive/selfish behavior make him incredibly hilarious inadvertently, like a just barely sentient down syndrome man.

Two thumbs up, Adam West says check it out.
 
He Never Dies is fun
that's one of the Guinea Pig movies, iirc the legend goes after they got a lot of shit about concerns they maybe really were killing people for the first couple they made the next one about a guy who's miserable in life and tries to carry out the traditional Japanese pastime, but.... HE NEVER DIES
it's a funny little goresplat romp you'd expect from a Raimi or an OG Jackson
 
He Never Dies is fun
that's one of the Guinea Pig movies, iirc the legend goes after they got a lot of shit about concerns they maybe really were killing people for the first couple they made the next one about a guy who's miserable in life and tries to carry out the traditional Japanese pastime, but.... HE NEVER DIES
it's a funny little goresplat romp you'd expect from a Raimi or an OG Jackson
I thought he was supposed to be Cain or something like that
 
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