Good things about Chris

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He has very rare moments of intentional comedy that actually work. The Hans Asperger Skit, calling the fridge Resident Evil because "It's called Biohazard in Japan," and a few of the jokes in the Sonichu comics are genuinely hilarious. I guess a broken clock can be right twice a decade after all...
 
chaotic_socket dijo:
He has very rare moments of intentional comedy that actually work. The Hans Asperger Skit, calling the fridge Resident Evil because "It's called Biohazard in Japan," and a few of the jokes in the Sonichu comics are genuinely hilarious. I guess a broken clock can be right twice a decade after all...
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Issue 8, 9, 19 are ironically funny. Like murdering all the 4chan trolls, and butchering the Asperpedia 4. When he tries to be serious he's funny.
 
chaotic_socket dijo:
He has very rare moments of intentional comedy that actually work. The Hans Asperger Skit, calling the fridge Resident Evil because "It's called Biohazard in Japan," and a few of the jokes in the Sonichu comics are genuinely hilarious. I guess a broken clock can be right twice a decade after all...
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Can you not triple post, ffs... lurk more.
 
He died on the cross our our sins, so that we may be forgiven by Him, and allowed into the holy place above to bask in His infinite love and glory.
 
He served as a cautionary tale to millions of people who have the potential to become like him.

He served as a personification of all of generation X's, Y's, and Z's excesses and other bad traits.

The ultimate anti-role model.
 
good things about Chris Chan: now that he is in jail… He does not, I would assume, have access to the Internet or an ability to record video… Therefore we are spared any more horrible singing or looking at him farting on a cake or giving birth to and breast-feeding a toy animal as it screams I love you
 
A couple of weeks ago when I started watching that big long documentary on YouTube, my autistic son put down his Pokémon cards long enough to remark that Chris Chan is an absolute embarrassment for autistic people and that he (my son) would never act like that in 1 million billion years… And he went on to add he does not understand why anybody would want to act like that…
 
Benfoldsfan77 dijo:
A couple of weeks ago when I started watching that big long documentary on YouTube, my autistic son put down his Pokémon cards long enough to remark that Chris Chan is an absolute embarrassment for autistic people and that he (my son) would never act like that in 1 million billion years… And he went on to add he does not understand why anybody would want to act like that…
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...And his name? *looks up legendarily across to you* ... harrumph, his name... was Albert Einstein... *cheers and applauds, your highschool bully now respects you and The President awards you a Medal of Conduct*
 
Once upon a time in a past economic downturn, my dad got laid off from his regular job and turned to tard wrangling to make ends’ meet. I think they called the position “psychiatric aide.”

Well, his particular retard had a quirk where seeing its own reflection would drive it into a rage. And the time came where my dad was wrangling it down the street, and it saw its reflection in a storefront window by some trick of lighting. Attempting to restrain the tard before it could smash the window, my dad bruised it and was investigated for tard abuse. He was cleared, but it was enough.

Anyways, I’ve always been fascinated by this niche of the Chris fandom that exists just to A-log. They can’t sit back and just laugh at it all.. it’s like what keeps them coming back is using Chris as an excuse to rage. Like A Log himself.

And I think I figured it out.

Chris is a mirror to some people, and all the rage and hateful behavior is like an attempt to distance themselves from the part of themselves they see in him.

So, if you’re like that, and you can’t even think of a single redeeming thing about Chris… it’s probably because you’re a retard.
 
When I first started learning how to drive, I was more nervous than most, which negatively impacted my driving, which in turn made me even more nervous. It was a vicious circle of sorts.
Then, I had an epiphany: Chris can drive as well, and to this day he's never hit anyone or anything (by accident, that is). If someone who believes himself to be a woman, a CPU goddess, an electric hedgehog pokemon and Jesus Christ all at the same time can manage to keep his shitbox on the road without making Le Mans '55 look like a fucking joke, then I shouldn't have any problems with it.
And indeed, I got my license without breaking a sweat a few weeks later.
Thank you Chris.
 
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