Good things about Chris

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No, wait, ETA: He'd probably produce enough gooey Chandler chocolate to cover the entire area of Charlottesville out of sheer, unalloyed panic if you lit a roll of them Chinese firecrackers in his bed as he slept.


I don't know how effective his poop would be as fertilizer, I'm not big into agriculture, but that paired with Chris's horrified screams as he stumbled and tripped wildly around his cluttered, increasingly smoke-filled room would be funny as all outdoors.
 
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