Good things about Chris

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Say what you will about how crap it was, but Sonichu 0-10 were extremely entertaining even if it was for all the wrong reasons. I still go back to those comics whenever I need a good laugh.
 
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I heard that he's pretty decent at Tetris. That's one thing he's good at I suppose.
 
Coelacanth dijo:
Say what you will about how crap it was, but Sonichu 0-10 were extremely entertaining even if it was for all the wrong reasons. I still go back to those comics whenever I need a good laugh.
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I've been following Chris since 2017 and have yet to actually read Sonichu. It's amazing how my expectations goes back and forth between really high and really low which is rather paradoxical.
 
I think the good thing about Chris is his story inspires people witnessing to better themselves. Debatable, but optimistic nonetheless.
 
Chris had brought me many laughs when I discovered him around circa 2017 ish. I remember reading the CWCki and the Farms, jaw dropping at the absolute state of this goof, and the absolute... shall we say, antics, that he got himself into. I uncovered many classics such as the Animated Series, laughing myself to sleep at night at some points. For a time, it seemed like he was Teflon, that no matter what retarded situation he got himself into, God, Jesus, and the Bear would save him. It was a simpler time really, one I remember fondly
 
He's the only person ever to make legitimately good money of a Sonic recolour, I can't say the same for any other lolcow tbh.
 
After he raped his mom I would say there's more or less zero good things about Chris. The guy is repulsive in every single aspect, a violent criminal (the car incident, pepper spray, etc. ), an actual mother rapist, animal abuser, hoarder, creepy public weirdo, stalker, scammer, a tranny, an insane cult leader, felon, etc.


I guess the one good thing about Chris is that he scares viewers with similar issues into acting more normal or getting their act together when they see the absolute lowest point a person can get to. I helped my parents clean out a few truckloads of junk for their basement after I saw how bad the hoarding got at the chandler residence and in general I've started cleaning more frequently as well.
 
Chris is the mirror that reflects back on all troons.

See most troons think of themselves as pretty pretty princesses, then Chris comes along (who is 100% trans and I'll debate anyone on this), and he shows them how transgenderism is really seen by most of the general public and then they'll decry as Null would say: "trans people like them give me a bad name wah wah" but, he's still the mirror that forces trans people to take that hard look at themselves, the one they really don't want to look at. That is about all Chris is good for as far as I know.
 
He consistently finds ways to top himself as a cow. He has no limits. No other cow has been declared "dead" only to make a surprise comeback stronger than ever as many times as him. There was a solid like 6 months where this forum was nothing but "Is Chris Getting Better?/Is Chris not a cow anymore?" threads about how he had finally ran dry before he dropped that video of himself in a bathrobe trying to attract a lesbian gf. Even the motherfucking saga represented a new high of infamy no one expected. Showing up to his first court appearance yelling at the judge about his toys and screaming "IM FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET" is some of the funniest shit Ive seen in my life.

He is legitimately the king of cows and no one will ever top him. He wins the attention whore olympics every day of the week. People laugh at his akward troonery but there are women who would kill for his ability to pull attention. He just shows up and blows everyone out of the water. through sheer force of white trash. He is the #1 cow and no one else is even CLOSE.
 
i would like to be able to not care/be ashamed as much as him sometimes, just how he can power trough what other people tell him to and just does what he wants is... i wanted to say envious, but the total lack of social filter is the main reason.
 
Phalanges Mycologist dijo:
Chris is the kind of person you can't truly imprison, not because his mind is so great but because his mind is so small.
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I'd give my left toenail just to know if Chris has realized that to truly be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ he's going to have to die for our sins.
 
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