funny/dumb dsp quotes

[Supersonic Idiotic]

When he's playing through Nioh and calls "onmyo magic" as, "oh yeah, the unundunum magic."

And I still have no clue wtf he was trying to say.

 

[Sparkletor]

"This house was specifically designed for cats"

 

[millais]

From the Madden stream he is currently doing: "Uhh... I've never heard of a Nicholas Romanov"

 

[WASR96]

Whenever he gets bodied in a fighting game and says "I wasn't pressing anything!" It always makes me laugh. Can't be blocking if you're not pressing anything at all, Phil.


*That's the End, he's known as the father of sniping*
*pulls up inventory* "wait a minute, where's the shatguhn?!? D00d tell me the game didn't take it back..."

"There's a sick, motherfucker on the internet, called Tevin"

 

[TVB]

"Oh great, another fuckin' Akuma!"

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

"Kamahn, Jahn" I think this is from the hotel room video, I love the way he says it.

 

[Kunt]

"Playing it cold turkey."

 

[Crichax]

(when Phil gets asked about Memology in this video)

"I have no opinion on any detractors or anyone like that because I don't pay attention to them...They literally always mislabel their videos to get clickbait."

 

[PantsuParty]

"Your ass gets stretched out so goddamn far, you can't take anymore assfucking."

Stole this from LSB's discord a while back. That little giggle he does just makes me smile.

 

[Gout9Gaming]

"sound good" "fair enough"

 

[huffysan]

"sound good" "fair enough"

"alrighty then"

 

[huffysan]

"master phone" "master bedroom"

 

[A Witty Name]

"The safest thing to do with bacon grease" right before he pours it down the toilet.

 

[Freshtodeath]

don't know the exact quote but basically he didn't know what salmonella is.

 

[BigTimeSamurai]

"This guy doesn't even know the basic fundamentals" always tickles me.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

"when me and kat go out, we're well protected" (in response to a tip asking him if he has a gun, the man has a hatchet next to his front door.)

 

[Gout9Gaming]

"Please go to my partner channel the KingofhateHD and click on the ads that show up on the videos, because hopefully "fingers crossed" that it actually starts giving me some money"

"its not cheap to do what i am doing, I bought a lot of game and a lot of equipment"

 

[OneDaySon]

"Next, we're gonna add oregano and basil to the pizza. Don't do this if you're not Italian because you won't like it. I'm Italian so I like oregano and basil."

 

[huffysan]

Not exactly said by Phil, but I think it belongs here.
"gamer shit. Yeah, a lot of gamer shit".

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

“Kat, you need to get out now. That place is tahxic.”