FOOD HAUL 03/06/20

[Keyboard Warrior]

For those speculating, yes, she bought the exact same Nutri Ninja a couple years ago.

NEW YEAR, WHO DIS? | Dec. 31, 2017

Not that we needed further proof of her hoarding tendencies, but there you go!

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

people put spinach/greens in smoothies for the nutritional benefit, then add fruit to cover the taste of a spinach smoothie. amber hates fruit, and so she's going to use the taste of something she hates to cover the taste of another thing she doesn't like. big brain plays

 

[PittyKitty]

Bitch gotta baby powder herself to get into those things.
SHOW YOUR FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAYRGGGGGGGGGGGS

At this point, are we really prepared for the horror of her bare, infected, cellulite stuffed, rotten laygs?

It there enough bleach in the world?

Will we ever be sane after seeing it? It cant be unseen you know...

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

>Weigh in Wednesdays
>"No one trusts this shit" Thursday
>Stuff my fat ass Friday

What's that weird smell? It's a mixture of cheesecake factory, orangutan chikun, and UTTER FUCKING DESPERATION.

 

[Xenomorph]

At this point, are we really prepared for the horror of her bare, infected, cellulite stuffed, rotten laygs?

It there enough bleach in the world?

Will we ever be sane after seeing it? It cant be unseen you know...

Gorl, yes I am. I have been waiting to see them crusty shits for years now and so has @C3PBRO and @PiggyPie

 

[C3PBRO]

Gorl, yes I am. I have been waiting to see them crusty shits for years now and so has @C3PBRO and @PiggyPie

It's the final piece of a curse that binds us to this sub in a state of living, but having no life.

Your views are flagging, my kween. The adsense is drying up. Your subs abandon your gas giant glory for pathetic moons with their gimmicky wooden spoons and grease farts. Unleash the layrgs, Amberlynn. Unleash them and seize back your dominion.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

This is from "I don't know how to lose weight" uploaded October 15, 2018. I don't know if they are the same ones she had with Destiny or not.

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Her legs are like two pungent candy canes filled with pus.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

The smoothie maker will probably have the same fate as her Coldest Water Bottle after a few days: collect dust.

But the Coldest Water Bottle was killing her slowly because she needs water with a different Ph level!

Of course, Amber likes fruit smoothies because they're liquid candy that you can modify by putting more candy in it. Like others have already pointed out, that's a really bad idea.

It's a handful of fruit daily, not a bucket full of liquid fructose, Amber. Just drink a glass of water and eat a fresh apple.

This is the same person that, not too long ago, said that orange juice is unhealthy because when you buy a bottle of it from Walmart, there is a lot of sugar in it and it's not like you can make your own orange juice at home using solely oranges.

Why do we have expectations still so high about this gorl's understanding of food and nutrition?

 

[Ozul]

For those speculating, yes, she bought the exact same Nutri Ninja a couple years ago.

NEW YEAR, WHO DIS? | Dec. 31, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qAjlII4_Z0w:38
Not that we needed further proof of her hoarding tendencies, but there you go!

What probably happened is that she didn't use it much, so she got rid of it among her monthly purge of crap she buys and never uses. She has stated before that instead of washing her pet bowls, she buys new ones monthly. The fact she still claims to be environmentally conscience is hilarious. Amber probably contributes 3x as much to landfills as the average person.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

This is from "I don't know how to lose weight" uploaded October 15, 2018. I don't know if they are the same ones she had with Destiny or not.

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JFC!! My eyes!

I think the Fats are basically interchangeable now, grocery hauls, non-existent weigh-in Weds, lies about weight after weigh-in Weds, talk about illnesses, or problems that got them off track, gaudy nails, Torrid hauls, show items that are always too small, fighting within the Fats YouTube community and lack of hygiene.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If you wonder why the warning about the pants stain is in there but the stain footage itself is not cut out, video clocks in just over 10 minutes of runtime this way, long enough to monetize. Cutting out the stain footage would have left it under that mark and the adsense would have vanished then, so there's your reasoning.

 

[Xenomorph]

She has the weeping lymphedema. The water just starts to weep out and it's disgusting.
Also, gotta love how she shows the treats for twonkie but tries to say they'll last forever because she only gets one a day.

Shes been doing her nightly treat for twonko since Dusty and now look at that poor dog, triple the weight she should be

 

[ADHD]

I don't think I've seen her in a different pair of pants since she lived with Destiny.

She had candycane stripped leggings that made an appearance for Christmas 2018. I think she'll haul those out before she'll show her bare laaaygs on camera.

Don't forget about the burgundy leggings that made their debut last summer.

It's surprising she hasn't worn them since her stunning drop to a dainty 519 lbs to show us how much looser they are on her now.

 

[ADHD]

This is the same person that, not too long ago, said that orange juice is unhealthy because when you buy a bottle of it from Walmart, there is a lot of sugar in it and it's not like you can make your own orange juice at home using solely oranges.

She said it in her March 29. 2019 video "reacting to hate comments":

 

[Xenomorph]

Choose your fighter
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you know something I noticed there, her widows peak is pretty much gone as well also her hairline is starting to recede.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

It wouldn’t surprise me if she throws those out every few months of not using them too.

Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe there’s a blender pile hidden somewhere under the mess strewn about her pig pen of a bedroom.

I can't ever understand her losing stuff like she does?

All her whining over 'i can't find my tripod' - bitch, why??? You never go anywhere

She doesn't have kids to shit the place up so how the fuck can she just 'lose' stuff even being such a hoarder?

Are her (few) brain-cells just so clogged she can't remember what she does with her things?

 

[Punkinsplice]

I can't ever understand her losing stuff like she does?

All her whining over 'i can't find my tripod' - bitch, why??? You never go anywhere

She doesn't have kids to shit the place up so how the fuck can she just 'lose' stuff even being such a hoarder?

Are her (few) brain-cells just so clogged she can't remember what she does with her things?

She likely has a spot or two in that house where her shit is piled up or she can't get to older appliances that are on a higher shelf in back or on a very low shelf behind stuff. Sure she could ask one of the others to get it but this is Amberlynn. She doesn't make sense. I bet the tripod and her other blenders are all piled in the shopping cart she keeps in the garage.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

SHOW YOUR FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAYRGGGGGGGGGGGS

I always think of that part in Amadeus where Stanzi hikes up her skirt at the party every time you comment that. "Show us your legs!" Couldn't find a clip, but this entire song from the soundtrack is called "Show us your legs!"

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She has stated before that instead of washing her pet bowls, she buys new ones monthly

So... she doesn't wash them after bringing them home from the store? Fuck me what the fuck lol

 

[olybinewski]

So... she doesn't wash them after bringing them home from the store? Fuck me what the fuck lol

Worst. She doesn't wash the bowls at any point during the month. She probably only tops off the bowl when levels drop to a certain point to catch her attention.

Any pet owner that gives a fuck washes the bowl at every refresh/feeding.