FOOD HAUL 03/06/20

[EvaBraunsGhost]

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A lovely side view of gorls laygs

519?

Sure gorl, if you say so.....

 

[Xenomorph]

You couldn't convince me this bitch isn't in her 40s if I didn't know any better.

Hamboat, that "pretty face" has run its course at hyper speed.

To me shes never had a pretty face she looks like a Yugoslavian Grandmother.
Also lol @ 519 pounds those LAYRGS DISAGREE

 

[Captain Ahab]

Isn’t she anemic? Turkey and chicken are shit options if you want to raise your iron levels. She needs to eat red meat, liver, shellfish, sardines, lentils, and all that crap.

Chicken ain’t real meat. It’s pretty much a vegetable.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Okay. Been keepin' my whore mouth shut. But if that ain't 600 lbs of beef on da hoof, damn me to hell eternally.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Had to laugh at this retort to one of Albert's regular ass-patters

 

[Moonpie]

Those balloon legs weigh 519 on their own. Good grief.
She has no knees.
Never seen such huge legs in my life.

 

[Uldra]

Ooh baby, a ninja.

I'm here for smoothie arc. No portion control + trying to hide the taste of healthy food with sugary additives + no exercise = "I DoN't unDerStaND wHy I'M gaInIng GUiSe..."

She won't have to chew her calories anymore, but she still will.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Spoiler: a bunch of screenshots with my winning observations

no choker today so she can air out her neck folds i guess


don't try to hide the hump from me gorl, i will find it


dainty hump peeking through her gorgeous locks uwu


her ears are so deformed yuck


LOL so funny gorl! your cat getting stuck in the freezer is pretty funny, but no where near as funny as the local emergency services having to tear down your bedroom wall to remove your leaking corpse from pillow mountain!


when you feel a shower shit coming on but you can't drag your tree trunk legs to the boys' bathroom fast enough

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don't have any arguments with the food she bought save for the peanut butter - she doesn't need it but talk about limiting herself. Why not try 1 new thing a week? If she doesn't like it, no real loss.

She should be dropping weight like butter melting off a hot knife with those food choices but how often a day is she eating & how large are her portions? I'm not seeing any indication of weight loss - everything is still in the same place & I'm not seeing any sagging anywhere. IF she's lost 50 some pounds, that would represent some 8% or so of her 'starting weight' & it would show one way or another.

Incidently, I looked hard for any sign of a black undershirt or garment of any description & saw squat. The few T shirt things I remember her hauling some time back had higher necklines than that floral Torrid number she's sporting.

Added: that 'stain' is powder.

 

[mindlessobserver]

She is honestly at the point where she needs to be hospitalized for 3 months and put on a starvation diet and given intravenous infusions of fluids containing the necessary vitamins and minerals.

The doctors wont do it though because they know the moment she checks out of the hospital she will waddle over to Panda Express and buy two of their 3 item plates

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

FOOD HAUL

Does anyone else read that and envision her pushing a wheelbarrow stacked full of baked hams back to her sweat cave?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Hamboat, that "pretty face" has run its course at hyper speed.

But they'll always stay her avatars on all social media.

It will be a sad day once Amber realizes any cuteness her face once had has been gone for years.

 

[TaterBot]

Fat cells or adipocytes are permanent. They can be shrunk with weight loss, but they'll always be there. Worse, the shrunken cells may send out hormones and proteins to increase appetite and fat storage. That's why weight loss is so difficult to maintain.
Source: NY Times

Worse, people who are fat as children get a double whammy because they've been growing fat cells all their lives making it harder for them to lose weight and keep it off than people who got fat as adults. Source: fighting the obesity epidemic. Oxford [Oxfordshire]: Oxford University Press.



tl;dr Amber's doomed.

 

[ADHD]

>tfw your hair is falling out in clumps but you double down on putting it all into a ponytail at the top of your skull because you know what works for you and what even is traction allopecia, boo boo

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I personally think those layggings are finally giving up the ghost, and wommart leggings have elastic all throughout the fabric and not just the band. The "stain" is actually the fabric getting stretched entirely too thin, and the elastic fibers have broken. The color could be from the little fibers, or the material is so stretched thin and sheer that it is her skin showing underneath the dying layggings.

 

[mekalekahi]

Choose your fighter

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

That ain't dust. That's the fibers in her leggin's holding up a white flag.

*Edit* close that damn freezer lid!

 

[New & Improved Username]

Lol she lost 50 (80 in reality) lbs and you can only tell from the tube neck up. The body is as fat as ever. Oh Amber I hate you and yet I love the ridiculousness.

Keep buying ipsy bags and floral tarps thinking you can dress up a pile of shit.

How much money does she get for a click and a dislike? Because I'm oldish and I went to a few circus freak shows before such things were verboten and I paid 25 cents to see each freak in the early 80s. I'll give Al my click schekel.

Tmi whatever

ETA:I paid 25 cents each for tattooed lady, sword swallower, magician and mutant shark thing in a tank. No fat lady. Saw midget and legless guy for free.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Fat cells or adipocytes are permanent. They can be shrunk with weight loss, but they'll always be there. Worse, the shrunken cells may send out hormones and proteins to increase appetite and fat storage. That's why weight loss is so difficult to maintain.
Source: NY Times

Worse, people who are fat as children get a double whammy because they've been growing fat cells all their lives making it harder for them to lose weight and keep it off than people who got fat as adults. Source: fighting the obesity epidemic. Oxford [Oxfordshire]: Oxford University Press.



tl;dr Amber's doomed.

They aren't permanent as in they are with you until you die. They are permanent in the sense that they dont go away until they reach the end of their natural span. Which can be awhile. It's why people who lose weight on a fad diet over a few months snap back immediately after they stop it. The body is absolutely capable of adapting to a new normal. But it means suffering through it screaming at you demanding you go back.

As an aside and an example. The childrens cheeseburger happy meal at mcdonalds has enough protein and calories for a fully grown adult. And if you pick the apple juice instead of soda it's honestly healthy for you as a lunch. But who goes to mcdonals and eats the happy meal? We have been conditioned to eat ridiculous portions. and that is the issue

You can eat the healthiest power food in the world. If you eat a shit ton of it you will get fat. Eating half a pound of impossible burger is not healthy. The fact that its "veggie based" is immaterial. The only thing that matters at the end of the day is quantity and quality. How much and how much of what.

 

[Blathersnake]

I personally think those layggings are finally giving up the ghost, and wommart leggings have elastic all throughout the fabric and not just the band. The "stain" is actually the fabric getting stretched entirely too thin, and the elastic fibers have broken. The color could be from the little fibers, or the material is so stretched thin and sheer that it is her skin showing underneath the dying layggings.

That is what I was thinking, no dust or powder just her pants she hasn't changed in three years giving up their ghost. RIP stretch pants you gave it all you had but you couldn't hold a candle to the fat.