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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 94 10.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 119 12.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 226 24.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 445 47.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 6.0%

  • Total de votantes
    940
It's the offseason bro. Frank raped Tayleigh.
It's gonna be the offseason for the next 6-8 months
Letty for a handout through whatever contacts she has there
The contact:
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y'know what the best vibe repair was for Fishtank? Bloodgames.
If jet's going to get passed this, we need another Bloodgames. Twice the blood* twice the games.

*not real blood, but like a shitload of squibs and ketchup. just get ridiculous with the fake blood and gore. zombie vampire uprising.
 
y'know what the best vibe repair was for Fishtank? Bloodgames.
If jet's going to get passed this, we need another Bloodgames. Twice the blood* twice the games.

*not real blood, but like a shitload of squibs and ketchup. just get ridiculous with the fake blood and gore. zombie vampire uprising.
JC should play Ellie's ghost in Bloodgames: The Mansion
 
y'know what the best vibe repair was for Fishtank? Bloodgames.
If jet's going to get passed this, we need another Bloodgames. Twice the blood* twice the games.

*not real blood, but like a shitload of squibs and ketchup. just get ridiculous with the fake blood and gore. zombie vampire uprising.
What kind of gimmick should they do for the next Bloodgames? Maybe they can revisit the S2 cult storyline, that had a lot of potential before it got scrapped.
 
>invite jimmy to blood games 2
>he spends half the show making vague threats towards Jet about Ellie with information people already know
>threatens to dox some other contestant or somebody close to them with impotent threats
>"i can't talk about it because of the lawsuit"
>insists he cooks for others and somehow manages to both undercook and overcook a simple meal at the same time
>injures either himself and/or somebody else with his reckless behavior
>gets absolutely destroyed in a challenge and afterward mopes around hitting things
>gets extremely mad during a team challenge and just outright quits (or had to be physically removed) or manages his team to lose the challenge
>acts extremely autistic (e.g. tries to do some impression but it's not a even close) or gives somebody a shitty nickname
>tries to hit on some female but gets laughed at
>looks like this last day during his exit interview because he realizes he sandbagged the entire team and caused them to lose
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Greg thought he could pull a Jet Weinstein and use his show as a personal casting couch, but he just doesn’t have that Neptunian rizz in him. Either that or his standards for women are too high.
Does anyone remember when Greg first came into the tank and claimed he was "asexual" (not a thing) but it was clear he just got zero pussy
 
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