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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 93 9.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 117 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 445 47.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 6.0%

  • Total de votantes
    936
oh man an anonymos post on an imageboard, this is the final nail in the coffin for Jet for sure! we got him guys.
Probably just a good larp and not anything to go by, we'll see when someone speaks up. I don't want to "get" Jet honestly but I don't see how fishtank could continue in any form with him as lead man. He misused his power, the girl was more damaged than he anticipated, none of the correct choices were made. He didn't kill Ellie but there is no way to paint this besides tragic and potentially avoidable. Sam walked out of the room when he heard Ellie was in HS, there was some sort of tension over this decision to let her stay. I have a lot of sympathy for Ellie, she never had a proper influence in her life. I feel sympathy for Jet for the same reason, although he had a lot more time to learn. Never matured past the "girls are toys" mentality like a successful, damaged, insecure guy often does. He played with her like a toy, according to sources who refuse to fully step forward and confirm or deny anything. Young damaged girls are retards who get in terrible situations, but for that reason we have to protect them and not play with them. Or at the very least not be the first to wreck the unused ones

Do you guys get how insane it could be for someone with already serious mental issues to have their deflowering pump and dump broadcasted as their permanent legacy? That is not on Jet, but she just really shouldn't have been there for that to happen. Its not Jet or the shows fault that she wasn't filtered out, its not their fault jet and her had a thing, its not their fault she died. But it still is the end of the show because it's all just terrible with bad implications. Or maybe I'm wrong and nobody really cares that much
 
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Whatever comes after this will no longer have the energy of Fishtank. To most people this situation is very distressing and sours the atmosphere of everything surrounding it. For a lot of the audience it just won't be fun any more, this shit is too heavy. I know a lot of you are invested in this show but if you're honest with yourself you know it is a possibility that this is the end.
Its like you've never watched the show.
 
Anyone else find it disgusting binx has people actually calling her binx? like she is almost 40, the fuck is with that shit.
If it's more comfortable for you, you can call her Binxio. Personally I can't wait for the Vimp x Binxio collab
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Sam walked out of the room when he heard Ellie was in HS, there was some sort of tension over this decision to let her stay
Sam had been pissed about questionable wigger choices for awhile - tbh, I think it all goes back to Joyride and how the wiggers basically upsold him on their shitty friends as gamedevs and were trying to make it a first person Duke Nukem Forever clone when Sam wanted a GTA clone, and how that whole endeavor ended in the "1team cancel" and spilled into Joeyy's rap career, basically forcing him to downplay his relationship with Sam, which sucks because Joeyy is the best wigger.

This also isn't really tragic for retarded "dude ellie was a pure virgin and that scoundrel jetstein goronberg ruined her" reasons - you literally sound like those OG markyposter faggots who were mad their "pure and innocent" e-girl fucked a dirty old man rather than being mad at Sam for getting with a minor and then making jokes about it - it's tragic because a dude with a history of being a creep led a girl on who was already in a bad place mentally and nobody around her noticed or cared, and nobody around him told him to cut it out. It's shitheads leading shitheads all the way down.
 
Its like you've never watched the show.
nobody killed themselves before this

This also isn't really tragic for retarded "dude ellie was a pure virgin and that scoundrel jetstein goronberg ruined her" reasons
They have had a lot of ruined girls on the show that allegedly got utilized. Ellie was, in fact, way more vulnerable because of her age, suicidal ideation, and virginity. If a girl loves you, expects a relationship with you, and you take her v card then you have an obligation to her, I don't make the rules man. But we used to kill people who ruined virgins. Not saying that is what Jet deserves at all, but historically civilized people took this stuff seriously. Usually dad is around to shoo off that no-good 27 year old wigger trying to swipe it. And then again, the reason this is really a problem is because it was made her permanent legacy. Which amplifies the damage by some radical degree.
 
They have had a lot of ruined girls on the show that allegedly got utilized. Ellie was, in fact, way more vulnerable because of her age, suicidal ideation, and virginity. If a girl loves you, expects a relationship with you, and you take her v card then you have an obligation to her, I don't make the rules man. But we used to kill people who ruined virgins. Not saying that is what Jet deserves at all, but historically civilized people took this stuff seriously. Usually dad is around to shoo off that no-good 27 year old wigger trying to swipe it. And then again, the reason this is really a problem is because it was made her permanent legacy. Which amplifies the damage by some radical degree.
nigga ellie was vulnerable because she had a fucked childhood and hung out on edgy discords all day and jet's a dick for not keying into the fact she was genuinely fucked up and P&D'ing her anyway - when he shouldn't have even been doing that with contestants in the first place since it had caused insane gaydrama in the past. arguably, he only cast her because he thought she was hot which is also just scummy - fishtank is like the flagship MDE product and jet's been using it as a way to get girls in the background the whole time.
 
Whatever comes after this will no longer have the energy of Fishtank. To most people this situation is very distressing and sours the atmosphere of everything surrounding it. For a lot of the audience it just won't be fun any more, this shit is too heavy. I know a lot of you are invested in this show but if you're honest with yourself you know it is a possibility that this is the end.
My nigga in Christ are you citing GROK?
 
They have had a lot of ruined girls on the show that allegedly got utilized. Ellie was, in fact, way more vulnerable because of her age, suicidal ideation, and virginity. If a girl loves you, expects a relationship with you, and you take her v card then you have an obligation to her, I don't make the rules man. But we used to kill people who ruined virgins. Not saying that is what Jet deserves at all, but historically civilized people took this stuff seriously. Usually dad is around to shoo off that no-good 27 year old wigger trying to swipe it. And then again, the reason this is really a problem is because it was made her permanent legacy. Which amplifies the damage by some radical degree.
What obligation? Oh no, a girl had sex for the first time, her holy aura is now completely ruined unless Jet Neptune plans on being together with her for the rest of his life and love her unconditionally. C'mon, it's not 15th century anymore and nobody cares about this shit unless you're like literally 14. In fact, putting so much weight on it and calling it "permanent legacy" seems very incel-y and super weird.
 
nigga ellie was vulnerable because she had a fucked childhood and hung out on edgy discords all day and jet's a dick for not keying into the fact she was genuinely fucked up and P&D'ing her anyway - when he shouldn't have even been doing that with contestants in the first place since it had caused insane gaydrama in the past. arguably, he only cast her because he thought she was hot which is also just scummy - fishtank is like the flagship MDE product and jet's been using it as a way to get girls in the background the whole time.
I feel like we're basically saying the same thing except I add more details that make it sound worse. Cause it is pretty bad. I never shied away from the fact ellie was damaged, many would say too damaged to be on the show. Her sister mentions her long-time suicidal ideation in the same paragraph where she absolves Jet and Fishtank.

I genuinely hope Jet doesn't take it too hard and has a good life off the internet. He has issues he was cursed with at no fault of his own and is well overdue for soul searching and recalibration.

My nigga in Christ are you citing GROK?
Is it wrong tho
 
I feel like we're basically saying the same thing except I add more details that make it sound worse
nah, you're doing the markyposter thing and saying jet bad for defiling virgin when it's actually jet bad for enticing contestants with false promise of relationship and career opportunity just so he can sex, which is just objectively worse than defiling a virgin

do you care about whatever guy fucked Betty first? did he make her crazy? does it make Jet trying to get her high on gas and make her suck his dick any better knowing she'd already sucked dick, or is it just bad form to lock in on the most mentally ill girl in your vicinity and try to get her to get high and have sex with you?

I genuinely hope Jet doesn't take it too hard and has a good life off the internet. He has issues he was cursed with at no fault of his own and is well overdue for soul searching and recalibration.
Jet made his mess and now he has to lie in it lmao, I don't hope for a better future for Jet, I hope everyone around Jet realizes he's a brand-risk and a nigger and keeps him backstage where he can't scare any hoes next season.
 
nah, you're doing the markyposter thing and saying jet bad for defiling virgin when it's actually jet bad for enticing contestants with false promise of relationship and career opportunity just so he can sex, which is just objectively worse than defiling a virgin

do you care about whatever guy fucked Betty first? did he make her crazy? does it make Jet trying to get her high on gas and make her suck his dick any better knowing she'd already sucked dick, or is it just bad form to lock in on the most mentally ill girl in your vicinity and try to get her to get high and have sex with you?
Yeah, Jet is a scumbag, but just a small-time scumbag who screws people over, figuratively and literally. Taking a v-card or not doesn't factor into it.

I get the notion these posters only care about Ellie because of her being a pretty Asian 18-year old virgin.
 
tbh that's the entire "scandal" in a nutshell, it seems more like people assmad they're not getting any
I'm at least genuine in my moralfagging about Jet since I earnestly believe his poor character and life choices have negatively affected the show to the degree that it may be unsalvageable, which is sad because I like Fishtank a lot.
 
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