🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
So uh, happy Juneteenth I guess IMG_4336.jpeg
 
Jet's lucky that his only high budget doesn't know what made Fishtank great.
You win by doing nothing for 6 months while everyone desperately scrambles for a replacement in English and right when all the alternatives predictably fail, you show up with season 6 and do whatever you feel like because its not like anyone else can
 
Its funny seeing the wigger asskissers like AB seethe over this. The production quality is already so much better just because they're all mic'd up so you can actually hear what the fuck they're saying.


But this whole thing once again confirms what I've felt ever since fishtank spinoffs started happening. The one ace in the hole the wiggers have is their casting. Say what you want about them being lazy and retarded, but they always have a killer cast, and that's something none of the spinoffs ever get.
 
Gregtank that had blacksmith and his wife and trish on it was good but gregs a weepy queer who cant commit to a working bit
Greg is too scared to go all out and can't handle the heat. He had a solid cast, a promising premise and Frank Hassle on his side but he couldn't make the show last.
 
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Jet made another tweet when I capped this but he already deleted it, it said something like "where can i get pints in Atlanta" then he replied to his own tweet with "or gallons."

EDIT: Jet has deleted this tweet also
 
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