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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Why are they so desperate for contestants? would think it wouldnt be too hard even if he has to fly out retarded Americans
They rarely do more than 200 viewers on Kick and I doubt many more on the site itself so the pool of applicants can't be very big. Why don't YOU apply?
 
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Why don't YOU apply?
I dont have a passport, never left my State in Australia let alone Australia nor ever planned on leaving unless someone paid for it. also the Australian passport is like the most expensive in the world and takes like a month to get unless you pay $400 more to get it in a couple days.
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i think this is just funny and wholesome.
greg needs to git gud though
Its not THAT hard
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Speaking of Americans and passports, Jimmy really wants to go on Estanque. He just needs to get his passport so it won't be during this season.
There’s a small fee you can pay to expedite it and it only takes a couple weeks. I used it once because I didn’t realize my passport had expired less than a month before I was supposed to leave for vacation. He could easily do that.
 
After looking through the wired article it made me wish the wiggers put some effort into still pictures. I want some hq kino shots that are not just single frame captures from video.
 
Ice Poseidon’s fishtank ripoff is live. So far, we have a barely comprehensible nigger and an onlyfans whore. The whore is already making moves on the nigger, trying to get him to join her in the pool and feed her a banana. She also divulged that she has a friend who fucked baby alien. And this is where I tune out.

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I dont have a passport, never left my State in Australia let alone Australia nor ever planned on leaving unless someone paid for it. also the Australian passport is like the most expensive in the world and takes like a month to get unless you pay $400 more to get it in a couple days.

Its not THAT hard
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Ice Poseidon’s fishtank ripoff is live. So far, we have a barely comprehensible nigger and an onlyfans whore. The whore is already making moves on the nigger, trying to get him to join her in the pool and feed her a banana. She also divulged that she has a friend who fucked baby alien. And this is where I tune out.

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Who or what the fuck is baby alien
 
Ice Poseidon’s fishtank ripoff is live. So far, we have a barely comprehensible nigger and an onlyfans whore. The whore is already making moves on the nigger, trying to get him to join her in the pool and feed her a banana. She also divulged that she has a friend who fucked baby alien. And this is where I tune out.

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The only question is how soon before the planned finale will Ice throw a bitch fit and quit.
 
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