Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[RustyNail(her)]

Is anything funny to you? You seem to have joined just to be offended by everything.

Everyone just wants to be angry about everything Chris does, how his life events go, and how people interact with him. Letting Chris affect you that much is like some kind of shitty B horror movie where autism spreads through Twitter.

 

[Mason Verger]

Everyone just wants to be angry about everything Chris does, how his life events go, and how people interact with him. Letting Chris affect you that much is like some kind of shitty B horror movie where autism spreads through Twitter.

Haha getting angry about Chris is like getting angry at watching a wil e. coyote cartoon.
"It's not a tunnel! It's just fucking painted on! How can you fall for this again?!".

 

[The American Hedgehog]

From our small collection, this is the Blue m&m’s Red, White and Blue Motorcycle candy dispenser, complete with listing-only drummer m&m’s plush and “Best Friends” candy holder. Neither candy holding item has been used, and no candy is included.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

and no candy is included.

How about rat droppings, Chris?

 

[The Fool]

I'm honestly shocked he's selling that for $25 and not $250. Still overpriced, but I guess it's not that "valuable" to him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm honestly shocked he's selling that for $25 and not $250. Still overpriced, but I guess it's not that "valuable" to him.

Yeah. The candy dispensers are Barb's. He's listing them for her.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris read my "Chris is lying about needing donations" thread. Here's his rebuttal:

It doesn't refute my point. Buying video games, even on sale =/= food for allegedly starving pets and family.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Yeah. The candy dispensers are Barb's. He's listing them for her.

Because Barb needed candy....

 

[LiveFromNS]

It doesn't refute my point. Buying video games, even on sale =/= food for allegedly starving pets and family.

I will be first to admit I don't fully grasp these CPU delusions, but is he basically justifying the purchase of the video games because he is unlocking CPU goddesses? That last tweet sounds like it. So is this something someone planted in his head, or is it all Chris who now seems to believe that he needs to unlock the CPU goddesses and that is why he has to buy the games.

If so, I hope there ain't too of many of them in existence! Someone should ask him how many more of them he has to unlock. No doubt he thinks every game has one.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris lost a patron.

He currently has 21 patrons left giving him $320.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Poor Chris, now he won't have enough money to buy new and totally necessary video games. He must be suffering

 

[Brian Butterfield]

The only difference between Sonichu 16 and the rest of his oeuvre, besides the gay Nazi shit, is the fact that he hasn't even bothered to retype 16 in his stupid Comic Sans.

 

[BScCollateral]

He current has 21 patrons left giving him $320.

I am dismayed there are 21 people giving him an average of $16 a month. I'd feel better if it were 300 giving him a buck a month to watch.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'd feel better if it were 300 giving him a buck a month to watch.

I'd feel better if it were 30000 people throwing pennies at him.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'd feel better if it were 30000 people throwing pennies at him.

Reasonable. Bedlam walking tours were as much as two shillings, I believe.

 

[Xanax]

lol, Chris read my "Chris is lying about needing donations" thread. Here's his rebuttal:

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It doesn't refute my point. Buying video games, even on sale =/= food for allegedly starving pets and family.

This is some real Honest Content. Chris doesn't go with "I am not purchasing video games with your food donations" but rather "I am very much purchasing video games with your food donations and here's why you should give me more money".

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris is mad at the merch guy because he's not sending money:

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Chris is mad at the merch guy because he's not sending money:
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The only medicine Chris is giving his cats is leftover garbage he didn't want to eat.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris is mad at the merch guy because he's not sending money:
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What an ungrateful fuck. So, not sending him underserved money just for the hell of it is "insulting"?

 

[Pai]

Chris is mad at the merch guy because he's not sending money:
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Of course he is, Chris can't buy vidya games with conjunctivitis medicine!