Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[RustyNail(her)]

Oh, goddamn.

You know how Chris has been trying to pull scams left and right as well as begging for money? Like how he got $100 from someone on Patreon on the 20th, and then kept begging the day after? Saying last week that the pets and his mom would starve if he didn't get money?

Well, check out the latest set of video games he bought yesterday:

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According to the PS store, these games cost $120.

Video games nourish Chris! They are food! Zap to the extreme!

Honestly it would not surprise me if Barb somehow gets food stamps or buys them off junkies for cash for half price. I do not believe there is any crisis at 14B.

 

[Mason Verger]

Oh, goddamn.

You know how Chris has been trying to pull scams left and right as well as begging for money? Like how he got $100 from someone on Patreon on the 20th, and then kept begging the day after? Saying last week that the pets and his mom would starve if he didn't get money?

Well, check out the latest set of video games he bought yesterday:

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According to the PS store, these games cost $120.

I love it. See this is exactly the shit that's making him broke. He doesn't just buy a funko here and there. He has like three new gaming systems that he buys games for.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Dunno if this is late, but this is one of the buyers of Chris' "autographs". The video was uploaded yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T92PeKTQRFw

He doesn't even bother to wrap it in bubble-wrap, despite writing 'handle with care' on it, not that it's necessary since it's a soft drink can.
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Wow. He uses gloves to open it (like it's some rare collectable) and then thanks Chris for sending it out (even though this tard paid for it).

 

[Pixy]

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Prototype? That's a game a brutish male would play, not something a petite 'goddess' like Chris would be expected to play.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh, goddamn.

You know how Chris has been trying to pull scams left and right as well as begging for money? Like how he got $100 from someone on Patreon on the 20th, and then kept begging the day after? Saying last week that the pets and his mom would starve if he didn't get money?

Well, check out the latest set of video games he bought yesterday:

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According to the PS store, these games cost $120.

He bought the games to distract him from his hunger pangs.

 

[Mason Verger]

He bought the games to distract him from his hunger pangs.

I like that he'll drop $40 on a part 2 of a game before he even knows if he'll like part 1.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I like that he'll drop $40 on a part 2 of a game before he even knows if he'll like part 1.

This is the same guy who buys DLC for games he doesn't even own, after all.

 

[James Howlett]

Wow. He uses gloves to open it (like it's some rare collectable) and then thanks Chris for sending it out (even though this tard paid for it).

The joke will be on us after Chris is dead and this shit starts going for hundreds of dollars and the certificate of authenticity actually means something.

Holy shit, if that happens, Chris's Jesus tweet would be fulfilled.

 

[AnOminous]

lol, that's hilarious.

These idiots would literally buy his splooge. They'd probably even mix it with the Fanta so they could pretend they were Chris consuming his own navy.

 

[DeathHeat]

So Chris is trying to literally scam people now, huh?

Little scoundrel.

Maybe the court should know, then they can send him to Disneyland.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

These idiots would literally buy his splooge. They'd probably even mix it with the Fanta so they could pretend they were Chris consuming his own navy.

The truly exceptional would post a youtube video of themselves slurping it down.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

He'll probably lie and say someone gave him a PSN gift card as a gift. If Chris had any intention of using money for food he would make a video of an empty fridge/pantry. Could also be how a child sees food money. If he gets $100 in donation he can buy $10 worth of groceries and $90 worth of games!

The idiots giving him money and buying his shit, even if their heart is in the right place, are not only pissing their money away but also giving Chris the greenligjt to keep doing this like a mom slipping their meth addict son a check every other week.

 

[Okubo Naoya]

You know, Chris has the same fashion sense as Kanye West. Maybe Chris should create his own line of terrible clothing called Yeezy by Christeezy. That will bring in some money. Kanye can sell a shirt full of holes for over 2,000 dollars.

I agree. Who wouldn't buy this?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris should watch his step with his begging tactics. Some people called the police to do a welfare check after he said his mother and the dogs wouldn't eat if no one donated. One guy posted about the police response. And mentioned that the police check up on the Chandlers often.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

lol, Chris should watch his step with his begging tactics. Some people called the police to do a welfare check after he said his mother and the dogs wouldn't eat if no one donated. One guy posted about the police response. And mentioned that the police check up on the Chandlers often.

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Dear assholes,

Stop wasting police time. You know Barb isn't starving. You know the pets are likely intact, and if not, it's Greene fucking County. It's not funny, and they have shit to do.

 

[Mason Verger]

Dear assholes,

Stop wasting police time. You know Barb isn't starving. You know the pets are likely intact, and if not, it's Greene fucking County. It's not funny, and they have shit to do.

It's valid. The police agreed.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

It's valid. The police agreed.

Give me your address. I'll have the police there on a "valid complaint" in 30 minutes.

 

[Mason Verger]

Give me your address. I'll have the police there on a "valid complaint" in 30 minutes.

I'm not claiming I'm starving while living with an enderly mother while also alluding to suicidal thoughts and talking constantly about the end of the world. So, you know, not the same.

If something actually DID happen to Chris, I can tell by your posts you'd be the first to say "why didn't any of you assholes call the police?!?". All you talk about is how they need professional intervention, but now it's wrong for professionals to intervene?

 

[Done]

Dear assholes,

Stop wasting police time. You know Barb isn't starving. You know the pets are likely intact, and if not, it's Greene fucking County. It's not funny, and they have shit to do.

Why do you think some autist on the internet has to drop everything and listen to you?

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Why do you think some autist on the internet has to drop everything and listen to you?

They don't, but it doesn't make them any less exceptional.

If this is about "helping" anyone or anything in that house, it won't.

If they think the police are going to make an animal control or APS referral based on their exceptional phone calls, they won't.

If they're doing this just to bother Chris or Barb, it's also ineffectual.