Favorite Quote!

[Raven'sChild]

" This guy only watches his own replays. He doesn't watch the matches of others. He's not interested in learning anything or improving. "
Said 11 May 2018 around 1340 in response to SF opponent info.

 

[Heckler1]

"I don't even know if there was a thing called consensual sex when I was in college"
Maybe Phil was a fan of the hot Cosby?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

"Look, i'm not doing anything and i'm still getting hit!"

Phil... if you're doing nothing, you will get hit, obviously.

 

[Zack the ripper]

well hello everyone !
Dave's dropping jewels on a daily basis it would be a waste to not collect em
i will start :
"How about instead of all that dumb fucking shit you put on a fucking shirt and tie you come to fucking work you sit the fuck down the disk and actually do some goddamn work!"

 

[PieceofShet]

We already have a topic for best quotesqi believe.

 

[Gorgar]

"Thank you, you idiots, for the views."

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

" I'm not a whiny baby, Imma mature adult!"

>proceeds to whine about everything

 

[NobodyReally]

"They shouldn't tax you based on income. They should tax you on how much you have after paying for two morgtages."

 

[Wurstbrot]

"He threw me, huh? Couldn't block."
- Street Fighter, against Bison

 

[DoubleBored]

"i worked all day"

 

[sperginity]

"I've never rage quit in my life"

 

[Dave]

"I don't even know if there was a thing called consensual sex when I was in college"

That would explain Leanna and now Kat. I mean she looked absolutely miserable in that livestream.

 

[Mannlicher]

"Kojima's a fucking cock sucker!!!" Over some salty rage in Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, a game that Kojima didn't even develop to begin with.

 

[gaarashatan]

i cant remember word for word, but i dont think its been brought up in this thread. "leanna hasnt made me dinner yet" - when leanna was very sick

 

[Wurstbrot]

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

No, I do not. English is not my first language but I'm pretty sure you should'nt use this phrase after every few sentences. He uses it quite frequently since a few weeks and it gets on my nerves. So what does the best dictionary in the world has to say? The Urban Dictionary. Oh well, this makes a surprising ton of sense.

 

[Dread First]

"Now you can, as you live in your mom's basement, you can celebrate by eating your whole fucking bag of Doritos and chugging down your fucking Fanta, cos you gotta win with Deathstroke."

 

[LyteSydeByll]

i cant remember word for word, but i dont think its been brought up in this thread. "leanna hasnt made me dinner yet" - when leanna was very sick

I know where this is. I'll have to dig in the Metokur archive of restreaming DSP. It was during the new Battlefront.

EDIT: https://youtu.be/X8Q0m9fynLA?t=37m44s

"Now you can, as you live in your mom's basement, you can celebrate by eating your whole fucking bag of Doritos and chugging down your fucking Fanta, cos you gotta win with Deathstroke."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NEWkdtuC9TE

This rage is actually funny. He should have embraced the salt and become a white LTG. At least he won't have so much dead air during his streams if he's firing off rapid fire insults to everyone and everything. Even if the insults don't make any sense. Instead we get "..........................................okay.....................................................okay........................................*snort*..............................................did you see that?"

 

[Wurstbrot]

"You can jump when you press Up on the [... uuh... uuuh...] Up button.".

From yesterdays rage-a-thon, he forgot the word "keyboard".
Don't worry Dave, I won't hold this against you in an antagonistic way. It's just a genuine funny sentence.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

For your consideration I give you " because you're a bunch of moneygrubbingfuckingsuckingasspiecesofshit! Uh! (punches his own hand) I wanna punch you in your fucking face because you're such assholes! I fuckin' hate you!"

Possibly my fav DSP video ever because he legit sounds like he's about to start crying throughout parts of it. If you don't want the build up skip to around 9 mins for his meltdown but the whole video is amazing and truly epitomizes why I think the guy has genuine mental issues.

 

[OneDaySon]

"I've never rage quit in my life"

"It wasn't a rage quit, it was a frustration quit. It was a not having fun quit."