🍗 Deathfat Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Falcon Sebben]

It happens to men too. I have a colleague who is considered short here (but not exceptionally so, just a bit below average) and very lean and wiry in build. He was complaining that when he was shopping for suits and wanted something off the rack he was told to look in the children's section. He's not that far out of the norm but there was nothing that would fit in the regular section unless he had it altered. Stores unsurprisingly mostly stock what they know they can sell, and if you're outside that average you're going to face challenges. Fat people can lose weight but an adult man can not grow another 6 cm in the inseam so who is arguably more oppressed by this.

I sold suits for a while and there were guys that came in that we had nothing that would fit them. A standard suit, let's say a 42 regular will have a 6 inch drop between chest and waist. So you're a 42 chest it means the pants are a 36. There are, so called, "young man" suits which have an 8 inch drop so your 42 regular will have a size 34 pant. Guess what? If you don't fall into that and need to take the pants in a bit or loosen them slightly in the seat you're better off buying a separate jacket and pants.

But then I sold people a size 46 suit with a size 40 pants because the guy's chest was only a 42. And he actually thought all he had to do was take it to tailor to get it "taken in". Rule of thumb, you can go down about half a size. One size maybe if you're talented but more than that and you ruin the cut of the suit. The only way to really get it down in size is to literally take it apart, resize it, recut it, then stitch it back together. And at that price... just get a cheap bespoke suit.

They'd be the first ones to help you and offer tips at the gym.

A gym bro sees you're trying and failing he's going to give you tips. Why? It's because that's what happened to him when he started. People say they laugh a fatties in the gym. No. They don't unless the fatty is there with a sandwich, taking up space after doing three reps on a machine with no real weight.

I see a fat guy at the gym working out I give him a double thumbs up because he's trying to better himself.

If that gets you going, you'll likely be pleased to know that Ash here does amateur pornography, which I won't duplicate here Because I Care™ but is available in her thread.

In conclusion, InfiniFits are fat and I would not have sex with them. Also, I don't actually know anything about basketball, so feel free to correct anything that sounds too retarded. Thank you for your consideration, and God bless the Farms.

That is just... horrifying.

 

[Ginger_beer]

@Falcon Sebben (my apologies, I can't quote you for some reason) -- yes, precisely what I was attempting to say about the clothing, adding in the confusion that different countries will have different proportions for chest to waist, or torso, arm and leg length. Unlike the people discussed here my colleague is a normal person shape, but even so at a guess I'd say his waist is slimmer than an Italian 40, while he'd need at least a size up from that to fit through the shoulder, but just the shoulder, the rest would balloon around his torso. So he either has to buy mismatched pieces (and still have them tailored), wear ill fitting clothing, or get everything custom. For something a bit better of course he has to go with the last option -- no chance of getting anything off the rack much less on sale. But these fat activists screech about the inconvenience of *horrors* having to buy things online and pay more, and that their more bizarre proportions aren't accommodated. They'd likely faint from shock if they knew how much the poor chap has to spend just to look like a reputable professional, not because he's trying to make a fashion statement. He usually doesn't complain but in this case he needed something quickly at the last minute (he was in one foreign city while his luggage was unexpectedly in another country) and it was unobtainable so he had to live with what he could cobble together -- and the humiliation of buying trousers from the children's section -- though I suppose if clothing has to err in one direction or another too big is better than too small.

 

[DavidS877]

Ash Nischuk, who has her very own Kiwi Farms thread, is also an "InfiniFit" (translation: she's unfathomably, atrociously fat). Here's a preview, and man the harpoons!

Bike shorts? There's not a bike on the planet that would work.
She needs flatbed semi-trailer shorts.

 

[Haram Habibi]

I was still trying to wrap my head around the idea that Anna's hip measurement (allegedly) is bigger around than I am tall.

Now, thanks to @Thomas Eugene Paris, I have to comprehend "Infinifat" chicks, who have a bustline bigger around than the men in my family are tall....and they're all over 6 feet.

FUCKING HELL, I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET!!!

 

[GenociderSyo]

I was still trying to wrap my head around the idea that Anna's hip measurement (allegedly) is bigger around than I am tall.

Now, thanks to @Thomas Eugene Paris, I have to comprehend "Infinifat" chicks, who have a bustline bigger around than the men in my family are tall....and they're all over 6 feet.

FUCKING HELL, I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET!!!

And those are pictures from when Ash could stand. She's even bigger now and is known for doing feeder porn.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

But these fat activists screech about the inconvenience of *horrors* having to buy things online and pay more, and that their more bizarre proportions aren't accommodated.

Yeah I know all about the "horrors" of having to buy your stuff online. I lived in Japan and couldn't find clothes out there that fit. Pants were fine, T-shirts if they stretched were okay but work shirts, shoes or anything else? No. Would either buy them when coming back home and take them back or just order online.

Spoiler: Clothes sperging

At one point I needed a new pair of jeans. Checked out a lot of places out there and a pair of 501 Levis cost about $300. I checked JCPenny online and even with shipping costs from the US to Japan I managed to get two pairs for about $175. Same with shoes. Casual shoes in my size were non-existent unless I went to a specialty store and again they were crazy expensive. Go to the company's website, choose a pair as I know how they fit, and saved at least $100. The difference is I'm not a fatass. I'm just tall and have muscles.

And those are pictures from when Ash could stand. She's even bigger now and is known for doing feeder porn.

I don't know which part of that is more disgusting. The fact that she's willingly destroying her body by eating large amounts of food, or the sick fucks that get off to seeing her stuff her face?

 

[GenociderSyo]

I don't know which part of that is more disgusting. The fact that she's willingly destroying her body by eating large amounts of food, or the sick fucks that get off to seeing her stuff her face?

They seemed to be more interested in watching her crawl up stairs while breathing heavily...

 

[Yaks]

Spoiler: Clothes sperging

At one point I needed a new pair of jeans. Checked out a lot of places out there and a pair of 501 Levis cost about $300. I checked JCPenny online and even with shipping costs from the US to Japan I managed to get two pairs for about $175. Same with shoes. Casual shoes in my size were non-existent unless I went to a specialty store and again they were crazy expensive. Go to the company's website, choose a pair as I know how they fit, and saved at least $100. The difference is I'm not a fatass. I'm just tall and have muscles.

The horrors of the shoes. I have pretty average sized feet for american women, typical enough that my size is most-likely to be sold out in any style. Couldn't find a damn pair over there. Tops were a no go unless I wanted to really show off the ladies, which is fine in the US but I got stared at enough on the train as it was.

I am very curious how many of these Infinifits or anything above the XL in that brand actually use them for their intended purpose vs how many of them use them to lounge around the house or show off on social media like the deathfat version of lululemon.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

That’s dumb. Companies don’t advertise to win social justice points, they make ads to get people to buy their shit. They would absolutely not put some fattie in their ads unless there was marketing research that indicated this would benefit sales.

There isn’t a single boardroom in existence that is going to say, “fuck profits, we need to be inclusive.”

DEI is a way to reach Gen Z consumers. No companies are legitimately enacting it within,

You're a retard.

Bud Light paid an ugly tranny to push their product even though it was totally off brand and would certainly repulse their ordinary customers.

Dedicated leftists not only don't care about profits they actually see profits and even capitalism as evil. When they get jobs in advertising agencies they convince corporate retards to do counterproductive ad campaigns because they want to virtue signal and feel good, they care about politics above everything. And the higher up are not only stupid but they don't want to stick their necks out to nix "inclusive" branding, because that could mark them out as a target and possibly jeopardize their own career. That's how the commie racket works, you attack anyone that doesn't get with the program to scare everyone else.

 

[FarmVille]

Bud Light paid an ugly tranny to push their product even though it was totally off brand and would certainly repulse their ordinary customers.

Retard

Bud Lights market share has been declining for over a decade. They thought getting a bunch of tik tokers to advertise their piss beer would open up a new market of terminally online gen zers.

Same exact way clothing companies received a million marketing surveys saying women wanted to see “models like them” in clothing adverts.

Just because it didn’t work that doesnt imply it was done in spite of money

But then again Kiwifarms basically thinks anyone who lives in an area with paved sidewalks is a radical leftist.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Retard

Bud Lights market share has been declining for over a decade. They thought getting a bunch of tik tokers to advertise their piss beer would open up a new market of terminally online gen zers.

Same exact way clothing companies received a million marketing surveys saying women wanted to see “models like them” in clothing adverts.

Just because it didn’t work that doesnt imply it was done in spite of money

But then again Kiwifarms basically thinks anyone who lives in an area with paved sidewalks is a radical leftist.

Yeah dude, it's not like investment firms try to twist the arms of corporations to do this kinda stuff under the umbrella of ESG, giving high score and funds preferentially to companies that tow the line on inclusivity bullshit, often to the detriment of their investors. Its not that almost every major company has diversity departments whose whole modus operandi is to push this sort of stuff. And DEI commissars are only there to help the bottom line, just like everything else, right? It's definitely never pushed from the top by true believer senior execs that want ass pats from the media and their fellow travelers.

There's a whole apparatus worth mountains of money specifically designed to influence these sort of choices and to make sure that companies come down on the "right side of history". Its like believing that all of the endless investment in green energy boondoggles is just the market searching for profit rather than money often being poured down a rathole due to a long and concerted political and social campaign.

It's all organic because Gen Z so deeply into watching genderspecial freaks and fatties on their screens apparently.

 

[FarmVille]

Yea, ok, it’s all those radical leftist investment firms

ETA tiktok is property of theCCP not American investment firms—of course their top priority is showing impressionable young americans gender freaks and fatties.

but anyway no more sperging, back to fatties

 

[NoReturn]

There are no fat chicks on this page yet. I need to fix that.

Lizzo has lost weight and doesn't want people to notice.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzo/video/7311827430262492459

Spoiler: May last year

https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzo/video/7096146668051008814

https://www.tiktok.com/@fat_positive_fran_phd/video/7302575243233660206

This is psychotic:

https://www.tiktok.com/@hoff.phd/video/7311536718849510699

If she's telling the truth and still a size 14, that woman needs to get her hormones check. OH WAIT, that applies to you too, Aubrey!

https://www.tiktok.com/@hoff.phd/video/7309669464000187691

This is funny though:

https://www.tiktok.com/@hoff.phd/video/7311426787177729323

Onward:

https://www.tiktok.com/@spanxbeluga/video/7311155302454578478

This last one is actually a good idea for a video. I'm just including it because it's neat. I'd like to see similar things for other fashion videos.

https://www.tiktok.com/@itslindss/video/7312111825447963946

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Maybe your meant to be a bigger person in a bigger body.

It couldn't be that eating whatever you want with zero discipline can lead to gaining weight. No, you'rejust ment to be fat.

 

[NoReturn]

https://www.tiktok.com/@diamondsdailyy/video/7311498333279784234

https://www.tiktok.com/@chloesshitpost/video/7310296308030524704?lang=en

https://www.tiktok.com/@chloesshitpost/video/7253522487466659098?lang=en

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Crossquoting from the Tess thread.
Question was: [H]ow common is it to see a deathfat in the US?

But how common is it to see a deathfat in the US? I know it's a huge fucking country and depends on where you live etc etc but just say if live in one of the states with the most fatties..

I'm so curious if every kiwi here from the US have seen one in real life because I happen to live in the dark North of Scandinavia and I've never seen one, of course I've seen some real fat people but even the fattest one I can think of is still comparably small to the deathfats and infinifats and what not.

It depends on where you live in the states.
If you live anywhere there that's poor as fuck, you WILL see a deathfat.
If you go to anywhere in the states that's poor AND urban, you will see a shit ton of them.

Deathfats are often the result of being poor, they're that big because of their shit diet, which is mostly cheap stuff full of sugar or salt or both.
It costs money to eat healthy, at least in many urban areas that have little to no access to fresh produce or meat. (slight PL, I live in a large city, and I can tell you there are some neighborhoods that just don't have any kind of grocery store near them, only small shops that just carry dry/frozen food.)

True deathfats, I mean real and proper hambeasts like Tess, are a bit more rare to see in real life.

However, I'll say that 98% of American people have definitely seen at least one. Anyone who has been to a theme park has seen deathfats, anyone who's been to a County Fair in the South has seen deathfats. Anyone who's been to Florida has definitely seen deathfats.

Spoiler: Anecdotal, of course.

Am down in the South. Within spitting distance of the Atlantic. And near a college.

We have your fucking sticks and your hot bikini chicks along with skinnies and normal people, while we also have a goodly number of just ordinary people and overweight chunkos. We're talking dudes that're shy of 6 foot but probably pressing a solid 250 and girls who're considerably shorter and pushing... not quite the same, but lower 200s, definitely. Think Becky the Thumb from the Amberlynn Reid thread and that's what'cha got.

Seeing actual 'can't walk but waddles instead and gasps for breath after 5 feet' people or those super-fats who're confined to scooty puffs in public is actually more rare than many would think in this area, but I've seen a dude that had to be into the 400s (outside of one of the most awesome soul food restaurants around, so go figure) and a total of 2 super-chunks who were likely pressing Tess size at Walmart monopolizing scooters used by more 'normal' overweight people or the ancient.

So... it's not as common as many would think. In this region, 'overweight' is the norm - hamplanets are still, thankfully, an anomaly and get the stares they properly deserve.

@@unwieldy_object All good answers above, but I'll throw in my perspective as a European who has lived a good part of his life in the US.

Also the US is very very large. Let's pretend you live in Finland. If I put Finland on the upper East Coast (see how thin they are in comparison to the south?) it only reaches the top of Virginia, so our hypothetical EastyFinn wouldn't see to many hamplanets.

Texasland, or Finakansas, would, however:

The thing is that we have poor people here who eat like shit too but they don't reach those sizes.
They become midfat because food prices are higher here.

So someone on social security for example can't afford to eat as much as it would take to reach deathfat status.

Here in the States, you can buy a lot of fatty food real cheap.
You've seen those little debbie christmas cakes Tess eats and every one makes fun of her for?

Holy shit, I honestly forgot about dollar stores, you're right in that you can buy even more stuf like that for even less.
Just shows you how easy it is to become a death fat here in the States.

You have to keep in mind also that it's not just the calories on the box either. The quality of this food is so low and shitty that not only are these people simultaneously fat and malnourished, they've also fucked up their hormones so much (see Aubreypost from yesterday) that their bodies aren't even processing what they eat in a way that keeps them healthy.

https://www.tiktok.com/@hungry4munchies/video/7279208975936015659

https://www.tiktok.com/@dollartreedinners/video/7176775349332725034

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZW4GOEfwrz4

This not food.
Also this statement I just said? "This is not food"? That's actually very likely to get you some real "Check your priveledge" pushback in the poorer parts of the US.

e.g. This kind of "discourse" is RAMPANT.

https://www.tiktok.com/@dollartreedinners/video/7298859537551985962

Spoiler: Maundering aside

"Be grateful for what you get."
"All food is good food."
"Check your priveledge."
Implying its a priveledge to have food made of food and not fillers. No, apparently I'M the asshole for wanting things like meat that's only made of meat.
Goddamn bucketcrab mentality.
"Restricting food is the sign of an eating disorder."
So eat the sugar-bomb cereal or you need psychiatric treatment.
"There's food and then there's 'healthy food'."
Also, speaking of "treatment", you should see what they serve at schools and in hospitals here. It's a goddamn nightmare.

 

[The Jackal]

You have to keep in mind also that it's not just the calories on the box either. The quality of this food is so low and shitty that not only are these people simultaneously fat and malnourished, they've also fucked up their hormones so much (see Aubreypost from yesterday) that their bodies aren't even processing what they eat in a way that keeps them healthy.

This not food.
Also this statement I just said? "This is not food"? That's actually very likely to get you some real "Check your priveledge" pushback in the poorer parts of the US.

Yeah, I think that's all important to note as well. The thing is, they have a sliver of a point here, because access to decent food (and knowledge about it) is highly restricted in some parts of the country. Some people just don't know what real food is supposed to be like.

It shouldn't be like that though, and it wasn't always like that. In the old days (especially in the countryside and especially before the Industrial Revolution, though even fifty years ago things were better than today), while poor people didn't eat luxuriously, they had pretty good diets. You took whatever vegetables you had around, maybe some meat or fish, some bread, and you made a meal out of it. Simple but nutritious. And often it was actually tasty food, because they took pride in doing the most with what they had, and the skills were passed down and improved upon through the generations. Many of the most celebrated dishes in Italian or French cuisine for example were peasant dishes in origin, and now they're esteemed throughout the world, people will pay a fortune to eat them in fancy restaurants.

You know, the more I think about the obesity epidemic, the more I realize what a tricky social problem it is.


Also, I can't believe this even exists:

https://www.tiktok.com/@dollartreedinners/video/7176775349332725034

I mean, if you can't figure out how to microwave a can of stew and make instant mashed potatoes without the help of this video masterclass, then you're just beyond hope. The girl filming herself seems so genuinely proud of this achievement too.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Once again, nothing will ever convince me that putting potato chips/crisps on a sandwich isn't strictly fatass behavior.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Once again, nothing will ever convince me that putting potato chips/crisps on a sandwich isn't strictly fatass behavior.

Hey, once in a while, it's pretty fucking tasty, and the crunch of the chips is a great textural addition. Plain potato chips take a PB&J to the next level, and either salt and vinegar, dill pickle, or sour cream and onion chips are great on tuna salad.

But that "once in a while" bit is, I guess, the clincher.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah, I think that's all important to note as well. The thing is, they have a sliver of a point here, because access to decent food (and knowledge about it) is highly restricted in some parts of the country. Some people just don't know what real food is supposed to be like.

And this is part of the problem.

If you've never learned how to cook or you grew up in a household that just served ready meals and takeout then you're going to grow up with a distorted view of food. And then there's the, "I don't have to cook so I'll just throw stuff together" like that lady that combined instant potatoes with beef stew. Not the worst thing out there but... unless you literally have no access to a kitchen it's a complete waste of time.

Many of the most celebrated dishes in Italian or French cuisine for example were peasant dishes in origin, and now they're esteemed throughout the world, people will pay a fortune to eat them in fancy restaurants.

And often times those are the real cuisine of a country. But it's just been elevated. I mean Coq au Vin, or rooster in wine, is 100% a peasant dish. These guys didn't throw anything away and once the rooster couldn't do this thing it's into the pot with him. But rooster is a tough old bird so you need to prepare him properly by marinating over night and then cooking him slowly in a rich wine sauce until he's fork tender. And that is fucking delicious.

Once again, nothing will ever convince me that putting potato chips/crisps on a sandwich isn't strictly fatass behavior.

Only if it's excessive. The crunch can really change a sandwich for the better.